Trash Dot Award 

We've all seen them.  Anyone that is web aware.  You have to squint from the garish colors and bouncing emoticons and horizontal scrolling text.  Remember that hamster dance web page that everybody sent you the link to ?  Yeah this one.

Oh yeah mesmerizing isn't it.  Thank you freaking Ross Bagdasarian !!

This award will go to the local company with the deadest, oddest, quaintest web site.  Send in your nominees please.