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Lexophiles

        LEXOPHILIA - WHO ON EARTH DREAMS THESE UP?

        A lexophile of course!

        •        How does Moses make tea?   Hebrews it.

        •        Venison for dinner again?   Oh deer!

        •        A cartoonist was found dead in his home.  Details are sketchy.

         •        I used to be a banker, but then I lost interest.

         •        Haunted French pancakes give me the crêpes.

        •        England has no kidney bank, but it does have a Liverpool.

        •        I tried to catch some fog, but I mist.

        •        They told me I had type-A blood, but it was a Typo.

        •        I changed my iPod's name to Titanic. It's syncing now.

        •        Jokes about German sausage are the wurst.

        •        I know a guy who's addicted to brake fluid, but he says he can stop any time.

        •        I stayed up all night to see where the sun went, and then it dawned on me.

         •        This girl said she recognized me from the vegetarian club, but I'd never met herbivore.

        •        When chemists die, they barium.

        •        I'm reading a book about anti-gravity.  I just can't put it down.

        •        I did a theatrical performance about puns.  It was a play on words.

        •        Why were the Indians here first?  They had reservations.

        •        I didn't like my beard at first.  Then it grew on me.

         •        Did you hear about the cross-eyed teacher who lost her job because she couldn't control her pupils?


        •        When you get a bladder infection, urine trouble.

        •        Broken pencils are pointless.

        •        What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary?  A thesaurus.

        •       I dropped out of communism class because of lousy Marx.

        •       All the toilets in New York's police stations have been stolen.  The police have nothing to go on.

        •       I got a job at a bakery because I kneaded dough.

         •        Velcro - what a rip off!

        •         Don’t worry about old age; it doesn’t last.


Happy Howloween

Thanks to Joanne J.

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Lifting of the Airbus Aircraft From The Hudson River

Thanks to Francois P.

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Twinkle in Your Wrinkle

Thanks to Joanne J.

 
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Best Redneck Inventions Ever 1

Thanks to Tully

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Tour Inside the Space Station

Thanks to David M.

Tour Inside the Space Station


Irish Halloween Prank

Thanks to Ray O'.
An Irish weathergirl pulls off a five star Halloween prank. Be prepared – the broadcast is in Gaelic.  I assure you this works in any language.

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