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No one believes seniors . . . everyone thinks they are senile. An elderly couple was celebrating their sixtieth
The couple had married as childhood sweethearts and had moved back to their old neighbourhood after they retired. Holding hands, they walked back to their old school. It was not locked, so they entered, and found the old desk they’dshared, where Jerry had carved “I love you, Sally.”
On their way back home, a bag of money fell out of an armoured car, practically landing at their feet. Sally quickly picked it up and, not sure what to do with it, they took it home. There, she counted the money - fifty thousand dollars!
Jerry said, “We’ve got to give it back.”
Sally said, “Finders keepers.” She put the money back in the bag and hid it in their attic.
The next day, two police officers were canvassing the neighbourhood looking for the money, and knocked on their door. “Pardon me, did either of you find a bag that fell out of an armoured car yesterday?”
Sally said, “No”.
Jerry said, “She’s lying. She hid it up in the attic.
Sally said, “Don’t believe him, he’s getting senile”
The agents turned to Jerry and began to question him.
One said: “Tell us the story from the beginning.”
Jerry said, “Well, when Sally and I were walking home from school yesterday ...”
The first police officer turned to his partner and said,
“Come on, we’re outta here!”
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Australia is home to some of the world's cutest animals, and I guarantee that you won't be able to look at these pictures without feeling a need to just say "Awww!"
We start with this kookaburra, which might be the most welcoming bird in the world.
This ringtail possum is using his mother as a cozy combination of a car and a bed.
A wombat is really just a pair of fuzzy cheeks and a lot of fur.
The Golden Brushtail Possum, or as I like to call it: the dog-cat-squirrel combo
Quokka, the happiest animal in Australia.
This tiny cute little thing is a pygmy possum, and yes, they really do stay this size.
Ever wonder if there is such a thing as a cute fish? Yes there is, say hello to the cuddlefish.
This amazing pair of eyes is part of a spectacled flying fox,
A baby koala sitting in a mug and eating, I have nothing more to add.
I can't make up my mind if this bilby has ears that are too big or too cute.
Baby kangaroos are called joeys, and this little one has just broken his leg so he is staying in a home until he feels better, while wearing an "appropriate" baby outfit.
A baby numbat who is too lazy to move both ears.
He might need a diet, but I would still love to hug this Lumholtz's Tree Kangaroo.
This baby Tasmanian devil will grow up to be quite the dange r
The Australian masked owl is a delightful mix of serious and adorable
Yellow-bellied gliders have the cutest noses you have ever seen
A colorful Crimson rosella, enjoying a nice bath in the Australian heat
And we end with these dingo puppies,
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