Sunday Family Humour 27th November Page 2

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My Lucky Night

Thanks to Tully

Walking around the park for hour a woman decided to sit down on a bench and rest her feet. A homeless man approached and said, “Well, it looks like my lucky night! I haven’t made love to a woman in years.” 

“That is repulsive,” the woman responded. How dare you say such a thing?” 

“Well, how do you expect me to react?” the homeless man responded. “You’re sitting on my bed.”


Skeleton Puppet

Thanks to Francois P.

twist again skeleton puppet.mp4


Magnificent Rock Formations

Thanks to David M.

Rock formations.ppt


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Dancing Deer

Thanks to Paula M

When a deer encounters a Golden Retriever looking for something in a creek the deer decides to stop and do a little dancing for the dog. The Golden Retriever is intensely focused on doing his job of retrieving what appears to be a rock and pays no attention to the deer.

Dancing Deer


The Brick

Thanks to Daniel E.
 
 A young and successful executive was traveling down a neighborhood street, going a bit too fast in his new Jaguar. He was watching for kids darting out from between parked cars and slowed down when he thought he saw something.
 
As his car passed, no children appeared. Instead, a brick smashed into the Jag's side door! He slammed on the brakes and backed the Jag back to the spot where the brick had been thrown.
 
The angry driver then jumped out of the car, grabbed the nearest kid and pushed him up against a parked car shouting,


'What was that all about and who are you? Just what the heck are you doing? That's a new car and that brick you threw is going to cost a lot of money. Why did you do it?' The young boy was apologetic.
'Please, mister...please, I'm sorry but I didn't know what else to do,' He pleaded. 'I threw the brick because no one else would stop....' With tears
dripping down his face and off his chin, the youth pointed to a spot just around a parked car. 'It's my brother,' he said, 'He rolled off the curb and fell out of his wheelchair and I can't lift him up.'

Now sobbing, the boy asked the stunned executive, 'Would you please help me get him back into his wheelchair? He's hurt and he's too heavy for me.'


Moved beyond words, the driver tried to swallow the rapidly swelling lump in his throat. He hurriedly lifted the handicapped boy back into the wheelchair, then took out a linen handkerchief and dabbed at the fresh
scrapes and cuts. A quick look told him everything was going to be okay. 'Thank you and may God bless you,' the grateful child told the stranger. Too shook up for words, the man simply watched the boy push his wheelchair-bound brother down the sidewalk toward their home.


It was a long, slow walk back to the Jaguar. The damage was very
noticeable, but the driver never bothered to repair the dented side door. He kept the dent there to remind him of this message: 'Don't go through life so fast that someone has to throw a brick at you to get your attention!' God whispers in our souls and speaks to our hearts. Sometimes when we don't have time to listen, He has to throw a brick at us. It's our choice to listen or not.


Thought for the Day:


If God had a refrigerator, your picture would be on it.
 
If He had a wallet, your photo would be in it.


 
He sends you flowers every spring.

 
He sends you a sunrise every morning. Face it, friend - He is crazy about
you!

 
God didn't promise days without pain, laughter without sorrow, sun
without rain, but He did promise strength for the day, comfort for the tears, and light for the way.


 Meet Ingo and Poldi

Thanks to David M.

HOW BEAUTIFUL IS THIS? 
Ingo and Poldi 1
Tanja Brandt is a German photographer who has dedicated her career towards photographing animals and wildlife. 
In one of her most recent projects, 
Brandt shot photographs of a highly unlikely pair of friends – Ingo, the Belgian shepherd; and Poldi (Napoleon), the one-year-old owlet.
Ingo and Poldi 2
Poldi and Ingo are both pets of Brandt’s, and have formed a bond over the past year that the photographer simply couldn’t ignore. 
Brandt is a professional photographer, and has years of experience doing photoshoots with various animals. 
Ingo, the shepherd, is one of her most loyal and popular models.
Ingo and Poldi 3

“The dog is very very well educated. He is able to do every order by far. 
Head down, head right, stay, sit, everything… but not so with the birds.”
Ingo and Poldi 4

Brandt describes the relationship between Ingo and Poldi as somewhat of a ‘protector-protected’ relationship. 
Ingo is a guardian for Poldi, whom Brandt states “doesn’t know how to live free”.
Ingo and Poldi 5

Poldi didn’t hatch until two days after his six brothers and sisters, and has always been very vulnerable due to his size.
Ingo, on the other hand, comes from a family of strong and oftentimes ruthless police dogs.
Ingo and Poldi 6

Ingo is very protective over the year-old owlet, and their bond is as strong off-camera as it appears in Tanja’s photographs.
Ingo and Poldi 7

“They respect each other and they can read each other.”
Ingo and Poldi 8

Ingo is often photographed with various birds (such as the Harris hawk) 
and other animals, but he doesn’t share a bond with anyone quite like he does with Poldi.
Ingo and Poldi 9


Crowded Indian Car

Thanks to Brian M.

Crowded Indian Car.mp4




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