Sunday Family Humour 26th March Page 2

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Two Nuns Were Shopping

Thanks To Tony H.

Two nuns were shopping at a 7-11 store. As they passed by the beer cooler, one nun said to the other,
"Wouldn't a nice cool beer or two taste wonderful on a hot summer evening?"

The second nun answered,
 "Indeed it would, sister, but I would not feel comfortable buying beer, since I am certain it would cause a scene at the checkout stand."

"I can handle that without a problem," the other nun replied, and she picked up a six-pack and headed for the check-out.

The cashier had a surprised look on his face when the two nuns arrived with a six-pack of beer. "We use beer for washing our hair"

The nun said, "Back at our nunnery, we call it catholic shampoo ."

Without blinking an eye, the cashier reached under the counter, pulled out a package of pretzel sticks, and placed them in the bag with the beer.

He then looked the nun straight in the eye,smiled, and said:
"The curlers are on the house."


LED Sheep Art

Thanks to Bert

LED Sheep Art


Incredible Antartica

Thanks to Joanne J.

Incredible Antarctica.ppt


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Do you remember Bob Hope?

Thanks to Bill S.

On his death bed they asked him where he wanted to be buried. His answer was, "Surprise me." !!!!

Do you remember Bob Hope? You'll enjoy this.   

I had forgotten that he lived to be 100, and also didn't realize it has been over 10 years since he died. Always enjoyed him, his movies, and his show. He touched a lot of lives during his life. Thought you might enjoy a bit of memory touching. Enjoy and recall a
great comedian.
______________________________ ____________
   

*BOB HOPE IN HEAVEN*  

For those of you too young to remember Bob Hope, ask your Grandparents and thanks for the memories.

 
bob 1

WHAT A WONDERFUL E-MAIL.   


 
I HOPE THIS WILL PUT A SMILE ON YOUR FACE AND IN YOUR HEART.
This is a tribute to a man who DID make a difference.
   
bob 2


ON TURNING 70 
'I still chase women, but only downhill.'

 

ON TURNING 80 

'That's the time of your life when even your birthday suit needs pressing.'

 

ON TURNING 90 

'You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.'

 

ON TURNING 100 
'I don't feel old. In fact,
   I don't feel anything until noon. Then it's time for my nap.'

 

ON GIVING UP HIS EARLY CAREER, BOXING 
'I ruined my hands in the ring. The referee kept stepping on them.'

 

ON NEVER WINNING AN OSCAR 
'Welcome to the Academy Awards, or, as it's called at my home, 'Passover.'

 

ON GOLF 
'Golf is my profession. Show business is just to pay the green fees.'

 

ON PRESIDENTS 
'I have performed for 12 presidents but entertained only six.'
   

 

 

ON WHY HE CHOSE SHOWBIZ FOR HIS CAREER 
'When I was born, the doctor said to my mother, Congratulations, you have an eight pound ham.'
   

 

ON RECEIVING THE CONGRESSIONAL GOLD MEDAL 
'I feel very humble, but I think I have the strength of character to fight it.'

 

ON HIS FAMILY'S EARLY POVERTY 
'Four of us slept in the one bed. When it got cold, mother threw on another brother.'

 

ON HIS SIX BROTHERS 
'That's how I learned to dance. Waiting for the bathroom.'

 

ON HIS EARLY FAILURES 
'I would not have had anything to eat if it wasn't for the stuff the audience threw at me.'

 

ON GOING TO HEAVEN 
'I've done benefits for ALL religions. I'd hate to blow the hereafter on a technicality.'


Give me a sense of humor Lord, give me the grace to see a joke, To get some humor out of life, and pass it on to other folk.

Bob 3


Snitch
Thanks to Spike

snitch.mp4


Vintage Ads

Thanks to David M.

Vintage Ads.ppt


Car Disposal

Thanks to Spike

Car Disposal.mp4



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