Sunday Family Humour 25th June Page 2

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Hair cut

A teenage boy had just passed his driving test and inquired of his father as to when they could discuss his use of the car.  His father said he'd make a deal with his son, "You bring your grades up from a C to a B average, study your Bible a little and get your hair cut.  Then we'll talk about the car."

The boy thought about that for a moment, decided he'd settle for the offer and they agreed on it.

After about six weeks his father said, "Son, you've brought your grades up and I've observed that you have been studying your Bible, but I'm disappointed you haven't had your hair cut."

The boy said, "You know, Dad, I've been thinking about that, and I've noticed in my studies of the Bible that Samson had long hair, John the Baptist had long hair, Moses had long hair, and there's even strong evidence that Jesus had long hair."

(love the Dad's reply!)  -  "Did you also notice that they all walked everywhere they went?”

A Few Thoughts About Human Character

Thanks to John C.

A Few Thoughts About Human Character.ppt


Steve'n'Seagulls Sings ACDC

Thanks to Fritz

Steve'n'Seagulls Sings ACDC


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A little boy's explanation of God.

Thanks to John C.
Out of the mouths of Babes--
"And a Little Child Shall Lead them” (I certainly don't think any adult could explain this more beautifully!) 
It was written by an 8-year-old named Danny Dutton, who lives  
He wrote it for his third grade homework assignment, to'explain God.' I wonder if any of us could have done as well?  (And he had such an assignment, in California, and someone published it..I guess miracles do happen!)

EXPLANATION OF GOD: 'One of God's main jobs is making people.  Hemakes them to replace the ones that die, so there will beenough people 
doesn't make grown-ups, just babies. I think because they are smaller and easier to make. That way he doesn't have to take up his valuable time teaching them to talk and walk.
He can just leave that to mothers and fathers.' 
'God's second most importantj ob is listening to prayers. An awful  lot of this goes on, since some people, like preachers and things, pray at times beside bedtime. God doesn't have time to listen to the radio or TV because of this. Because he hears everything, there must be a terrible lot of noise in his ears, unless he has thought of a way to turn it off.'
'God sees everything and hears everything and is everywhere which keeps Him pretty busy. So you shouldn't go wasting his time by going over your mom
and dad's head asking for something they said you couldn't have.'
'Atheists are people who don't believe in God. I don't think there are any
in ChulaVista . At least there aren't any who come to our church.'
'Jesus is God's Son. He used to do all the hard work, like walking on water and
performing miracles and trying to teach the people who didn't want to  learn about God. They finally got tired of him preaching to them and  they crucified him. But he was good and kind, like his father, and he told his father that
they didn't know what they were doing and to forgive them and God said O.K.'
'His dad (God) appreciated everything that he had done and all his hard work on earth so he told him he didn't have to go out on the road any more. He could stay in heaven. So he did. And now he helps his dad out by listening to prayers and seeing things which are important for God to take care of and which ones he can take care of himself without having to bother God.
Like a secretary, only more important.'
'You can pray anytime you want and they are sure to help you because they got it worked out so one of them is on duty all the time.' 
'You should always go to church on Sunday because it makes God happy, and if there's anybody you want to make happy, it's God!
Don't skip church to do something you think will be more fun like going to the
beach. This is wrong. And besides the sun doesn't come out at the beach until noon anyway.'
'If you don't believe in God, besides being an atheist, you will be very lonely,
because your parents can't go everywhere with you, like to camp, but God can. It is good to know He's around you when you're scared, in the dark or when you can't swim and you get thrown into real deep water by big kids.'
'But...you shouldn't just always think of what God can do for you. I figure God put me here and he can take me back anytime he pleases.
And...that's why I believe in God.'
(May God bless you too.)

The Golden Buzzer - Britain´s Got Talent 2017

Thanks to Spike

The Golden Buzzer - Britain´s Got Talent 2017


Unique Rock Formations

Thanks to David M.

Unique Rock Formations.ppt


Bert's Pictures

Thanks to Bert

Berts Pictures.ppt

 
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