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Fine Day

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A bookseller conducting a market survey asked a woman – “Which book has helped you most in your life?”
The woman replied – “My husband’s check book!!”

* A prospective husband in a book store “Do you have a book called, ‘Husband – the Master of the House’?
Sales Girl: “Sir, Fiction and Comics are on the 1st floor.”

* Someone asked an old man: “Even after 70 years, you still call your wife – Darling, Honey, Luv.  What’s the secret?
Old man: I forgot her name and I’m scared to ask.

* Wife: I wish I were a newspaper so I’d be in your hands all day.
Husband: I too wish that you were a newspaper so I could have a new one every day!

* Husband to wife – “Today is a fine day.” Next day he says: “Today is a fine day.” Again next day, he says same thing – “today is a fine day.” Finally after a week, the wife asks her husband – “since last week, you are saying today is a fine day. I am fed up. What’s the matter?”
Husband: “Last week when we had an argument, you said, I will leave you one fine day. I was just trying to remind you."

A Merry Christmas Flash

Thanks to Tully

Merry Christmas Flash

Natural features and imposing constructions

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Funky Chicken

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Philosophers of the Past Century

Thanks to Ray O'.

Philosophers 1
  ~ Betsy Salkind...
Men are like linoleum floors. Lay 'em right and you can walk all over them for thirty years.
   ~ Jean Kerr...
The only reason they say Women and children first is to test the strength of the lifeboats.
Philosophers 3
  ~ Prince Philip...
When a man opens a car door for his wife, it's either a new car or a new wife.
Philosophers 4
  ~ Emo Philips...
A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kickboxing.
Philosophers 5
  ~ Harrison Ford...
Wood burns faster when you have to cut and chop it yourself.
Philosophers 6
   ~ Spike Milligan...
The best cure for sea sickness, is to sit under a tree.
Philosophers 7
  ~ Jean Rostand...
Kill one man and you're a murderer, kill a million and you're a conqueror.
Philosophers 8
  ~  Arnold Schwarzenegger...
Having more money doesn't make you happier. I have 50 million dollars, but I'm just as happy as when I had 48 million.
Philosophers 9
  ~ WH Auden...
We are here on earth to do good unto others. What the others are here for, I have no idea.
Philosophers 10
  ~ Jonathan Katz...
In hotel rooms, I worry. I can't be the only guy who sits on the furniture naked.
Philosophers 11
  ~ Johnny Carson...
If life were fair, Elvis would still be alive today and all the impersonators would be dead.
Philosophers 12
  ~ Warren Tantum... (School photo album).
I don't believe in astrology. I am a Sagittarius and we're very skeptical.
Philosophers 13
  ~ Steve Martin...
Hollywood must be the only place on earth where you can be fired by a man wearing a Hawaiian shirt and a baseball cap.
Philosophers 14
  ~ Jimmy Durante...
Home cooking. Where many a man thinks his wife is.
Philosophers 15
  ~ Doug Hanwell...
America is so advanced that even the chairs are electric.
Philosophers 16
  ~ George Roberts...
The first piece of luggage on the carousel never belongs to anyone.
Philosophers 17
  ~ Jonathan Winters...
If God had intended us to fly, he would have made it easier to get to the airport.
Philosophers 18
  ~ Robert Benchley...
I have kleptomania, but when it gets bad, I take something for it.
Philosophers 19
  ~ John Glenn...
As I hurtled through space, one thought kept crossing my mind: every part of this rocket was supplied by the lowest bidder.
Philosophers 20
  ~ David Letterman...
America is the only country where a significant proportion of the population believes that professional wrestling is real but the moon landing was faked.
Philosophers 21
  ~ Howard Hughes...
I'm not a paranoid, deranged millionaire. Dammit, I'm a billionaire.
Philosophers 22
   ~ Old Italian proverb...
After the game, the King and the pawn go into the same box.

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