He being a devoted husband protested, but she argued and said she was going to take some aspirin and go to bed and there was no need for his good time being spoiled by not going.
So he took his costume and away he went. The wife, after sleeping soundly for about an hour, awakened without pain and, as it was still early, decided to go the party.
Since her husband did not know what her costume was, she thought she would have some fun by watching her husband to see how he acted when she was not with him.
She joined the party and soon spotted her husband cavorting around on the dance floor, dancing with every nice woman he could, and copping a little feel here and a little kiss there.
His wife sidled up to him and being a rather seductive babe herself, he left his current partner high and dry and devoted his time to the new babe that had just arrived. She let him go as far as he wished, naturally, since he was her husband.
Finally, he whispered a little proposition in her ear and she agreed.
So off they went to one of the cars and had a quickie.
Just before unmasking at midnight, she slipped away, went home, put the costume away and got into bed, wondering what kind of explanation he would make for his behavior .
She was sitting up reading when he came in, and she asked what kind of a time he had. He said: "Oh, the same old thing. You know I never have a good time when you're not there."
"Did you dance much ?"
"I'll tell you, I never even danced one dance. When I got there, I met Pete, Bill Brown and some other guys, so we went into the den and played poker all evening. But you're not going to believe what happened to the guy I loaned my costume to.
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What a trip it would be to travel by car through the Rockies,
If you’re not pulling over for elk, bear and mountain sheep, then you’re pulling over for scenes like this.
Seeing the scale of the area by air is an added bonus
Even the greyest of mornings can yield the biggest surprises
Sunset at Castle Mountain in Banff. Don’t be afraid to get your feet wet.
This place can make you feel so small and insignificant
Athabasca Falls in Jasper Nati onal Park
Assiniboine Provincial Park is only accessible by helicopter or a six hour hike
I’ve never seen perfect reflections as those at Moraine Lake
It’s easy to get lost in time while admiring the view
The Icefield Parkway is one of the most scenic stretches of road that been on
Even when it’s gloomy, this place is still stunning
A lot of the photography here, I call carpark shooting. It’s not too far from the car to scenes like this.
The fall is the best time to experience the changing colours in the foliage
Where there are glaciers, there are waterfalls
Thanks to Joanne J.
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Start the unending rain for 40 days and 40 nights."
"Forgive me, Lord," begged
Noah, "but things have changed."
A shed load of money for the future costs of moving power
They insisted that I was
Ruled that I couldn't build the ark
until they'd conducted an environmental impact study
claiming I'm trying to leave the country illegally with endangered species."
"Suddenly the skies cleared, the sun
began to shine,
Noah looked up in wonder and asked,
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