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Golf with Stevie Wonder

Thanks to Colin H.

Tiger Woods & Stevie Wonder are in a bar...

 Tiger turns to Stevie and says, "How's the singing career going?" 

 Stevie replies, "Not too bad.  How's the golf?" 

 Woods replies, "Not too bad, I've had some problems with my swing, but I think I've got that right, now." 

 Stevie: "I always find that when my swing goes wrong, I need to stop playing for a while and not think about it.  Then, the next time I play, it seems to be all right."

 Incredulous, Tiger says, "You play GOLF?"   

 Stevie: "Yes, I've been playing for years."

 Tiger: "But -- you're blind!  How can you play golf if you can't see?"

 Stevie: "Well, I get my caddy to stand in the middle of the fairway and call to me.  I listen for the sound of his voice and play the ball towards him.  Then, when I get to where the ball lands, the caddy moves to the green or farther down the fairway and again I play the ball towards his voice." 

 "But, how do you putt?" asks Tiger. 

 "Well", says Stevie, "I get my caddy to lean down in front of the hole and call to me with his head on the ground and I just play the ball towards his voice." 

 Tiger: "What's your handicap?" 

 Stevie: "Well, actually – I'm off scratch." 

 Woods, totally amazed, says to Stevie, "We've got to play a round sometime."

 Stevie: "Well, people don't take me seriously, so I only play for money, and never play for less than $10,000 a hole.  Is that a problem?" 

 Woods thinks about it and says, "I can afford that.  Okay, Stuff it, I'm game for that. $10,000 a hole is fine with me.  When would you like to play?" 

 

Stevie: "Pick any night."


Irish Dancing Flash Mob

Thanks to Arlene M

Irish Dancing Flash Mob at Dublin Airport Art - BabaMai.mp4


Ever wonder what your pets are doing while you are at work?

Thanks to Colin H


 
Pets while working 1
   They will not buy me a toothbrush so I will use theirs.
Pets while working 2

 I will not stop until I win this game.
Pets while working 3
   
Pets work4

 All the other beds are taken
Pets while working 5
   Just resting, of course.
Pets while working 6

 Don't Ask.
Pets while working 7
   We are out of detergent.
Pets while working 8

 This is one way to make him close his eyes.
Pets 9
   These are the only toys he has.
Pets work 10

 Someone should feed those cats.
Pets work 11
   Is this the morning after?????
Pets work 12

 Last mouse in the house.
Pets work 13
   This is one way to rinse your mouth.
Pets work 14

 And sometimes they follow you to work!
Pets work 15
   




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The Most Amazing Beaver Experience Of My Life

Thanks to Joanne J.

The Most Amazing Beaver Experience Of My Life


Slacker

Thanks to Tom McG

General Motors, feeling it was time for a shake-up, hired a new CEO. The new boss was determined to rid the company of all slackers.
 
On a tour of the facilities, the CEO noticed a guy leaning on a wall. The room was full of workers and he wanted to let them know that he meant business.
 
He walked up to the guy leaning against the wall and asked, "How much money do you make a week?"
 
A little surprised, the young man looked at him and replied, "I make $400 a week. Why?"
 
The CEO then hands the guy $1,600 in cash and screams, "Here's four weeks' pay, now GET OUT and don't come back!"
 
Feeling pretty good about himself, the CEO looked around the room and asked, "Does anyone want to tell me what that bloody slacker did here?"
 
From across the room came a voice: "That was the pizza delivery guy from Domino's."
 

A Beautiful Story

Thanks to John C.

A Beautiful Story With a Heart-felt Lesson.ppt


Birds of Prey

Thanks to Spike

Birds of Prey


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