Sunday Family Humour 19th February Page 2

Free Entertainment and Family Fun Every Sunday


Kids thoughts for today

Thanks to Tully    
     
A Sunday school teacher asked her class, "What was Jesus' mother's name?"
One child answered, "Mary."
The teacher then asked, "Who knows what Jesus' father's name was?"
A little kid said, "Verge."
Confused, the teacher asked, "Where did you get that?"
The kid said, "Well, you know, they are always talking about Verge n' Mary.''
     
***********

KIDS IN CHURCH

3-year-old Reese:
"Our Father, Who does art in heaven, Harold is His name.
Amen."
           ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~
  A little boy was overheard praying: "Lord, if you can't make me a better boy, don't worry about it. I'm having a real good time like I am."
        ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~
   After the christening of his baby brother in church, Jason sobbed all the way home in the back seat of the car. His father asked him three times what was wrong. Finally, the boy replied,
"That preacher said he wanted us brought up in a Christian home, and I wanted to stay with you guys."
    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
I had been teaching my three-year old daughter, Caitlin, the Lord's Prayer for several evenings at bedtime.  She would repeat after me the lines from the prayer. Finally, she decided to go solo.
I listened with pride as she carefully enunciated each word, right up to the end of the prayer:  "Lead us not into temptation," she prayed, "but deliver us from E-mail.
          ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    One particular four-year-old prayed, "And forgive us our trash baskets as we forgive those who put trash in our baskets."  
    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~
A Sunday school teacher asked her children as they were on the way to church service, "And why is it necessary to be quiet in church?" One bright little girl replied, "Because people are sleeping."
           ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~
       Six-year-old Angie and her four-year-old brother, Joel, were sitting together in church. Joel giggled, sang, and talked out loud. Finally, his big sister had had enough.
"You're not supposed to talk out loud in church."
"Why? Who's going to stop me?" Joel asked.
Angie pointed to the back of the church and said, "See those two men standing by the door? They're hushers."
           ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
     A mother was preparing pancakes for her sons, Kevin 5, and Ryan 3.  The boys began to argue over who would get the first pancake.  Their mother saw the opportunity for a moral lesson. "If Jesus were sitting here, He would say, 'Let my brother have the first pancake, I can wait.'
Kevin turned to his younger brother and said, "Ryan, you be Jesus!"
    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
       A father was at the beach with his children when the four-year-old son ran up to him, grabbed his hand, and led him to the shore where a seagull lay dead in the sand.
"Daddy, what happened to him?" the son asked.
"He died and went to Heaven," the Dad replied.
    The boy thought a moment and then said,
"Did God throw him back down?"
           ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~
A wife invited some people to dinner. At the table, she turned to their six-year-old daughter and said, "Would you like to say the blessing?" "I wouldn't know what to say," the girl replied. "Just say what you hear Mommy say," the wife answered.  The daughter bowed her head and said,
"Lord, why on earth did I invite all these people to dinner?"

Better Way To Fly

Thanks to Paul S.

YouTube Video



Who Stops To Smell The Flowers

Thanks To Paul S.

 
flowers1
   
flowers 2

 
flowers 3
   
flowers 5

 
flowers 6
   
flowers 5

 
flowers 7
   
flowers 8

 
flowers 9
   
flowers 10

 
flowers 11
   
flowers 12

 
flowers 12
   
flowers 14

 
flowers 16
   
flowers 15


To receive the weekly link to the latest Sunday Family Humour,
send an email to dgwest7@gmail.com saying
subscribe Sunday Family Humour.
No costs, nothing else needed. Welcome and thank you.

More people are making their Amazon purchases through this link,
and helping Sunday Family Humour

Every little helps. http://amzn.to/1TwDiMG

Fun Fishing

Thanks to Ray O'.

Fun Fishing


Interesting Facts

Thanks to Joanne J.

 
Fact 1
   
fact 2

 
fact 3
   
fact 4

 
Fact 5
   
fact 5

 
Fact 7
   
fact 10

 
fact 8
   
fact 9



Dogs Playing With Babies

Thanks to Spike

Dogs Playing With Babies


Did You Know This About Canada, Eh?

Thanks to Ray O'.
 
canada1
  
canada 2

 
canada 3
  
canada 4

 
canada5
  
canada 6

 
canada7
  
canada 8
 
canada 9
  
canada 10

 
canada 12
  
canada 11

 
canada 13
  
canada 14

 
canada 15
  
canada 16




Please donate if you can
- thank you
(if you have any difficulty, such as can't find your US State,
click here for detailed screen-shots)
Donors this week
Charles T
Robert S
William R
Jeffry W
Tom L
Pamela R
Stephen M
Still running in the red. Any and all help appreciated
Every $1 helps  - thank you
See  here for more donation options
(You can donate with any credit card - no Paypal account needed)
Amazon: More people are using the Sunday Family Humour referral
to make their Amazon purchases.
Same price and service, but a small commission paid.

Thank you. 
Every little helps.
http://amzn.to/1TwDiMG

Page 1          Page 2          Interesting Articles and Videos
Product Details