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These are Well Stated

Thanks to Coach
A place where women curl up and dye.
The only animal you eat before they are born and after they are dead.  
A body that keeps minutes and wastes hours.
Mud with the juice squeezed out.
Someone who is usually me-deep in conversation.  
Cold Storage.  
Cutting money in half without damaging the paper. 

An insect that makes you like flies better. 
A doctrine fostered by a delusional, illogical minority. 

A grape with a sunburn.  
A story you tell to one person at a time. 

A bunch of bones with the person scraped off. 

The pain that drives you to extraction.
One of the greatest labor saving devices of today.
An honest opinion openly expressed.  
Something other people have....similar to my character lines. 
I very quietly confided to my friend that I was having an Affair.
She turned to me and asked, "Are you having it catered?"
. . . and that, my friend, is the definition of 'OLD'!!!

How the Addiction Begins

Thanks to Joanne J.

How the addiction begins.mp4

Same Old Stuph But Different

Thanks to Bert

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Elephant Traffic Jam

Thanks to Colin H.

elephant traffic jam.mp4

Grand Canyon

Thanks to Colin H.

Grand Canyon of Arizona.ppt


Thanks to Coach

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Charm School Graduate

Thanks to Anna and Jim V.

Two nicely dressed ladies happened to start up a conversation during an endless wait in Los Angeles airport.

The first lady was an arrogant Californian woman married to a wealthy man. The second was a well-mannered elderly woman from the South.

When the conversation centered on whether they had any children, the California woman started by saying, "When my first child was born, my husband built a beautiful mansion for me."

The lady from the South commented, "Well, bless your heart."

The first woman continued, "When my second child was born, my husband bought me a beautiful Mercedes-Benz."

Again, the lady from the South commented, "Well, bless your heart."

The first woman continued, "Then, when my third child was born, my husband bought me this exquisite diamond bracelet."

Yet again, the Southern lady commented, "Well, bless your heart."

The first woman then asked her companion, "What did your husband buy for you when you had  your first child?" "My husband sent me to Charm School," declared the Southern lady.

"Charm School?" the first woman said, amazed, "Oh, my God! What on earth for?"

The Southern lady responded, "Well for example, instead of saying, "Who gives a shit?"
I learned to say, "Well, bless your heart!"

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