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Once upon a time
Thanks to Colin H

  The king called on the royal weather forecaster and inquired as to the weather forecast for the next few hours.  The royal weatherman assured him that there was no chance of rain for at least 4 days.

 So the king went fishing with his wife, the queen.  On the way he met a farmer on his donkey.  Upon seeing the king the farmer said, "Your Majesty, you should return to the palace!  In just a short time I expect a huge amount of rain to fall in this area."
 
The king was polite and considerate, he replied: "Thanks for your concern, but don't worry.  It's not going to rain today.  I hold the palace meteorologist in high regard.  He is an extensively educated and experienced professional.  And besides, I pay him very high wages.  He gave me a very different forecast.  I trust him."
 
So the king continued on his way.  However, a short time later a torrential rain fell from the sky.  The King and Queen were totally soaked and their entourage chuckled upon seeing them in such a shameful condition.
 
Furious, the king returned to the palace and gave the order to fire the professional.  Then he summoned the farmer and offered him the prestigious and high paying role of royal forecaster.
 
The farmer said, "Your Majesty, I do not know anything about forecasting.  I obtained the information about rain today from my donkey.  If I see my donkey's ears drooping, it means with certainty that it will rain very soon."  So the king hired the donkey instead.
 
And thus began the practice of hiring dumb asses to work in the government and occupy its highest and most influential positions.
 
The practice is unbroken to this day...

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Outstanding Photos of Kids and Pets

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Two-and-a-half Ton Bison

Thanks to Ginny L.

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True Lawyer Story

Thanks to Ray O'

This actually took place in Charlotte, North Carolina.

A lawyer purchased a box of very rare and expensive cigars, then insured them against, among other things, fire.

Within a month, having smoked his entire stockpile of these great cigars, the lawyer filed a claim against the insurance company. In his claim, the lawyer stated the cigars were lost 'in a series of small fires.'

The insurance company refused to pay, citing the obvious reason, that the man had consumed the cigars in the normal fashion.

The lawyer sued and WON! (Stay with me.)

Delivering the ruling, the judge agreed with the insurance company that the claim was frivolous. The judge stated nevertheless, that the lawyer held a policy from the company, in which it had warranted that the cigars were insurable and also guaranteed that it would insure them against fire, without defining what is considered to be unacceptable 'fire' and was obligated to pay the claim.

Rather than endure lengthy and costly appeal process, the insurance company accepted the ruling and paid $15,000 to the lawyer for his loss of the cigars that perished in the 'fires'.

NOW FOR THE BEST PART...

After the lawyer cashed the check, the insurance company had him arrested on 24 counts of ARSON!!! With his own insurance claim and testimony from the previous case being used against him, the lawyer was convicted of intentionally burning his insured property and was sentenced to 24 months in jail and a $24,000 fine.

This true story won First Place in last year's Criminal Lawyers Awards contest.

Cute Old Guy

Thanks to Ray O'.
A scene that you would see in Florida.
 
This had me in stitches. It's one of those "candid camera" things.
 
Check out the looks on the faces of the young girls.
 
Turn Up The Sound and  Listen to the Classic Song .. "Only You"
 

Cute Old Guy

 

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