Sunday Family Humour 31st July

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Six Short Stories

Thanks to Tully

{1} Once all villagers decided to pray for rain, on the day of prayer all the people gathered, but only one boy came with an umbrella.
That's FAITH

{2} When you throw a baby in the air, she laughs because she knows you will catch her.
That's TRUST

{3} Every night we go to bed, without any assurance of being alive the next morning but still we set the alarms to wake up.
That's HOPE

{4} We plan big things for tomorrow in spite of zero knowledge of the future.
That's CONFIDENCE

{5} We see the world suffering, but still we get married and have children.
That's LOVE

{6} On an old man's shirt was written a sentence 'I am not 91 years old ... I am sweet 16 with 75 years’ experience.
That's ATTITUDE

Have a good week and live your life like the six tiny stories !

May you always have love to share, health to spare & friends who care!


Some Very Interesting Photos

Thanks to Spike

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A Mix Of Funnies

Thanks to Spike
 

 
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Peanut Butter and Jelly Again

Thanks to Tully

At a construction site one day at lunchtime, three men were all sitting down to eat their lunches. The first man opens up his lunch pail to find a PB&J sandwich. "PB&J AGAIN! I swear, if I have to eat this one more time I'm going to jump off this DAMN building!"

The second guy opens up his lunch box to find a tuna sandwich. " TUNA AGAIN! If I have to eat another one of these stinking things again I’m going to jump off with you!"

The third guy looks inside his box and sees a bologna sandwich and screams, "HELL, bologna again, well, if I get this again, I'll jump off this building with ya!"

Well, the next day all three guys find the same types of sandwiches in their containers so they all leave notes as to why they jumped and then jump off. At the funerals the new widows are all sitting together. The first man's wife cries, "If only he had told me, I would have fixed something else."

The second mans wife says "It wouldn't have been a problem...I thought he liked tuna."

But the third guys wife sat their dumbfounded and said " well I just...just...don't understand! He made his own lunch!"

The Chalk Guy

Thanks to Tully

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With A Sense Of Humour

Thanks to Tully
Sign in a Shoe Repair Store
We will heel you
We will save your sole
We will even dye for you.
 
Sign over a Gynaecologist’s Office:
"Dr. Jones, at your cervix.”
 
In a Podiatrist's office:
"Time wounds all heels.”
 
On a Septic Tank Truck:
Yesterday's Meals on Wheels
 
At an Optometrist's Office:
"If you don't see what you're looking for,
You've come to the right place.”
 
On a Plumber's truck :
"We repair what your husband fixed.”
 
On another Plumber's truck:
"Don't sleep with a drip. Call your plumber.”
 
At a Tyre Shop in Milwaukee :
"Invite us to your next blowout.”
 
On an Electrician's truck:
"Let us remove your shorts.”
 
In a Non-smoking Area:
"If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and will take appropriate action.”
 
On a Maternity Room door:
"Push. Push. Push.”
 
At a Car Dealership:
"The best way to get back on your feet - miss a car payment.”
 
Outside a Muffler Shop:
"No appointment necessary. We hear you coming.”
 
In a Veterinarian's waiting room:
"Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!”
 
At the Electric Company:
"We would be delighted if you send in your payment on time.
However, if you don't, YOU will be de-lighted.”
 
In a Restaurant window:
"Don't stand there and be hungry; come on in and get fed up.”
 
In the front yard of a Funeral Home:
"Drive carefully. We'll wait.”
 
At a Propane Filling Station:
"Thank Heaven for little grills.”
 
In a Chicago Radiator Shop:
"Best place in town to take a leak.”
 
Sign on the back of another Septic Tank Truck:
"Caution - This Truck is full of Political Promises"

Smiles

Thanks to Paul S.

 
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