Thanks to Alan W.
A MESSAGE FROM THE QUEEN
To the citizens of the United States of America from Her Sovereign Majesty Queen Elizabeth II.
In light of your failure to nominate competent candidates for President of the USA and thus to govern yourselves, we hereby give notice of the revocation of your independence, effective immediately.
Sovereign Majesty Queen Elizabeth II will resume monarchical duties
over all states, commonwealths, and territories (except North Dakota,
which she does not fancy).
To aid in the transition to a British Crown dependency, the following rules are introduced with immediate effect:
1. The letter 'U' will be reinstated in words such as 'colour,' 'favour,' 'labour' and 'neighbour.' Likewise, you will learn to spell 'doughnut' without skipping half the letters, and the suffix '-ize' will be replaced by the suffix '-ise.' Generally, you will be expected to raise your vocabulary to acceptable levels. (look up 'vocabulary').
3. July 4th will no longer be celebrated as a holiday.
God Save the Queen!PS: Only share this with friends who have a good sense of humour (NOT humor)!
Thanks to Joanne J.
An Interview With God is a beautiful short story about a man who dreams he has a chance to interview God. The answers God provides to the questions he is asked by the man are truly thought provoking and should give many people something to think about as they go about living their life. The video will resonate with many people who believe in God and I hope they find it as enjoyable to watch as I did.
Thanks to Bert
What do you get when you cross a shark with Frosty the Snowman?
What do you get when you cross a flower and a skunk?
I don’t know, but I’m not going to smell it.
What mouse is a locksmith?
Mick Key Mouse
What is gray, has four legs and a trunk?
A mouse going on vacation
How do you get away from 20 lions, 10 elephants, 8 hippos, 3 giraffes?
Get off the merry-go-round
What do you get if you cross a Rottweiler and a Hyena?
I don’t know, but I’ll join in if it laughs!
What do you get when you cross an elephant with a kangaroo?
Big holes all over Australia
What goes “Peck, Peck – BANG?”
A chicken in a mine field
What do you say to the hitch hiking Kangaroo?
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A beautiful look at the flowers and scenery of Portland Lavender Farms in Oregon.
I like to share these kinds of videos because while it will never go
viral I know that a few people will enjoy watching the video. Not
everyone is able to get outside and enjoy nature’s beauty so sometimes a
short video like this will brighten their day. I hope you enjoyed the
video and that you have a nice day.
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The School of Psychology, University of Pennsylvania (my alma mater) conducted a survey called "What really do you see?"
People were asked to focus their attention on this simple picture and then asked if they had noticed anything odd.
Study the picture for 5 seconds; then briefly state the oddest thing you see..
1. 100% of males failed this test. They were distracted by the woman's large bosom.
2. 100% of the females also failed this test. They were distracted by the wide choice of doughnuts.
The real answer (see below):
Thanks to Lyle K.
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