Sunday Family Humour 17th July
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Thanks to Kenneth S.
This is what all of you 70+ year-olds, and yet-to-be kids have to look forward to!!
This is something that happened at an assisted living center.
The people who lived there have small apartments but they all eat at a central cafeteria.
One morning one of the residents didn't show up for breakfast so my wife went upstairs and knocked on his door to see if everything was OK. She could hear him through the door and he said that he was running late and would be down shortly so she went back to the dining area.
An hour later he still hadn't arrived so she went back up towards his room and she found him on the stairs. He was coming down the stairs but was having a hell of time. He had a death grip on the hand rail and seemed to have trouble getting his legs to work right. She told him she was going to call an ambulance but he told her no, he wasn't in any pain and just wanted to have his breakfast. So she helped him the rest of the way down the
stairs and he had his breakfast.
When he tried to return to his room he was completely unable to get up even the first step so they called an ambulance for him. A couple hours later she called the hospital to see how he was doing. The receptionist there said he was fine, he just had both of his legs in one leg of his boxer shorts.
Thanks to Spike
|A couple who work at the circus go to an adoption agency.|
Social workers there raise doubts about their suitability as parents.
The couple produce photos of their 45 foot Class A Prevost coach, which is equipped with a beautiful nursery.
The social workers then are doubtful about the education that the child would receive.
"We've arranged for a full-time tutor who will teach the child all the usual subjects, plus French and Mandarin languages and computer skills."
Still, the social workers have doubts about raising a child in a circus environment.
"We have arranged for a nanny who is an expert in pediatric welfare and diet."
Finally, the social workers are satisfied.
The adoption agency asks, "What age child are you hoping to adopt?"
"It doesn't really matter, as long as he fits in the cannon"
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You Won't Believe Your Eyes
Thanks to Carol P.
| A dust storm over the ocean in
Australia|| || This floating cruise ship is
actually a hotel in South Korea.|
| This optical illusion is
outside of Paris City Hall and while you might be thinking it's a sphere
of grass, it's actually all flat land.|| ||
These trees are trimmed
to appear in a straight line. It looks like something straight out of
| Two of the biggest tennis
stars, Federer and Nadal, playing on a water court.|| || A rainbow and waterfall
that make everything look oh so magical.|
| The salt flats in Bolivia make
it seem like you're walking on water.|| || This is what an earthquake did
to some train tracks in Canterbury, New Zealand.|
| This parking garage sign that
jumps straight out at you.|| ||
A sinkhole in Guatemala
City in 2010...yes, this actually happened and yes, it really was 60 feet
wide and 200 feet deep.|
| Fishermen on Chaohu Lake,
China. They are actually rowing through algae-filled water.|| || Just a regular optical illusion
created by some extremely clear water.|
This wolf is made
entirely from pipe cleaners|| ||Phone line that was partly destroyed from a fire
| A tornado mixed with a rainbow
over Kansas.|| || The Crooked Forest is located
in West Pomerania, Poland and it's totally stunning. There are over 400
bent trees in this forest.|
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