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Blessed are those who can give without remembering, and take without forgetting.
One day a florist went to a barber for a haircut. After the cut, he asked about his bill, and the barber replied, 'I cannot accept money from you, I'm doing community service this week.'
The florist was pleased and left the shop.
When the barber went to open his shop the next morning, there was a 'thank you' card and a dozen roses waiting for
him at his door.
Later, a cop comes in for a haircut, and when he tries to pay his bill , the barber again replied, 'I cannot accept money from you, I'm doing community service this week.' The cop was happy and left the shop.
The next morning when the barber went to open up, there was a 'thank you ' card and a dozen donuts waiting for him at his door.
Then a Congressman came in for a haircut, and when he went to pay his bill , the barber again replied, 'I can not accept money from you. I'm doing community service this week.' The Congressman was very happy and left the shop.
The next morning, when the barber went to open up, there
were a dozen Congressmen lined up waiting for a free haircut.
And that, my friends, illustrates the fundamental difference between the citizens of our country and the politicians who run it.
As Ronald Reagan said:
BOTH POLITICIANS AND DIAPERS NEED TO BE CHANGED OFTEN AND FOR THE SAME REASON!
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A truck driver was doing his usual delivery to the Mental Hospital.
He discovered a flat tire when he was about to leave.
He jacked up the truck and took the flat tire off.
When he was about to replace the flat tire with the spare tire, he accidentally dropped all the nuts into a storm drain.
Realizing he can't fish the nuts out, he starts to panic.
A patient walking by asks him what happened.
The driver told him his problem. And the patient said "Can't even fix such a simple problem... no wonder you are destined to be a truck driver..."
"Here's what you can do, take one nut each from the other 3 tires and then tighten them on to the spare. Then drive to the nearest garage and replace the missing ones, easy as that!"
The driver was very impressed and asked: "You're so smart but why are you here in a Mental Hospital?"
"Hello, I am here because I'm CRAZY, not STUPID!!"
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