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TRUE OR FALSE ?

Thanks to Bill S.

 
Can you guess which of the following are true and which are false? (Answers are below.)
 
1. Apples, not caffeine, are more efficient at waking you up in the morning.
 
2. Alfred Hitchcock did not have a belly button.  

3. A pack-a-day smoker will lose approximately 2 teeth every 10 years.
 
4. People do not get sick from cold weather; it's from being indoors a lot more.
 
5. When you sneeze, all bodily functions stop, even your heart!
 
6. Only 7% of the population are lefties.
 
7. 40-people are sent to the hospital for dog bites every minute .
 
8. Babies are born without kneecaps. They don't appear until they are 2-6 years old.
 
9. The average person over 50 will have spent 5 years standing in line.
 
10. The toothbrush was invented in 1498.
 
11. The average housefly lives for one month.
 
12. 40,000 Americans are injured by toilets each year.
 
13. A coat hanger is 44 inches long when straightened.
 
14. The average computer user blinks 7-times a minute.
 
15. Your feet are bigger in the afternoon than any other time of day.
 
16. Most of us have eaten a spider in our sleep.
 
17. The REAL reason ostriches stick their head in the sand is to search for water.
 
18. The only two animals that can see behind themselves without turning their heads are the rabbit   and the parrot.
 
19. John Travolta turned down the starring roles in 'An Officer and a Gentleman' and 'Tootsie.'
 
20. Michael Jackson owned the rights to the South Carolina State Anthem.
 
21. In most television commercials advertising milk, a mixture of white paint and a little thinner is   used in place of the milk.
 
22. Prince Charles and Prince William never travel on the same airplane, just in case there is a crash.
 
23. The first Harley Davidson motorcycle built in 1903 used a tomato can for a carburetor.
 
24. Most hospitals make money by selling the umbilical cords cut from women who give birth. They   are used in vein transplant surgery.
 
25. Humphrey Bogart was related to Princess Diana. They were 7th cousins.
 
26. If coloring weren't added to Coca-Cola, it would be green.  
 
Now, scroll down for the answers
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
They are all TRUE!
 
Now go back and think about 16!

Owners Arrive Home Too Soon

Thanks to Bill S.

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The New Mercedes Electric AA Class

Thanks to David H.

The New Mercedes Electric AA Class



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Thinking About Life

Thanks to Paula M.
 
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Water or Coke

Thanks to Spike

Water or Coke?
I could not believe this.....  Very interesting
 

water
               
coke


 
 
WATER

#1.   75% of Americans are chronically dehydrated..
(Likely applies to half the world population)


#2.     In 37% of Americans, the thirst mechanism is so weak
 that it is mistaken for hunger.


#3.   Even MILD dehydration will slow down one's metabolism as 3%.


#4.  One glass of water will shut down midnight hunger pangs
  for almost 100% of the dieters studied in a University of
 Washington study.


#5.     Lack of water, the #1 trigger of daytime fatigue.


#6.   Preliminary research indicates that 8-10 glasses of
    water a day could significantly ease back and joint pain
 for up to 80% of sufferers.


#7.   A mere 2% drop in body water can trigger fuzzy short-term
    memory, trouble with basic math, and difficulty focusing on
 the computer screen or on a printed page.

#8..   Drinking 5 glasses of water daily decreases the risk of
  colon cancer by 45%, plus it can slash the risk of breast
 cancer by 79%., and one is 50% less likely to develop
 bladder cancer. Are you drinking the amount of water
 you should drink every day?



COKE

#1.   In many states the highway patrol carries
    two gallons of Coke in the trunk to remove blood from
 the highway after a car accident.
coke
coke
coke
coke


#2.     You can put a T-bone steak in a bowl of Coke
 and it will be gone in two days.
coke
coke

#3.    To clean a toilet: Pour a can of Coca-Cola into the
  toilet bowl and let the 'real thing' sit for one hour,
 then flush clean. The citric acid in Coke removes
 stains from vitreous china.
coke
coke
coke


#4.   To remove rust spots from chrome car bumpers:
    Rub the bumper with a rumpled-up piece of Reynolds
 Wrap aluminum foil dipped in Coca-Cola.
coke
coke
coke
coke


#5.   To clean corrosion from car battery terminals: Pour
   a can of Coca-Cola over the terminals to bubble
 away the corrosion.
coke
coke


#6.  To loosen a rusted bolt: Apply a cloth soaked in Coca-Cola
 to the rusted bolt for several minutes.
coke
coke
coke
coke


#7.   To bake a moist ham: Empty a can of Coca-Cola into
the baking pan, wrap the ham in aluminum foil, and bake.
 Thirty minutes before ham is finished, remove the foil, allowing the drippings to mix
 with the Coke for a sumptuous brown gravy.
coke
coke
coke
coke


#8.  To remove grease from clothes: Empty a can of Coke
into the load of greasy clothes, add detergent, and run
 through a regular cycle.. The Coca-Cola will help loosen
 grease stains. It will also clean road haze from your
 windshield.

coke
coke
coke

FOR YOUR INFORMATION:

#1     the active ingredient in Coke is phosphoric acid.
 It will dissolve a nail in about four days. Phosphoric
 acid also leaches calcium from bones and is a major
 contributor to the rising increase of osteoporosis.

#2.   To carry Coca-Cola syrup! (the concentrate) the
 commercial trucks must use a hazardous Material place
 cards reserved for highly corrosive materials.

#3.   The distributors of Coke have been using it to clean
 engines of the trucks for about 20 years!

 
Now the question is, would you like a glass of water?

 
or Coke?

coke

Quick! send this helpful info on to your friends health conscious or not!!!!    



Statue Treasure Hunt

Thanks to David M.

Statue Treasure Hunt.ppt



Thoughts by Ducky

Thanks to John C.

THOUGHTS  BY  ’DUCKY’;
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I saw a woman wearing a sweatshirt with ‘Guess’ on it. So I said ‘Implants?’;
She hit me.
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How come we choose from just two people to run for president
and over fifty for Miss America?
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Marriage changes passion.
Suddenly you’re in bed with a relative.
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Now that food has replaced sex in my life, I can’t even get into my own pants. 
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I signed up for an exercise class and was told to wear loose fitting clothing.
If I HAD any loose fitting clothing, I wouldn’t have signed up in the first place!
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When I was young we used to go ‘skinny dipping.’;
Now I just ‘chunky dunk.’;
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Don’t argue with an idiot;
people watching may not be able to tell the difference.
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Wouldn’t it be nice if whenever we messed up our life we could simply press ‘Ctrl Alt Delete’ and start all over? AMEN!
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Why is it that our children can’t read a Bible in school, but they can in prison?
A completely brilliant question!
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Wouldn’t you know it...
Brain cells come and brain cells go,
But FAT cells live forever.
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Why do I have to swear on the Bible in court
when the Ten Commandments cannot be displayed outside?
Another completely brilliant question!
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Bumper sticker of the year: ‘If you can read this, thank a teacher –;
and since it’s in English, thank a soldier’;
And remember:
Life is like a roll of toilet paper.
The closer it gets to the end, the faster it goes.
Ya’ just might want to pass this along...



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