Sunday Family Humour 6th March Page 2

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Three Guys In A Restaurant

Thanks to Tully

 
A Republican in a wheelchair entered a restaurant one afternoon and asked the waitress for a cup of coffee.
 
The Republican looked across the restaurant and asked, "Is that Jesus sitting over there?"
 

The waitress nodded "Yes!" So, the Republican requested that she give Jesus a cup of coffee, on him.
 
The next patron to come in was a Libertarian with a hunched back.
He shuffled over to a booth, painfully sat down, and asked the waitress for a cup of hot tea. He also glanced across the restaurant and asked, "Is that Jesus, over there?"

The waitress nodded, so the Libertarian asked her to give Jesus a cup of hot tea, "My treat."
 
The third patron to come into the restaurant was a Democrat on crutches.
He hobbled over to a booth, sat down and hollered, "Hey there honey! How's about getting me a cold mug of Miller Light!"
He, too, looked across the restaurant and asked, "Isn't that God's boy over there?"
 
The waitress nodded, so the Democrat directed her to give Jesus a cold beer. "On my bill," he said loudly.
 
As Jesus got up to leave, he passed by the Republican, touched him, and said, "For your kindness, you are healed."
The Republican felt the strength come back into his legs, got up, and began to praise the Lord.

Jesus passed by the Libertarian, touched him, and said, "For your kindness, you are healed."
The Libertarian felt his back straightening up, he raised his hands, and he, too, began to praise the Lord.

Then, Jesus walked, with a huge smile on his face, towards the Democrat.
The Democrat jumped up and yelled, "Don't touch me......I'm on disability."


Car Jacking

Thanks to Spike
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Only Boys Aloud

Thanks to Ray O'.
From Britain’s Got Talent – Only Boys Aloud. This is not only about talent (they came in third in the competition), this is also a feel-good video. The kids are from a depressed area in Wales & the choir was formed to inspire show them &, as one kid put it, keep them off the streets.   
 

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Mixed Bag of Funnies

Thanks to Ray O'.

 
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Mane Attraction

Thanks to Francois P.
Man Cuddles and Kisses Huge Pet Lion

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Sad Reality

Thanks to Francois P.


This morning I was sitting on a bench next to a homeless man, I asked him how he ended up this way.

He said: Up until Last week, I still had it all !!!

A cook, cooked my meals, my room was cleaned, my clothes were washed, pressed, I had a roof over my head, I had TV, internet, I went to the gym, the pool, the library, I could still go to school...

I asked him, "What happened? Drugs? Alcohol,? Divorce?

 
Oh No, nothing like that he said.... I got out of prison.
Kinda brings a tear to your eye, doesn't it?


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