My Favorite Caption Contest Winners
A Little Archive of the "My Favorite Caption Contest" winners from Are You There, Blog?  It's Me, Stephen.

Contest #34 Winner: Mikey from "The Gospel According to Mikey"

 

 "Backwoods Ken: Sex appeal included, brains sold separately."

 

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Contest #33 Winner: Polt from "Polt's Palace"


"After less than an hour at the convention,
Abe realized he really DID prefer the theater."

 

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Contest #32 Winner: Lance from "Yokel Boy Makes Good"


"Hey, what up Ken doll!"

 

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Contest #31 Winner: Steve

 

"Ready for docking, Captain . . . "


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Contest #30 Winner: Kansastock

 

"Not bad... but you know why black only comes in XL, don't you?"

 

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Contest #30 Winner: Philip 

 

 "Enter before knocking."


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 Contest #29 Winner: Philip

 

 "Snacks for a pool party: $40

"Inflatable dolphin: $30

"Giving the retarded kid something to do while
the rest of us enjoy ourselves: Priceless."



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Contest #28 Winner: James from "Shoeless James"

 

"It always starts with one finger, but he always begs me for more." 


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Contest #27 Winner:  Angel from "Angel's Crash Pad

 

"If Mr. French got Jody, then Stephen got Buffy." 

 

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Contest #26 Winner: Polt from "Polt's Place"  

 

 "You think THAT'S something,
you shoulda seen what he did to the ficus."

 

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Contest #25 Winner:  cb from "The Mangina Monologues"

 

"Does this towel make my canker sore look fat?"


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 Contest #24 Winner: Philip

 

"Just FYI: They're at a dog show.

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Contest #23 Winner: Brad

 

"Professor Plum.
In the Desert.
With the cactus dick."

  

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Contest #22 Winner: Philip

 

 "Kinda makes Beyonce's mom look tame, doesn't it?" 

 

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Contest #21 Winner:  Anatomicsd 

 

 "Bad Toto, Bad Toto! I told you no Carbs this month!"

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Contest #20 Winner:  Philip 

 

 "At least the kid's dressed as Eeyore.
Last week, Donald stepped in Pooh."

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 Philip's Random Brilliant Caption Outside of the Contest


"It's so good to find hard help these days."

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Contest #19 Winner: cb from "The Mangina Monologues"  

 

"Thay say 'Virginia Slims', but thay ain't a-workin'." 

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Week Eighteen Winner:  Eric

 

"His picture looked better online, but he has a huge cock." 

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Week Sixteen Winner:  Dennis from "A Twisted Thought

 

"Listen Dear...It's going to be a long night and
it's just me and you so we've got to get along!" 

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 Week Fifteen Winner: Thomas MacEntee

 

 "Crouching Tiger, Not So Hidden Faggot"

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 Week Fourteen Winner: Aaron from "Go Away I'm Reading"

 

 "FRONT GUY: Oh, shit I just lost a filling!"

 "MIDDLE GUY: I'LL provide the filling!"

"BACK GUY: Is this the line for the food?" 

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 Week Thirteen Winner: UprightGuy from "Life and Times of a Guy"

 

 "My Bologna has a first name, it's... Hey who took my gum?"

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Week Twelve Winner:  Shirley Heezgay


"Uh, guys? Tim? Tommy? I don't think I want to do-- um, guys,
I'm flattered but-- Fuck it. Here, hold my beer."

 

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Week Eleven Winner: Polt from Polt's Place

"Captain America after his "makeover" by Carson Kressley.
And he even remembered to Zhoozh the sleeves!"

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Week Ten Winner: Eric

 

"Boys, Uncle Freddy wants to see you now."

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Week Nine Winner: Eric

 

 "Being a Superhero used to be so much more exciting."

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Week Eight Winner: Jer from "you're being ridiculous"  

 

 

"Ladies and Gentlemen...Harvey Weinstein has done it again. This time with Weekend at Bernies III...Bernie's back and this time he's GAY!"

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Week Seven Winner: Jer from "you're being ridiculous"

 

 

 "Wow! These superhero pocket pussies really do take it to the next level!"

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Week Six Winner:  Philip

Conjoined at the most unusual of places, the Capputo twins went on to star in many other films such as "Just the Two of Us," "Pelvis and Butt-head," "My Brother's Sphincter", and of course, the award winning "One Singletted Sensation."

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Week Five Winner:  Shirley Heezgay


"Roger bravely disrobed to provide a visual definition of 'Fat Skinny Guy.'"


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Week Four Winner:  Eric

"Do you want to end up like the Joker after he gave me that look?
Now open up."


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Week Three Winner:  Eric

"My dick is as purple as these shorts. Ya gotta problem with that?"

 

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Week Two Winner:  Lance from "Yokel Boy Makes Good"

"Hold on, I'm getting a call"

 

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Week One Winner:  Michael from "Side Effects Include What Now?"

"No, bitch, I'M bringing sexy back!"