Jim Stallard's

Incredibly Fancy Web Page

At Burning Man 1967


McSweeney's Internet Tendency:

Hiking Safety Tips

 Goofus, Gallant, Rashomon

I'm A Little Unnerved By My EHarmony Profile

Freud: The Rebranding

Anticlimactic Twilight Zone Episodes

Medical Case Histories On Mount Olympus

It Happens Every Spring

Web Spite

Honeybee Waggle Dance Reviews

This Is A Bank Robbery

Working The Kidneys

Nonrecommended Questions For Your Five-Minute Speed Date

Bomb Disposal: A Primer

 I Probably Shouldn't Have Opted For The Cheapest HMO

Regarding My Job Description

Emotional Baggage: This Season's Fashions

Playground Rhymes For The Real World

A Mother's Plea

A Routine Traffic Stop Can Change Everything In An Instant

Clue Confessions

Out of Office AutoReply

Ann Landers' Parallel Universe

Brave New Language

The Best Bastille Day Party Ever

Notes To My Household Staff

 Steroids Are Ruining The Comics Page

My Choral Dilemma

I Fell In Love With the Script

Develop Your Lateral Thinking

What To Expect After Your Surgery

We Must Protest


McSweeney's Quarterly Concern (Issue 2):

No Justice, No Foul

The Big Jewel:

Firing Pretenses

Modern Humorist:

Updiking The Ante


 I'm published in these books:


Created in Darkness by Troubled Americans: The Best of McSweeney's, Humor Category


Created in Darkness By Troubled Americans

("No Justice, No Foul," and "Goofus Gallant, Rashomon")

Read a review by the Associated Press


Mountain Man Dance Moves: The McSweeney's Book of Lists


Mountain Man Dance Moves
(Three lists)





The McSweeney's Joke Book of Book Jokes (Vintage)

The McSweeney's Joke Book of Book Jokes

("Goofus, Gallant, Rashomon")


Shiny Adidas Tracksuits and the Death of Camp and Other Essays from Might Magazine 

Shiny Adidas Tracksuits and the Death of Camp

("Falling Down: The Rise and Fall of Down Boye, America's First Angsta Rapper")





 See Also: Science Writing