Gregg Delso. Screenwriter. (aka: CREEPING BAMBOO PICTURES)


Feature-Length Screenplays (WGA Registered/US Copyrighted)

HOW TO ESCAPE JAIL WITHOUT REALLY TRYING  A "tall tale" (wink, wink) based on the real life                      Comedy/Drama (ebook)
experiences of a former New Jersey Department of Corrections school teacher. A modern day M.A.S.H.                           Blog                eBook

FASTBALL ON THE OUTSIDE CORNER: THE JOSH GIBSON STORY  Set in 1930's Pittsburgh, the                       Biopic/Historical (128 pgs.)
life & times of one of the game's 
most prolific, yet largely unheralded home run hitters of all time.
                                 Synopsis          Script
(Nubia Filmworks & Creeping Bamboo Pictures welcome reputable filmmakers and investor inquiries!)

FIELD OF SCHEMES  A washed-up minor-league baseball player teams up with a flaky research                    Drama/Comedy/Horror (125 pgs.)
scientist in an attempt to turn the has-been into one of the greatest players ever to play the game.                               Synopsis           Script
(A cautionary tale inspired by the MLB steroid scandal/issue.)

OFFSIDES  Set in 1986, an unemployed Philadelphia schoolteacher suddenly finds he has the strange ability to predict the outcome of any professional football game and sets out with his quirky neighbor to make a bundle of money. (Two of America's greatest obsessions, football and gambling... Counting the fantasy-football folks, that's a lot of film-goers right there.)

                    Drama/Comedy (120 pgs.)
                         Synopsis          Script

SMOKE OUT!  Civil war breaks out in the United States between the smokers and the nonsmokers!
(Think Airplane meets Monty Python meets The Marlboro Man. "Let freedom ring!")

            Comedy/Farce/Satire (101 pgs.)
                         Synopsis          Script

INDESTRUCTO MAN  A shy store clerk becomes virtually indestructible one day after an accident
with a microwave oven, a cup of coffee and a Superman comic book. (Our hero fears nothing but fear itself. And women. ...He fears women.)

        Fantasy/Drama/Comedy (115 pgs.)
                         Synopsis          Script

THE VACATION  A family of five awakens one morning to find their suburban home completely,
and inexplicably, surrounded by the ocean.  (One main location. One tropical island needed.)

                     Fantasy/Drama (112 pgs.)
                         Synopsis          Script

THE REGENERATORS  A high school state wrestling champ discovers his town is being invaded
by vicious head-hunting aliens from outer space bent on taking over the world. (Good old-fashioned B-movie fun. (B-Movie mania. Co-written with the gentleman from Tennessee, Mr. Ron Brassfield.) 

        B-Movie/Horror/Comedy (116 pgs.)
                         Synopsis          Script


SAINT HARLOW  Detective ROBERT SAINT HARLOW and his cheeky teenage daughter ELLIE,                                   Detective/Drama/Comedy
solve criminal capers over breakfast, lunch and sometimes dinner. From the "Who-done-it?" to                                         ST. HARLOW    
the "How-They-Done-It!", we follow the pugnacious pair as they ponder the possibilities, improvise                             (Director: Naman Gupta
the improbabilities and define the definitely-maybes of enigmatic events and confounding characters                        
in each spell-binding suspense-filled episode.

THE NEW JERSEY HEDGE-TRIMMER MASSACRES  Three high school friends learn the hard way not
to mess with psychos wielding hedge trimmers.



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