Tiger Graduation

CM: You know, this is my favorite pack meeting of the year

ACM: Why’s that?

CM: This is the Pack meeting that I get to use my Tigomatic!

ACM: Why do you keep trying to use that – it never works right.

CM: Hey, those Tiger Cubs weren’t permanently damaged. And besides your eye brows eventually grew back! Don’t worry – I fixed it!

ACM: You fixed it (skeptical)

CM: Yeah. I fixed it. Trust me. Lets get our Tiger Cubs up here and I’ll prove it. Would den __ please come forward.

Now look closely at them. You will note that they are all tiger cubs, right?

ACM: Right

CM: Now, we just march them into the Tigomatic (open door to tigomatic, have each scout enter. Toward end pretend it’s a tight fight, push them in, tell them to bunch up and make room, etc)

CM: Now, I just push the start button and they miraculously turn into cub scouts. (push the start button and nothing happens)

ACH: I thought you said you fixed this.

CM: Hm, it worked last night. AHA! Here it is, I forgot to plug the thing in. (Plug in unit). There, now I push the start button and (nothing happens) I plug it in, push the start button…Oh, and set the indicator to cub scout(nothing happens) OK, wait a second. I plug it in, push the start button, turn the indicator to cub scout…and give it a big kick! (at this point the sound effects kick in and the box begins to shake. The lights begin to flash off and on).

ACM: Is it supposed to do that?

CM: Trust me!

Machine starts to shake

ACM: I don’t think you fixed this. (runs over to machine) Hey are you guys ok? I don’t hear anything. How do you shut this thing off!

CM: I don’t know. Maybe we should pull the plug! (pull the plug – sound effects go off, lights stop flashing) Are you guys OK? (Tiger Cubs emerge in their new cub scout uniforms)

ACM: (looks at scouts) Great looking uniforms! But they seem to be missing something? I know, their missing their Bobcat badges!

Proceed on with the Bobcat ceremony.