Announcements Song

Favorite version:

Announcements, announcements, announcements.

A horrible way to die, a horrible way to die,

A horrible way to start the day,

A horrible way to die.

Announcements, announcements, announcements.

What a terrible way to die,

What a terrible way to die,

What a terrible death, to be talked to death.

What a terrible way to die.

Announcements, announcements, announcements.

Other versions:

(Frere' Jauque)

Words of wisdom, words of wisdom,

We don't need, we don't need,

Stupid words of wisdom, stupid words of wisdom,

Dumb, dumb, dumb.

Dumb, dumb, dumb.

Announcements, announcements, announcements.

(How Dry I Am)

We sold our cow, moo.

We sold our cow, moo.

We have no use for your bull now

Announcements, announcements, announcements.

(London Bridge)

Make the announcements short and sweet,

Short and sweet,

Short and sweet.

Make the announcements short and sweet,

They're so BORING!

Announcements, announcements, announcements.

(Ever Seen a Windmill)

Have you ever seen a windbag,

A windbag, a windbag,

Have you ever seen a windbag.

Well there's one right now.

Swings this way and that way,

Swings this way and that way,

Have you ever seen a windbag,

Well there's one RIGHT NOW!

Announcements, announcements, announcements.

(Freres Jaques)

Words of wisdom,

Words of wisdom.

Here they come,

Here they come.

Boring words of wisdom,

Boring words of wisdom.

Dum, dum, dum,

Dum, dum, dum.

Announcements, announcements, announcements.

(What Do You Do With A Drunken Sailor)

What do you do with a program director?

What do you do with a program director?

What do you do with a program director,

Early in the morning.

Hit him in the face with a chocolate cream pie!

Hit him in the face with a chocolate cream pie!

Hit him in the face with a chocolate cream pie,

Early in the morning!

Announcements, announcements, announcements.

(How Dry I Am)

We found our cow, moo.

We found our cow, moo.

We have use for your bull now.

Announcements, announcements, announcements.

(London Bridge)

Make the Announcements short and sweet,

short and sweet, short and sweet;

Make the Announcements short and sweet,

they're so. . .(shout). . .BORING!

Announcements, announcements, announcements

Row Row Row your Boat

Gently down the stream

throw the announcements overboard and listen to them scream

Announcements, announcements, announcements

Row, row, row your boat

Gently down the stream.

Ha Ha! Fooled you,

I'm a submarine.

Announcements, announcements, announcements

When you're up, you're up

And when you're down, you're down.

And when you're only halfway up

You're also halfway down.

Announcements, announcements, announcements

Mary had a little lamb

The doctor was surprised.

Old McDonald had a farm

He couldn't believe his eyes.

Announcements, announcements, announcements

(A slow tempo verse)

I was a farmer, I had some cows. I had some chickens, and great big sows.

The sows said "Oink, oink". The chicks went "Cluck cluck".

But the cows said "Run fast! Here comes the bull!"

Announcements, announcements, announcements

The man stood up to talk.

He talked real long and hard.

He talked so long that I wrote this song,

On the lid of a can of lard!

Now lard is used to cook,

And words they make a book.

But if this guy keeps talking up a storm,

We'll be awake no more!

Announcements, announcements, announcements

We've got a silly cheer, that you've just got to hear!

It makes no sense we're sure you know,

The announcements have to GO!

Announcements, announcements, announcements

Speak Freak

Talk Joc

Rap Sap

So whats the point