You feel bored with the traditional ways of learning language and get fed up with mesmorizing words and things? Here we rounded up with a collection of jokes in English and Spanish. Reading jokes is an entertaining way to widen your vocabulary as well as your grammar. All jokes come with both Spanish and English language. Let's check out to have some fun!
Spanish to English jokes
1.
El doctor llama por teléfono a su paciente:
-Vera, tengo una noticia buena y otra mala.
-Bueno… dígame primero la buena.
-Los resultados del análisis indican que le quedan 24 horas de vida.
-Pero, bueno, ¿eso es la buena noticia? ¿Entonces cuál es la mala?
-Que llevo intentando localizarle desde ayer.
The doctor calls his patient by telephone:
“Vera, I have good news and bad news...
“Well then, . . . tell me the good news first.”
“The results of the analysis indicate that you have 24 hours left to live.”
“Well, that’s the good news? Then what’s the bad news?”
“That I have been trying to reach you since yesterday!!!.”
2.
Intentaba escoger un champú y vi que casi todos decían "no se ha probado en animales".
I was trying to choose a shampoo and I noticed that almost all of them said "has not been tested on animals."
¡Con razón he visto tantos animales con el pelo rebelde!
No wonder I have seen so many animals with bad hair!
3.
¿Has oído el caso de ese fugitivo que secuestró un autobús de turistas japoneses?
Have you heard about the case of that fugitive who held hostage a busload of Japanese tourists?
La policía tiene 5.000 fotos suyas.
The police have 5,000 pictures of him.
4.
Un tío ingresa en un hospital para hacerse una pequeña operación.
A guy enters a hospital to have a minor operation.
Una enfermera empieza a tomarle los datos; el nombre, la compañía del seguro, etcétera.
A nurse begans to take down his information: name, insurance company, etc.
- En caso de emergencia, ¿a quién avisamos?
"In case of emergency, whom should we notify?"
- ¿Quiere decir si estoy a punto de morirme?
"Do you mean if I am just about to die?"
- Bueno... sí...
"Well . . . yes . . ."
- En ese caso, ¡llame corriendo a un doctor!
"In that case, run and call a doctor!"
5.
Un policía detiene a un transeúnte y le dice:
A policeman detains a transient and says to him:
- A ver, usted, deme el nombre.
"Let's see, you, give me your name."
- ¡Sí, hombre! ¡Y entonces cómo me llamo?
"Yeah, right! And then what would I call myself?!"
6.
- Doctor, doctor, el pelo se me está cayendo. ¿Me puede dar algo para conservarlo?
"Doctor, doctor, my hair is falling out on me. Can you give me something to keep it?"
- Sí, claro. Aquí tiene una caja de zapatos.
"Yes, of course. Here's a shoe box."
7.
- Doctor, doctor, no puedo recordar nada.
"Doctor, doctor, I can't remember anything."
- Vaya, y desde cuando tiene usted este problema?
"Wow, and how long have you had this problem?"
- ¿Qué problema?
"What problem?"
