Rarity Dean

Character name: RARITY DEAN

Gender: FEMALE

Approximate age: 40

Hat: AUBERGINE CLOCHE

Profession: WRITER (MUSIC JOURNALIST: “JOURNO”)

Appearance: DARK, 1.54m, CLOTHES SHABBY-CHIC, HAIR MESSY

Place of origin: ORPHEUS SQUARE, WECA (WEST-CENTRAL) CITY

Character traits: SMOKES CLOVE CIGARETTES; WEARS LEATHER JACKETS, LOTS OF BLACK. MANNERED ACCENT. SUFFERS FROM WORSENING MUSICAL HALLUCINATIONS.

Main motivation: LOVE OF MUSIC

Defining incident in past: NOT BECOMING A MUSICIAN HERSELF

Marital status: SINGLE

Family situation: NO CHILDREN

Pet hate(s): KING OF SHADES

Catch-phrase(s): “DIFFICULT SECOND TOUR”; “KING OF SHADES COULD BE KING OF SOMETHING IF…” “HAVE YOU SEEN THE DUST BUNNIES LATELY? YOU MAY AS WELL QUIT NOW.”

Preferred information source: THE GRID ENCYCLOPAEDIA OF NEW MUSIC

Favourite meal: SALT BEEF SANDWICH, PICKLE AND LATKE AT GABY’S DELI

Favourite beverage: MACCABEE BEER AT GABY’S DELI

Favourite mass entertainment (if applicable): AFFABLE DJ HOLOGRAM

Favourite word: SCROOCH

Least favourite word/phrases: PARADIGM, THESE ONES, EXISTENTIALISM

Favourite curse word: KING OF SHADES

What turns her on: A SCROOCH GIG

What turns him/her off? A KING OF SHADES GIG

How would he react if a tramp asked him for money? PRETEND NOT TO HEAR OR SEE HIM/HER.

What profession other than her own would she like to attempt? MUSICIAN

What profession would he/she not like to do? RAGULY OR NEBULY

If (s)he believes, what would (s)he most like St Peter to say on arrival at the Pearly Gates? “HERE’S THAT RARE DUST BUNNIES SONGSTICK YOU WERE LOOKING FOR.”

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