The Rules

 Follow 'em.  Or don't.  What do I care?

Sober Warriors

Duration: 00:00:00 1 April 2009 through 23:59:59 30 April 2009 EST

There will be no ingestion, injection, inhalation or employing any other means of placing alcohol (ethanol) into the Warriors body during the Duration.

Optional: You should try not to be intoxicated when the Duration begins.

Supporters

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