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DeLUXE DOG HOUSE for sale;  but NOT for you dog
It is specifically designed and egineered to house a human (YOU ! )
in the case or event that your wife (or significant other)
sent you there because you were spending too much time snowmobiling...!

Comes fully equipped with 25W 'heat lamp' and 1 gal of water mixed with plumbing antifreeze
--to make sure it stays liquid at least down to -40  degrees  !!!!!      ... :)