Snoopers Second Chance

 ... What? You were expecting Slim Shady?

Actually, more like Slim Dusty. I can't believe what he told me the other day, apparently he is your dad. Yeah I know, what in the hell possessed him to go near your mother - she's mine dammit. And I like her being mine, so i've gone ahead and castrated ye old Slim Dusty.

What? It's not a crime is it?

Oh... Right... Well shit, i'm kind of screwed now so i'm going to bounce on out of here, but just before I go...

This is the latest picture of your dad, Slim Dusty, taken just after the penguins got at your mother - hope it helps in your search for a dead man... Now get out of my house you ugly biatch!