Wife & Husband Sms

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 1 .-  Couple KISS Karte Hue
  AIRPORT Pe-
Patni:Dekho,Wo Couple KISS Karte Hue Kitna Khush Dikhai De Rahe Hai.


Pati:Wo Usse DROP Karne Aaya Hai,RECEIVE Karne Nahi.. 



2 .- Janab mAin 20 K/m
  Man:Janab mAin 20 K/m pEr hR Ki RaftaAr sE Ja rAha thA,
Mgr PhIr bHi mEri cAr kO Taiz RaftaAri k ILzaAM Me bAnd kR Dia gYa,

Judge:Is baAT Ka kYA Saboot Hai?
K tUm sAch kAh rAhay hO?

Man:Janab iS Se bArh kR Or kYA ProOf hO Ga k uS WAqt mAin aPni b.V Ko Lenay SusraL Ja rAha thA,



3 .- Begam Dekho Aaj Main
  Aadmi Apni Biwi Se:
Begam Dekho Aaj Main Tumhare Liye Kelay, Kheeray, Gaajar Aur Mooli Le Kr Aaya Hoon...

Biwi: Kyun, Aap Kahin Ja Rahy Hyn Kia...? =P =D



  4 .- Ek rat husband ny wife
  Ek rat husband ny wife se pani manga or so gaya

Bivi sari raat khari rahi subha hoi

Husband: tum sari raat yaha khari rahi bolo kya chahye

Wife: Gussy se Talaq ;-)



  5 .- Shohar khubsurat tha
  Shohar khubsurat tha aur bv kali ti
1 din shohar kehne laga.


Begum hum dono jannati hai.



Bv boli.


Wo kese?


Wo esy k tum mujhe dekh kr khuda ka shukar aada krti ho


Aur mai tumhai dekh kr sabar krta ho



Shukar krne wala aur sabar krne wala dono jannati hai.:-)



6 .- Ek aadmi ghabraya
  Ek aadmi ghabraya hoa police station pr aaya aur bola...

Muje girftaar kr lijye main ne apni bivi k ser pr danda mara hai.

Inspctor: kiya wo mar gye?

Aadmi: nahi wo danda lye mere peche aa rahi hai. :-)



  7 .- Man Was Complaining
  Man Was Complaining 2 A Frnd
I'd It All
Money, A Beautiful House, A Big Car, D Luv Of A Prety Gal Thn Its
All Gone

Frnd: Wht Hapend?

Man: My Wife Found Out :)



  8 .- Shohar wo hai jo
  Shohar wo hai jo bivi ko khush rakh sake,

Aur

Bivi wo hai jo aulaad ki umdaa tarbiyat kar sake,

agr koi frd is me se hatt kr khayal tarashta hai wo zehni tor pr pasmanida hai.



  9 .- ye tum mujh ko

Shohar: ye tum mujh ko bhary bazar main "A.G" kyoun kehti ho?

Biwi: ab bhary bazar main "Abhy Ghady" kahoun gi to kya acha lagay ga!









  10 .- agar me gum ho gai to
  Patni pati se: Aji, agar me gum ho gai to tum kya karoge?

Pati: Its the time to disco,
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kon dhondega tujh ko, kabhi na mile tu muj ko!