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 1 .-  Ap ne kItnay Country
  Man 2 sArdas:Ap ne kItnay Country vIsit kIay Hain?
Sardar: 3
Man:k0n k0n sE?
Sardar:
India
Bharat
Hindustan.



2 .- I Keep Seeing Spots
  Sardar To His Friend-
I Keep Seeing Spots In Front Of My Eyes.

Friend-
Have You Seen Doctor?

Sardar-
No, Just Spots... ;->  



3 .- Ek sardar hath me
  Ek sardar hath me cycle uthai bhaga bhaga ja raha tha.

Rastay me uske dost ne shop se awaz di..
"SARDAR GEE BARI JALDI ME HO... EK CUP CHAI TO PEETAY JAO!"

Sardar replied: MERE KOL ITNA TIME HONDA TEY MAIN CYCLE TAY NA BE JANDA" ;-)



4 .- 1 Sardar Ahh Bhar
  1 Sardar Ahh Bhar kr kehne Lage " Mujh Se Zyada Bad kismat Aur kon Hoga Meri Bivi Bhetren Khana Pakana Janti Hai Magr Wo Pakati Nahe"

2nd Sarda Ye Mat kaho
"Dunia Mai Tm Se Bi Bare Bad kismat Mujod Hai Meri Bivi ki Misal Le Lo Wo khana Pakna Nahe Janti Magr Phr Bi Pakati Hai . . //->



5 .- SardaAR G Apki bEhAn
  Man:SardaAR G Apki bEhAn gUm hO Gai hAi. . .

ChLain uSay dHonday.


Sardar: cHor yaAr kYun tImE Zaya kRna,

KaL Geo T.v
Per aA Jaye gI.



6 .- What iS A AduLt Joke?
  Sardar G wAs aSkd ,

What iS A AduLt Joke?


Reply cAme

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Any Joke Which Iz EighteEn yEaRs Old. . .



7 .- Ek Sardar Bus Tey

Ek Sardar Bus Tey Betha Tey Bus Full

Conductor: Sardar G, Tusi Chatt Tey Bai Jao...

Sardar:Bohat Achey,Main Chatt Tey Bai Jawan,Tusi Thalo Gadi Le Jao ...;->



8 .- Ek sArdaAR Ki SockS
  Ek sArdaAR Ki SockS sE Buhat bAdbo aATi tHi.
Frnd Ne PesAy diAy k New sOckS Le lO,
Sardar nEXt dAy New sOcKs pEhAn kR Aaya,
Magr bAdboO PhIr bHi aA rAhi tHi,
Frnd aSkd: AB Kyun smE|L Aa rAhi hAi?

SardaAr:Becoz pUrAni sOcKs pOckEt mE HaIN.



9 .- Ek kUtTaY Ki dUm
  Ek kUtTaY Ki dUm kAtTi hUi tHi Ek sArdaAr Ne uSaY Rok kEr pOchA . . . . .


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CuttiNg kAhAn sE KrwAi hAi?



10 .- 1 Sardar bathroom
  1 Sardar bathroom mein betha tha..



Samne likha tha k Paani ka zyada istemaal karein..




Woh,


3 lotay paani pee gaya..