Santa Banta Sms

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  1 .-  I've Been Sending
  Santa: I've Been Sending E-mails To William Shakespare...

Banta: William Shakespare Is Dead, Stupid...

Santa: No Wonder He Hasn't Replied As Well... ;->



2 .- I've Been Sending
  Santa: I've Been Sending E-mails To William Shakespare...

Banta: William Shakespare Is Dead, Stupid...

Santa: No Wonder He Hasn't Replied As Well... ;->



3 .- Santa Sharab Pikar
  Santa Sharab Pikar
Sadhu Se Takra Gya

Sadhu Gusse Me-
Aye Murkh
Me Tuje
SHRAAP Deta Hu

Santa-Rukiye
Maharaj
Me Glas
Leke Ata hu



4 .- Why Are You Driving
  Policeman: Why Are You Driving On The Sidewalk... ?


Santa: It's Too Dangerous To Drive On Street Alot Of Accidents Are Happening Now A Dayz ... ;->



5 .- Santa Singh got
  Santa Singh got up in the middle of the night to answer the telephone.

"Is this one one one one?"
says the voice.

Santa said, "No, this is eleven eleven."

"Are you sure it isn't one one one one?"

Again Santa said, "No, this is eleven eleven."

"Well, wrong number. Sorry to have got you up on the middle of the night."

Santa replied, "That's all right, mister.
I had to get up to answer the telephone anyway."



6 .- Among My 4 Sons
  Santa : Among My 4 Sons 3 R Engineers
Frnd:4th?
Santa : Useles,Dnt Study, Becam A Barber
Frnd:Y ,Dnt U Throw Him Out
Santa : Coz He's D Only 1 Who Earns..!



7 .- Yaar Uth Bhukamp
  Santa: Yaar Uth Bhukamp Aa Raha Hai, Saara Ghar Hil Raha Hai.

Banta- Soja-Soja Ghar Girega To Makaan Maalik Ka, Hum To Kirayedar Hain..



8 .- Medical Store
  Santa:Doctor,This Medicine

Is Not Available At Any Medical Store."

Doctor:Oh Sorry,

I Forgot To Write The Medicine.

That Was My Signature.



9 .- Ye Mitti Kyun Khod
  Banta-Kya Hua,Ye Mitti Kyun Khod Raha Hai?

Santa-Dadaji Ne Bola Mene Unka Nam Mitti Me Mila Diya,

Wohi Dhund Raha Hun



  10 .- Ek Baraf Ka Tukra
  Santa Ek Baraf Ka Tukra Utha Kar Usy Gaur Se Dekh Raha Tha ...

Banta - Kya Dekh Rahe Ho ... ??

Santa - Dekh Raha Hoon Ye Leak Kahan Se Ho Raha Hy ;->