Punjabi Sms

Punjabi Sms Collection Contains Punjabi Sms / Text Messages in Urdu, English & Hindi. 
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1 .- jumon faqeer asaan
  Teacher:
" jumon faqeer asaan je goth jo chango murs aahe"

translate into english...

Student: " Friday Beggar is Good Husband of our Village"



2 .- Tabeydar Ka Jumla

Teacher FemaleStudant Se: Tabeydar Ka Jumla Banao..






Girl: Jhaphi Kut Ke Je Paven ik Waar Gujraaa..
Sari Zindgi Rava Gi Tabeydar Gujraaaa....!!!



3 .- punjabi Titanic deKh
  2 punjabi Titanic deKh rahay thay..

film Khatam hui to Kehnay lagay..

lo dasso, ae Ki film hui.., Khatam v ho gai par

Sultan Raahi nai aaya:-D



4 .- Ek c Cheeta te ek
  Ek c Cheeta te ek c khota.Dono hi shehar wich rende c
Cheete ne mobiL lia te khoty ne v le lia
Hun cheete ne sms khoty nu kita
Te khota sms parh ria way
Hun khota cheeta bann waste kesi hor nu a msg snd kr k khush hovy ga
Pr onu ki pta k cheeta,cheeta honda a tay khoota,khoota hi hunda ay.
Hahahahaha



5 .- Aj Ishq De Tornamint
  Aj Ishq De Tornamint Vich Mai Pyar Da Final Haar Gya

Hai Husn Di Bating Taiz Bari Hr Choka Boundri Paar Gya

Mera Dilbar Gugliyan Bolaan Vich Menu Pyar Da Bounser Maar Gya..

Keeta Catch Us Ny Mera Dil Yaroo.... Main Jetia Match Ve Haar Gya...



 6 .- Main kam pEr jA
  Man: Main kam pEr jA Rah hoOn.

Sister: Allah Ki Aman Ho veEr.

Mom:Jeetay Raho Beta.

B.V: Ae Kera Time Ay jAn Da?
Teray kam E Nai Mukday.



7 .- Dil nu lag jaan rog
  Dil nu lag jaan rog te ki kariye
Kisay di yaad vich ankhiyan ron te ki kariye
Sanu milan di tamana rehndi hai har dum
Par je yaar hi pol jan te ki kariye.



 8 .- Free Free Free!
  Free Free Free!

Dhoti Nal kacha Free, Gaan (Cow) Nal Vachha Free

Çhaiti Çhaiti Vayah karalo Nahi Taan

Tuhanu Milay Ga Wohti Naal ßachaa Free.. ;->



 9 .- Manah nahi karti sharab
  Manah nahi karti sharab peene se punjab police. Kyunki har sipahi ki vardi pe likha pp...pp...pp



0 .- YE PUNJAB HAI
  YE PUNJAB HAI***


1 halki darhi wala larka chalti hoi bus mai charne k lye bhaga, conductor ne uski help ki or uper charha lya lekin uska hath larke ki kamar pr para or usne mehsos kra k larke k belt bhandi hoi hai larka khud khush bombar hai.wo chekta howa chalang lga kr bhag gia
KHUDKHUSH BOMBER driver b bhag gia.Awam koi khirki se koi gate se bhagi, reh gia larka akaila BUS se bahar aya log dor dor bhag gaye larka hotel ki traf gia pura hotel khali hogia. ksi ne police ko phone kra to police i mgr ye kia larka police k peche bhaga ab larka peche peche police agay agay phr bomb diposible squade aya larke ko kaha late jao larka late gia comando darte drte karib gia ankhen bnd hain jse hi lrke ki kmar pr hath lgaya pta chala wo SOANA BELT thi.. :p ;->