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 1 .-  The Best Of Your Rulers
  "The Best Of Your Rulers Are Those Whom You Love And Who Love You, Who Invoke God's Blessings Upon You And You Invoke His Blessings Upon Them, And The Worst Of Your Rulers Are Those Whom You Hate And Who Hate You And Whom You Curse And Who Curse You"
Muslim
(We can see in which category our leaders fall)  



2 .- Politicians are the same
  Politicians are the same all over. They promise to build a bridge even where there's no river.

Nikita Khrushchev



3 .- "The Politician"
  The Latest New Dance Craze

Is Called


"The Politician"


It's Two Steps Forward,


One Step Backward


And Then


A Sidestep ;-> :



4 .- Musharraf to Resign de kar
  Hum to Assambly tootne ka sun rahe the FARAZ

Musharraf to Resign de kar chala gaya



5 .- Dream L?nd
  ??"Dream L?nd Sacratch Card"??

"Gr?nd PR?ZE"


American Visa+Green Card
4 Whol? Family.

"BUMPER PrIZE"


Aatay Ki 100 Boriaan Bilkul Muft.


"SUPERB PrIZE"


GOVeRNmENT Department Me Job.

"4RTH PRIZE"


400 Litr Petrol Free


"5TH PRIZE"


24 Hrs Light Suply Till Loadsheding.


Hurry Up. . .

Note:
U Can Purchase
"Scratch Cardz"
Frm All Those Branches Where
"RASHAN CARDS"
Are Available.



6 .- Yeh teri aankhein jhuki-jhuki
  Yeh teri aankhein jhuki-jhuki si,
Yeh tera chehra khila-khila sa,
jab tere chehre par haath fera ,
Aadha kilo Fair & lovely mila?



7 .- PPP New Slogen
  PPP New Slogen

Roti

KaprA

Na

Makaan

Mang

Raha Hai Lite Insan . . . ;->



8 .- Do parties k Politician behas
  Do parties k Politician behas mE masroof thay,
Dono ne ek dosray ko Qa-El krnay ki nakam kosish ki phir ilzamat per utar aaye,
1st politician:I KNOW, tum kiS K isharay per Nachtay ho?
2nd politician:IDIOT!saysi guftago me mERi B.V kO kyUn include krtay ho?



9 .- Syasat dano ne awam ki
  Syasat dano ne awam ki muhabat ka kesa sila dya,
itni mehangai ki k haston ko rula dya,
socha tha k shyd salary barhaengi,
salary to barhai nhi GHANTA barha dya



10 .- Sardar Manmohan Singh?s
  Sardar Manmohan Singh?s

Next Election Agenda:

1)Ban On Sardar Jokes.

2)Bolo Tara Rara Will Be D National Song.

3)11 Ke Baad Seedha 1 Bajega