Old Man Sms

Old Man Sms Collection Contains Old Man Sms / Text Messages in Urdu, English & Hindi.
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Word Play Sms

 1 .-  Ek Borha aadmi
  Ek Borha aadmi Kachi bAsti jAta hAi.

Wahan pUhanCh kR Ek aDmi sE Us nE PoCHa k yE Kachi bAsti hAi?

Admi bOLa k deEwAr mE SiR MaAr kR Dekh Lo.  



2 .- bUs Mai Larki ka pAoN
  bUs Mai Larki ka pAoN bUdHe k pAoN NeChAy AtA HaI.
bUdHa: S:orRy

LaRkI: Get Lost!
tHoRi dAiR bAd uSka pAoN Aik LarkAy k pAoN nEeChAy Ata Hai

Larka: S:orRy

Larki:Its Alright

bUdHa:Na te! Mere sOrRy dE sPeLLiNg GaLat sI ?? ..';->'



3 .- Sub se zayada budkismat
  Sub se zayada budkismat wo bodha hai,jis ko badhape main b gonahon ki tamana ho...



4 .- Dr. buzrg mareez se...
  Dr. buzrg mareez se...

Main tme aesi dawa dun ga k tm jawan ho jao ge

Buzrg Mareez : O mere khudaa toh main apni pension kese loon ga



5 .- When Grandma Is
  Love Is

When Grandma Is

Unable To Paint Her

Toe Nails As She Can't Bend


And Grandpa

Paints Them

Inspite His Back Pain.....!!



6 .- Lala barhapay se bachnay ka
  Lala barhapay se bachnay ka asan tareeqa bata raha hun kisi ko btana mat.
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kAbi kAbi din k wAqt so jAyA kAro khAs tor pe driving kArte wAqt...



7 .- Me 50 sal ka kunwara borha
  Me 50 sal ka kunwara borha admi hon
Is burhapy me 31 May ko
raat 12 bajy
meri shadi thi
Lekin
afsos
31 May ko
Pakistan me
12 hi nhi bajy :( :p



8 .- A Rose is always
  A Rose is always
A Rose
Wether it is in

Dustbin or in a Golden Pot,

Same way u ll Always b
My friend

Wether u r

in Dental Hospital
or
in Mental Hospital !



9 .- Old ppl used to annoy me
  Old ppl used to annoy me at weddings by pinching my cheeks n saying: "U r next!".
They stopped saying this wen i started doing the same to them at deaths !!!



10 .- A Food & Health Forum
  A Food & Health Forum speaker asked: What food causes the most suffering for years, after u eat it?
After a long silence, an old man answered:
?Wedding cake?