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1 .-  kafi izzat hai apki,
  Ap k pas dimag he,
Chalta nai wo alg bat he

Ap smart hen,
Koi manta nai alg bt he

Ap ameer hen,
Kanjus hen wo alg bt he

Ap shareef hen,
Lagte nai wo alg bt he

Ap k pas cel fon he,
Cal nai karte alg bt he

Ap smart hen,
larki nhe pati wo alg bt he

kafi izzat hai apki,
Koi karta nhe ye alg bat ha 



2 .- Wo bhi kia din thy
  Wo bhi kia din thy,




Jab tum jin thy,




Ab tum dio ho





Jinoon k bhi pio ho:.



3 .- Kya Tumhain YAAD Hy?
  Kya Tumhain YAAD Hy?

Wo Raat

Wo Mulaqat

Wo Mera Israr

Wo Tera Inkar

Aur
Phir Baat
2000 Rupay Main
Final Hone K Baad
TUM Ne




"GuTTER" Ki
Safaai ki Thi..



4 .- Bas Karo Ab
  Ko ko ko ko ko




Ko


Ko


Ko


Ko


Ko


ko
ko
Ko
Ko
Ko
Ko
Ko
Ko
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Bas Karo Ab
"AANDA" dy b do,



5 .- YOU DUMBO,
  Sugar

iS

Sugar,


SaLT Is SaLt,


God

Made

YOU

DUMBO,


Not
MY FauLt.



6 .- §omeone Asked Me
  §omeone Asked Me Abt Ur Age

Well I Said


The Way U Dress Up

U Look 19


Ur Sweetness Look 15


Ur Smile 16


Ur Face 17


So All In All


67 Years ;)



7 .- This iZ Not Fair!
  This iZ Not Fair!

How CouLD U Do This?

Didn't exPecT This From You!

Got a wHoLe ChanneL On Ur Name And Didn't Te|L Even Me?


"AnIMaL Planet"



8 .- P R O B A B I L I T Y
  T H E
P R O B A B I L I T Y

O F

S O M E O N E

W A T C H I N G
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Y O U

I Z


P R O P O T I O N A L

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T O
T H E
S T U P I D I T Y

O F


UR
"A C T I O N"



9 .- Read this msg ONLY
  Read this msg ONLY IF U R PREGNANT!


















R u pregnant??

Nhi na?
Then y u r reading this msg?
Shoq to dekho amma bany ka:-P:-P



10 .- Kash 1 din ap asman
  Kash 1 din ap asman pr sojain

sitare apka bichona hon

chand apka takya ho

rat apki chadar ho

or subha suraj ek laat mare



''Uth posti apne ghar ja ker so"



  11 .- Kya Tumhain YAAD Hy?
  Kya Tumhain YAAD Hy?

Wo Raat

Wo Mulaqat

Wo Mera Israr

Wo Tera Inkar

Aur
Phir Baat
2000 Rupay Main
Final Hone K Baad
TUM Ne




"GuTTER" Ki
Safaai ki Thi..



  12 .- Bas Karo Ab
  Ko ko ko ko ko




Ko


Ko


Ko


Ko


Ko


ko
ko
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Ko
Ko
Ko
Ko
Ko
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Bas Karo Ab
"AANDA" dy b do,



  13 .- YOU DUMBO,
  Sugar

iS

Sugar,


SaLT Is SaLt,


God

Made

YOU

DUMBO,


Not
MY FauLt.



14 .- §omeone Asked Me
  §omeone Asked Me Abt Ur Age

Well I Said


The Way U Dress Up

U Look 19


Ur Sweetness Look 15


Ur Smile 16


Ur Face 17


So All In All


67 Years ;)



  15 .- This iZ Not Fair!
  This iZ Not Fair!

How CouLD U Do This?

Didn't exPecT This From You!

Got a wHoLe ChanneL On Ur Name And Didn't Te|L Even Me?


"AnIMaL Planet"



  16 .- P R O B A B I L I T Y
  T H E
P R O B A B I L I T Y

O F

S O M E O N E

W A T C H I N G
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Y O U

I Z


P R O P O T I O N A L

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T O
T H E
S T U P I D I T Y

O F


UR
"A C T I O N"



  17 .- Read this msg ONLY
  Read this msg ONLY IF U R PREGNANT!


















R u pregnant??

Nhi na?
Then y u r reading this msg?
Shoq to dekho amma bany ka:-P:-P



  18 .- Kash 1 din ap asman
  Kash 1 din ap asman pr sojain

sitare apka bichona hon

chand apka takya ho

rat apki chadar ho

or subha suraj ek laat mare



''Uth posti apne ghar ja ker so"



  19 .- Jab mainay tum ko pheli
  >> Jab mainay tum ko pheli baar dekha khan sahab <<


Mere ©¬hai
Mere D¥Èst


>> To mujh ko qasam se apna mara huwa gadha yaad aa gaya...;-)



  20 .- ''Every dog has a day'
  U
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happy
2day...


U
R
smart
2day



U
R
Glamour
2day...


U
R
Lovely
2day...




Why ??
Why???



''Every dog has a day



  21 .- DESH ka Bacha
  DESH ka Bacha bacha beghar raha hai
Larka zabrdasti Larkiyon ko kiss kr raha hai,

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Itna kuch ho raha hai Or tu SmS parh raha hai hans mat Kuch karo.



22 .- Maine aaj kwab me
  Maine aaj kwab me apko1 naye roof me dekha

>>Jo hr insan k kaam aane wala,

>>Jo hr kisi ka bojh utane wala,

>>Jo hr waqt maar kane wale ek gadhe k roof me;-)



  23 .- Zndagi me agr kch
  Zndagi me agr kch banna ho
kch hasil krna ho tu hmesha apne dimag ki suno
agr dimag se b koi jawab na aye to
ankhen band kr k
socho



kya mere pas dimag hy ;->



  24 .- Mere Khuwabon Mein
  Arz kya hy

Mere Khuwabon Mein Tum Roz Aaty Ho,

Hum Muskuraty Hain Tum Roth jaty Ho,

Tumhe Behlaty Hain To Tum Ithlaaty Ho,

Pyar Karen To Ghussa Dikhaty Ho Or
KELA Cheen K Darakht Pe Char Jaty Ho... :p ;->



  25 .- Meaning of days.
  Meaning of days.
Sunday:itwar
Monday:peer
Tuesday:mangal
Wednesday:budh
Thursday:jumerat
Friday:juma
Saturday:hfta

Bewakuf itnay baray hogaye ho itna nhi malum



26 .- Lafz lafz Lafz lafz
  Lafz lafz likhon teri tareef me,

lafz


lafz

lafz

lafz

lafz

lafz

lafz

lafz

lafz

kafi hain ya or likhon.? ;->



  27 .- You are the sweetest
  You are the sweetest person in this world...

Yakin nahin ata!..


Suraj ki kasam..!!



Aaila!!


Oooooho!!



Andhera kaise hogaya...?



  28 .- Phool, Phool, Phool,
  Phool Main Phool,
Phool Jama Phool,
Phool Daar Phool,
Phool Hoon Phool.

Ab isko lafz 'PHOOL' k bagair parho.
:-)



  29 .- Do U Want 2 Listen
  Assalam Θ Alaikum!

Do U Want 2 Listen The Latest NEWS?


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Tu Radio §un Çhawala



  30 .- AgAr TuM JiSe PaSaNd
  GoLdEn WoRdS

AgAr TuM JiSe PaSaNd KrTe Ho UsSe
Na Pa SkO Tu...
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'LaNaT HaI Tm Pe' ;->



31 .- KuTe AuR ShEr
  QuEsTiOn KuTe AuR ShEr MaI KiA FaRq HaI

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AnS : KuTtA Is WaQt sMs PaRh RaHa AuR ShEr PaR GuSa KaR RaHa HaI . .;->



  32 .- Ek Bar AAP Muskura Do
  Phool Khil Kr Udaas Hy

Samandar Ko Aaj Pani Ki Pyas Hy

Ek Bar AAP Muskura Do

Q K

HUM Ko Dunya Ki

Sab Se







"KHOFNAAK"
MUSKURAHAT
Ki Talash Hy =P ;->



33 .- Sunday K Din Jhakas
  Mera Dost
Sunday K Din Jhakas
Nazar Ata He

Mera Dost
Sunday K Din Jhakas Nazar Ata He


Or Aye B Q Na Vo Sirf Isi Din To Nahata He



  34 .- Aaj Sunday He..
  Aaj Sunday He..


Koshis To Karo..

Kitne Din Hue Tumhe


Nahaye..

Plzz Meri Khatir
Kum Se Kum Aaj To Nahalo


Nahana Buri Baat Nahi [,"]



35 .- Agar Apki Shakal Gadhay Se
  Agar Apki Shakal Gadhay Se Milti Hai
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Agar Apki Shakal Gadhay Se Milti Hai
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To Is Ma?n Gadhay Ki Kya Ghalti Ha





  36 .- 1 Gadha ro ro kr girgira
  1 Gadha ro ro kr girgira k iltija kr rha tha
Ya KHUDA mjhy perhny ki tofeq de
Wo lmhy qboliat k thay uski dua kbol hui
Ab
MashaALLAH
Wo ye msg parh chuka hy :p



  37 .- Karran Mein Nazara
  I
Wana
dedicate
a
Song.
Sirf
or
Sirf
Aap k
liye





"Karran Mein
Nazara
Jaddon Teri
Tasvir da!
Painda hay
Pulaikha
Menu
KHUSRAY BASHIR
da!"



  38 .- Feeling SAD... ?
  Feeling SAD... ?



Then Imagine...



I am with U...






Now U
HAPPY... ?



NO... ?





Chal phir DAFFA ho... !!
:-)



  39 .- Jee to chahta hai
  Jee to chahta hai k tujhy jan sy mardalon
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Par kya karon govt ny jangli kuty k shikaar p pabandi laga raki hai
Ha ha ha,...;-)



  40 .- the Waste of Nation!
  "Cricket" The Craze of Nation.


"Piano" The Pen of Nation.


"Lux" The Soap of Nation.


"Tapal" The Taste of Nation.



"U" are









the Waste of Nation!



41 .- kya Tum pagal ho?
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Tum to waqae pagal ho. Msg padhte padhte yaha tak aagaye...!! 



  42 .- A B C D E F G H
  A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z


AAPKO OOPER KYA KHAS CHEEZ NAZAR AA RAHI HAI?
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AARAAM SE DEKH KAR BATANA
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NAHI SAMAJH AA RAHA
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CHALO MAIN BATATA HOO KYA CHEEZ KHAS HAI!
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OPER ALPHABETS LIKHE HAIN. AGAR PADH LYA HOTA TO JAWAB K LYE ITNA NEECHE NAHI AANA PADTA;-)



  43 .- If u knock at the door
  If u knock at the door of others u never know whether u'll b welcomed or nt.But if u knock at ur frend,he'll certainly welcome u n say"Bol bhikari kya chahiye"



  44 .- Oye ayesha ka kya bana?
  Oye ayesha ka kya bana?




















99% stupids will not read this full sms? N wil reply (kaun ayesha?)

th3 cut3 d3v|L;->



  45 .- Hm ne Yeh Kbi Socha he na
  Hm ne Yeh Kbi Socha he na tha,
k
hamara Dost





Itna




Great


Itna


Intelegent



Itna




Smart





Itna



Barra












Kanjoos he:-)



  46 .- One Of D Intellignt Monkey
  One Of D
Intellignt
Monkey
Missing
In
Zoo.!
Its Name Is..
Is..
Is..
Is..
Is..
Is..
Is..
Is!
Dont Worry
It Is Not U,
Bcoz
It Is Intelligent



  47 .- Aur "BEVKUF" B@Nna Ho
  Collector Ban Na Hai To IAS Padho

Doctor Banna Ho To MBBS Padho

Lawyer Banna Ho To LLB Padho

Aur "BEVKUF" B@Nna Ho To Mera Sms Padho.



  48 .- Sardi Ho Gayi hain?
  Sardi Ho Gayi hain?
Haan

Naak Bhi Band Hai?
Haan

Sir Bhi Fat Raha Hai?
Haan Bah Haan!
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To Ye Msg Padna Kya Zaruri Tha.... !!



  49 .- Hold ur breath.........
  Hold ur breath.........
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Pagal marna hai kya
chal sans le





  50 .- Bachon ko "DARAANY" k liay
  Na dil "BEHLAANY"
K liay...


Na ghar main "SAJAANY"
K liay..


Bus AAP KI EK"TASVEER"
Chahiay humain..
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Bachon ko "DARAANY" k liay,



  51 .- Intizar hy to bs
  Intizar
Intizar
intizar

na
RAAT
ka

na
DIN
ka

na
SUBHA
ka

na
SHAM
ka

na
EK PEHER
ka

na
DOPEHR
ka


na
Eska


na
Uska

Intizar hy to bs
ap k
Sudhar jany ka.



  52 .- Some people have nice
  Some people have nice
"EYES"
Some people have nice
"SMILE"
Some people have nice
"FACE"
But u have !















Chal rehn dey.



  53 .- Ty kaka tu Nahanda fir v nai
  Punjab vich aena Pani ay,
5 Darya,
135 Nehran,
1,76,250 nalkay,
14,000 chhapparr,
1,92,550 motoran,
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Ty kaka tu Nahanda fir v nai.



  54 .- WAPDA ki be-ghairti hai...
  ye badalti ruteN

ye dubtay hue armaan

ye Thehri hui musafateN

ye jaltay diye

ye pighaltay hue badan

ye bujhti shameN

ye kuch aur nahi

sarasar WAPDA ki be-ghairti hai...



  55 .- Recent Survey Report
  Recent Survey Report Se Pata Chala Hy . . .





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Pakistan Main
99% Log . . .


















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