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1 .- Yeh kah kar Teacher
  Yeh kah kar Teacher Ne Meri Neend Hi Uraa Di Faraaz.....


K Iss Dafa Dec Test Mai Full Course Ho Ga... 


2 .- Book Khulty Hi Exam
  Book Khulty Hi Exam Ka Sama Hota Hai,
Aise Mausam Me Hi Tou Dimag Khrab Hota Hai,
Dimag Ki Batain Paper Pe Nhn Ati,
Ye Fsana Tou Mark Sheet Pe Bayan Hota Hai :p

3 .- Hawaon Ne Rukh Hai
  Hawaon Ne Rukh Hai Badla

Chehron Pe Udasi Chaye Hai

Kahan Pehle Paties, Fries or Hath Main Pepsi Thi

Ab To Bas Notes, Pani Ka Glass or Yeh Parhai Hai. . ;->

4 .- Law Of Answering In
  The Law Sayz,
"If U Can't Convince Someone, Confuse Them!"

Do U Know Which Law It Is?

This Is "Law Of Answering In Examination"...:-)

5 .- Zong ADD REMIX:
  Zong ADD REMIX:

Yar ek baat to batain?
Ye yaad kr kr k paper dena zrori hai kya?
Aur is se hota hi kya hai? Thora bohat yad rh jata hai, jese wo bhi pura likh kr ajaenge!
Cheating hour, sirf akhir ka 1hour,
2ghante bethe rahen kya?

Maza to ab aaega,
Pocket guide k saath!
Ji han ab pure k pure notes k sath,
Net weight sirf 12gram,
Itne me to pharra bhi na mile!
Cheating hour
Koi b hour..

To pocket guide sath le jaen
AUR SUB LIKH AYEN


6 .- Samandar bhr Syllabus hy,
  Samandar bhr Syllabus hy,

NADI bhr parh pate hein,

BALTI bhr yad rehta hy,

GLASS bhr likh pate hein,

CHULLO bhr number atay hein,

D00B k mar jaty hein~.~

7 .- Bring a chit on exam day,
  SPECIAL OFFER:

Bring a chit on exam day, scratch n show it 2ur nearest teacher & win a free trip 2 principal?s office n enjoy a 3 year vacati0n at h0me.

8 .- All Xl, Xll year scheduled in
  Geo news: All Xl, Xll year scheduled in This month- exams have been postponed.

To confirm go to site:

www.stop-dreaming-&-start-studying.com

9 .- Finishing The Paper
  Height Θf ?uper ?oOlneSs:

Finishing The Paper, ?oming Θut Θf The ?xamination Hall & Then Asking A Friend?

?Kon ?a ?ubject Tha Ψaar??

10 .- Everyone wants to go to Heaven
  SITUATIONAL MSG -

? Everyone wants to go to Heaven but no one wants to die ??

Boley to !

Sab ko top karna hai par parhna koi nahi chahta..:-)  


   11 .- Finishing The Paper
  Height Θf ?uper ?oOlneSs:

Finishing The Paper, ?oming Θut Θf The ?xamination Hall & Then Asking A Friend?

?Kon ?a ?ubject Tha Ψaar??

12 .- Everyone wants to go to Heaven
  SITUATIONAL MSG -

? Everyone wants to go to Heaven but no one wants to die ??

Boley to !

Sab ko top karna hai par parhna koi nahi chahta..:-)

13 .- Guzray Hoay Exam Ko
  Guzray Hoay Exam Ko Yaad
Na Karna,

Answr Sheet Mein Jo Likha Hai
Uski Fariyad Na Karna,

Jo Hoga Wo To Hoga,

Uski Fikar Mein Apnay
Holidays Barbad
Na Karna.

  14 .- ? EXAM ANTHEM ?
  ? EXAM ANTHEM ?

Hum honge Kamyab, hum honge All Pass ek din,
Hoho? likhte he bakwas,
fir b he vishwas, result hoga jhakas,
hum honge All Pass
Ek Din.

  15 .- 80% Of The Final Exam
  80% Of The Final Exam Will Be Based On

The Lectures You Missed

And

The Books You Didn?t Read ? ;->

How True ?

  16 .- Na waqt hai itna k sylabus
  Na waqt hai itna k sylabus pura kiya jaye,
Na tarkeeb koi k exam pass kiya jaye,
Na jane konsa dard diay hai is parhayi ny,
Na roya jaye or na soya jaye..

  17 .- Aitbar rakhna meri dosti pe,
  Aitbar rakhna meri dosti pe,

Hum akhir tak dosti nibhaeinge,

Zarurat pari agar dosti mein IMTEHAN dene ki,

To

To

Exam ap dena,

Pharry hum pohchaeinge

  18 .- eXam ki tAyAri hO gAyi puttAr ?
  dAd: eXam ki tAyAri hO gAyi puttAr ?

sOn: ji dAd, shOes kO pOlish kyA, peN mein iNk dALA, UnifOrm irON kiyA, skoOl bAg reAdy kiyaA

aAb sirF pAdnA baAki hAi

19 .- NEW Xam Pattern
  NEW Xam Pattern::

General Students ::Ans All The Ques..

OBC :: Ans Any Ques?.

SC :: Just Read All Ques

ST :: Thanx For Cuming To Exams?

20 .- What Is A Fear? ? ?
  What Is A Fear? ? ?

Fear Is The Deep, Wrenching Feeling In Your Stomach When Pages Of Your Book Still Smell New & Just Few Hours Left For Your Exams. !

  21 .- A? Meray Rabba
  A? Meray Rabba
?Day ?arry Dabba?

A? Meray Moula
?Day 86 ?orolla?

A? Meray Moula
??utt ?umb Da Gola?
?Na Raway ?oard,?
?a Pavy Result Da Rola

  22 .- Jo exams ki wajah se ziada
  Jo exams ki wajah se ziada tension mai hai un k liye!!

Parhna likhna chhor paray,
Nakal pe rakh aaass,
Utha razayi aur so ja buchay,
Rab krega PASS.

  23 .- 4 Years Of Study.
  4 Years Of Study.

50 Gb Syllabus

50 Mb We Study

50 Kb We Remember

50 Bytes We Answer

Binary Marks Get

This Is Known As BRAIN EMPTY [B.E] ? (=

  24 .- Kuch Kuch Hota Hai(Remix)
  Kuch Kuch Hota Hai(Remix)

Exam Pas Aye Dil Gabhraye

UNIVERSITY Na Jane Kya Paper Banaye,

Abto Mera Pen Ruk Ruk K

Chalta He Kya Karu Haye

Kuch Kuch Hota Hai

  25 .- Height Of Bindaasness
  Height Of Bindaasness
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Keeping Reminder In Mobile That,

Exams Start Today, Attend It!!?

  26 .- har taraf padhai ka saya
  har taraf padhai ka saya hai
peparon mein number kisne paya hai
ham to u hin aye the paper dene
sab kehte hain sala poora padh kar aya hai

  27 .- A student who changes
  A student who changes the course of history is probably taking an exam

  28 .- As long as learning is
  As long as learning is connected with earning, as long as certain jobs can only be reached through exams, so long must we take this examination system seriously. If another ladder to employment was contrived, much so-called education would disappear, and no one would be a penny the stupider.

  29 .- Har Sawal Se Dat Kar Ladna,
  Har Sawal Se Dat Kar Ladna,
Fekne Me Kami Mat Karna,
Mouka Mila To Peche Bhi Dekhna,
Aur Ek Baath Yaad Rakhna,
Aage Wala Ka Paper Apna Samajhna

  30 .- Recite SURAH QALAM
  Recite SURAH QALAM Complete And SURAH AMBIYA (Ayah 79 To 91)

A Day Before Ur Exam Paper.They Have Miraculuos Effects.

Forward To Everyone U Want To Help For Better Result.

31 .- If you Feel like doing
  Thought of the Day: If you Feel like doing some studies,

Sit down and wait until that Feeling goes away!

  32 .- Beginning Of The New Semester
  Beauty

Freshness

Dreams

Truth

Imagination

Feeling

Faith

Trust

This Shud Be The Beginning Of The New Semester :->

  33 .- Xams are there,
  Xams are there,

at the paper u stare;

the answer is nowhere,

which makes u pull ur hair.

The teachers make u glare,

the grades r not fair,

but just like the past 20 yrs,

WE DONT CARE !!

  34 .- Student?s declaration
  Student?s declaration at the end of answer paper. It Reminds me of Disclaimer Notices!

I hereby declare that answers written above r true 2 the best of mine & my friend?s knowledge & I claim no responsibility whatsoever 4 any mistakes.

Whatever I have written is truly fictitious & any resemblance with the Subject Matter is purely Coincidental

  35 .- Zara Zara Touch Me Touch
  Aft Our Exam, Our Books Will Sing A Song, Guess Which Song

Guess.!

?Zara Zara Touch Me Touch Me ,Zara Zara Hold Me Hold Me?:-)

  36 .- Kisi ko deni ho jawani mein saza..
  Koi cheez bewafai se barh kar kya hogi?

Ghum-E-Imtihan judai se barh kar kya hogi?

Kisi ko deni ho jawani mein saza..

Tou PARHAI se barh kr saza kya hogi ;->


37 .- Sitting Inthe Examination Hall,
  Height Of Hope. . . ?
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Sitting Inthe Examination Hall, Holding The Question Paper In Hand & Telling UrSelf "Don't Worry Man, Exam Can B Postponed" ;->

  38 .- Pehle ye batao paper kab hai?
  1000 Pages ki Book kitne din mein parhi ja sakti hai?

Writer: 6 months

Doctor: 2 months

Lawyer: 1 month

Prof: 1 week

Student: Pehle ye batao paper kab hai?

  39 .- University ka 1 student
  University ka 1 student university k toilet me gaya.
Jab andar ja k W.C pr baitha to samne dekha likha tha
itna zor taleem par dete to exam me A1 grade uthate.

  40 .- but a best frnd is 1 who
  A gud frnd is 1 who tells u 2 study well

but a best frnd is 1 who stands outside d exam room n shouts

Abay kuch aa raha hai ya or phare pehkun.

  41 .- MubaRak Ho AapKo XaMs Ka TehVaaR...
  Papers ki Roti.

Notes ka Achaar.

Tube Light ki Kirne.

Questions ki Bahar.

Teachers ki Dushmani.

Dostoo ka Pyaar..So>>


MubaRak Ho AapKo XaMs Ka TehVaaR...

  42 .- Brain is the most
  Brain is the most outstanding organ. It functions 24hrs a day,365days a year.It functions right from the time v r born, & stops only when we enter the Exam hall

  43 .- K?h d? un p?rhn?Y w?l? s?....
  K?h d? un p?rhn?Y w?l? s?....
K?bhi hum bhi p?rh? k?rtay thay.....
Jitn? syll?bus p?rh k?y w?h t?p kert?y h?in....
Utn? t?h hum chh?r diy? kert? they;-) 


  45 .- I never forget a face,
  I never forget a face, but for you I will make an exception.

  46 .- Oscar Wilde
  The man who says his wife can't take a joke, forgets that she took him - Oscar Wilde

47 .- 4getn u is hard
  4getn u is hard 2 do, 4gtn me is up2 u, 4gt me not, 4gt me neva, but don?t 4get, we?re gr8 2gether

48 .- Kenny Cunningham
  Looking back I find it hard to believe that I could forge a career in anything other than football but I didn't do too badly in my final exams and there were a few business-related courses that interested me. - Kenny Cunningham

  49 .- Len Dawson
  Granted, prostate exams aren't the most enjoyable things in the world, but they only last about 10 seconds. It's well worth it. Just think of the possible consequences if you don't get it done.
Len Dawson

  50 .- Kenneth H. Cooper
  There are six components of wellness: proper weight and diet, proper exercise, breaking the smoking habit, control of alcohol, stress management and periodic exams.
Kenneth H. Cooper

  51 .- As long as learning is
  As long as learning is connected with earning, as long as certain jobs can only be reached through exams, so long must we take this examination system seriously. If another ladder to employment was contrived, much so-called education would disappear, and no one would be a penny the stupider.
E. M. Forster

  52 .- My nights are going sleepless
  My nights are going sleepless,
my days are going useless.
So I asked GOD, "is this love?".
GOD replied, "no dear, result is near

53 .- Human brain is the most
  Human brain is the most outstanding object in world.
It functions 24hrs a day, 365days a year.
It functions right from the time we are born,
and stop only when we enter the examination hall.

  54 .- engineering student
  An engineering student to his sweeper brother:
"mere paas degree hai, knowledge hai,
4 logon mein baithne ki izzat hai.
Tere paas kya hai?".
Sweeper: Mere paas naukri hai.

  55 .- har taraf padhai ka saya hai
  har taraf padhai ka saya hai
peparon mein number kisne paya hai
ham to u hin aye the paper dene
sab kehte hain sala poora padh kar aya hai

  56 .- kehdo padhne
  kehdo padhne walo se kabhi hum bhi padha karte the
jitna syllabus padh kar wo top kiya karte the ,
utna syllabus to hum chod diya karte the

57 .- A father asks peon:
  A father asks peon: How are the studies in this college? Where do I see my son in future?
Peon: The future is bright, I had also completed my engineering from the same college!

  58 .- 33 runs.
  Harbhajan starts raising his bat on 33 runs.
Dravid: What happened, its not 50 or 100!
Harbhajan: Yes, but the students understand the importance of scoring 33.

  59 .- My nights are going
  My nights are going sleepless, my days are going useless. So I asked GOD, "is this love?". GOD replied, "no dear, result is near".

  60 .- Good professional",
  To be a "Good professional", always start to study late for "Exams". Because it teaches how to manage "Time" and tackle "Emergencies"!!

  61 .- Human brain is the most outstanding
  Human brain is the most outstanding object in world. It functions 24hrs a day, 365days a year. It functions right from the time we are born, and stop only when we enter the examination hall.

62 .- Har Sawal Se Dat Kar Ladna
  Har Sawal Se Dat Kar Ladna,
Fekne Me Kami Mat Karna,
Mouka Mila To Peche Bhi Dekhna,
Aur Ek Baath Yaad Rakhna,
Aage Wala Ka Paper Apna Samajhna

  63 .- Class ki har ladki
  Class ki har ladki ek phool hai, Usse chahna ek bhool hai. Jo inki soch mein gul hai, Samjho uski Compartment ke chances full hai..

64 .- Why Study For Exams
  Why Study For Exams.... Are they not about what you know, not about how much you can cram into your head the night before?

  65 .- A student who
  A student who changes the course of history is probably taking an exam

  66 .- Woody Allen
  I was thrown out of college for cheating on the metaphysics exam; I looked into the soul of the boy sitting next to me - Woody Allen

  67 .- George Carlin
  I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot more as they get older; then it dawned on me . . they're cramming for their final exam.- George Carlin

  68 .- aye sala abhi abhi
  aye sala abhi abhi, hua yakin, padai merr bas ki nahin.kitab ko me nikal gaya padtwe-padte pigal gaya,paper me so gaya, rubaroooooooo

  69 .- Kash koi "exam result" ka
  Kash koi "exam result" ka insurance kara deta
to har exam sa pehle premium bharwa deta.
Pass hota to thik
warna insurance claim karwa leta