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1 .- A man goin 2 his work
  A man goin 2 his work, Another man asks:
"Kahan ja raha hy bhai?"
2nd rplied: Yar kaarkhany ja rha hon
1st: Aby ghr me khana nhi pkta jo Car khany ja rha hy ;-> 


2 .- Crime Doesn't Pay. . . .
  Crime Doesn't Pay. . . .

Does

THAT


MEAN

MY


JOB

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A

"CRIME"

3 .- Train Me 1 Larke Ne
  Train Me 1 Larke Ne Cigarete Jalai,

Pas Bethe Admi Ne Usse Kaha;
Cigarete k Dhuwai'n Se Meri Tabyat Khrab Hony Lgti Hy
Larka Bola:Tou Aap Smoking Q Krty Hyn;->

4 .- Diagram in a book
  Diagram in a book was not clear..
So,madam drew a diagram on a Blackboard and announced

"Dont look at a book Figure,
Look at my Figure!!" ;->

5 .- 1 lrki zor zor sy gana
  1 lrki zor zor sy gana ga rhi thi
MJHAY RANG DAY.

MJHAY RANG DAY.

MJHAY RANG DAY.

Lrki ki maa ne usay boht mara.

Kyun?

Kyun k lrki totli thi.

6 .- Tabyat kc he ab
  Doc:Tabyat kc he ab
Mariz: pehle se ziada khrab he
Doc: dawai khali thi kya
Mriz:Nai dawa ki shishi to bhari hui thi
Doc:I mean dawai le li thi
Mriz:Ji ap ne di thi to mene le li thi
Doc:Bewaquf dawai pi li thi
Mriz:Nai ji dawai to laal thi
Doc:Abe gadhe dawai ko pi liya tha
Mriz:Nai sahb piliya to muje tha
Doc:Saale dawa ko mun se lga k pet me dala tha
Mriz:Nai
Doc:Q
Mriz:Ap ne hi to kaha tha k shishi ko dhakan lga k rakhna. Me thik to ho jaunga na sahb?

7 .- Man to motel desk clerk
  Man to motel desk clerk:How much for room.
Clerk:depends on room size
Man:Do you take children?
Clerk:No, sir,only cash and credit cards

8 .- Ek cHaLeEs kI Last LocAL
  Kisi RaiLwAy tRaCk pEr aPun kI LiFe bHi jHkaAs hO JaNI Thi.


>>MaGr saALA
Paki§tAn mE

Ek cHaLeEs kI Last LocAL Nahi chALti. . .

9 .- I f O u r C o n s t i t u t i o n
  "I f

O u r

C o n s t i t u t i o n

A l l o w s

U s

F r e e

S p e e c h

Than

W h y

A r e

T h e r e

P h o n e

B i l l s ..." :=O ;->

10 .- Kaash Ladkian Papita Bechti
  Kaash Ladkian Papita Bechti Hoti To Ladkon Ko Bohut Faida Hota
Puchho To

Woh Kaise?

Ldka Ldki Se Kehta

Hello Madam

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PAPPI TA DO         

11 .- Height of disappointment
  Height of disappointment : A woman finding out AFTER Long search on net that.....

Phillip's 21 inch
was actually a TV.??

12 .- School mein bachche ke papa
  School mein bachche ke papa ne teacher se kaha:
Madam ji thodi aap koshish karo, thodi hum karte hain, bachcha to nikal hi jayega...! ;-) 


13 .- Baniya Gave
  Baniya Gave Matrimonial Add 4 His Daughter , Working At A Call Center.
"Wanted A Suitable Match For Chandigarh's Highest Paid Call Girl.

14 .- Merry Marlow
  Admi ne train main Gori ka rape kar diya.
Judge: Tum ne is ke sath ghalat kam kiyun kiya.
Ad: Maine naam poocha tha, she said Merry Marlow bas fir kia i did it.

  15 .- Agar Bill Gates Ki Mummy
  Agar Bill Gates Ki Mummy Bore Ho Gayi To Usse Kya Kahoge???
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Ans : Mother-Bored

16 .- Don't take things in wrong sense
  Don't take things in wrong sense when.
Dr says:
TAKE OFF YOUR CLOTHES!

Dentist says:
keep it OPEN n WIDE!

Interior decorator says: ONCE ITS IN U'LL LOVE IT!

Banker says:
IF U TAKE IT OUT t?? SOON U'll LOSE INTEREST!

Telephone guy says: WOULD U LIKE IT ON THE TABLE OR AGAINST THE WALL?!!";

17 .- I used to think that
  I used to think that dreams do not come true, but this quickly changed the moment I laid my eyes on you

  18 .- When sum1 touches u
  When sum1 touches u
& u dont feel it

its IGNORANCE

Wen sum1 touches u
& u feel it

its LOVE.

But When nobody touchs u but u feel it

then its KHUJLI? <-;

  19 .- Time pass karna hy?
  Time pass karna hy?

Khamoshi sy kichen my jaw

Cabnit my sy OiL nikalo

Kamry my ja k KAPRY utaro

Phr

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Purany kapry badal kar kichen my PAKORY banao

20 .- Dil ?hahta Hy k khara kar k
  Dil ?hahta Hy k khara kar k Aap k Hath Ma Pakra d0n?

Aur Aap Usy Hila Hila k ?0lo
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ES PARCHAM K ??YE T?L?Y HUM 1 H?iN

21 .- ? GOOD _ UCK ?
  There are only 5 things we need in life:
Good friends, Good job
Good food, Good sleep
&
? GOOD _ UCK ?
whatever u are thinking..
That?s right..!

22 .- ?Baccho Duniya Mein Har
  Master Ji To Class -

?Baccho Duniya Mein Har Baat Ke Do Matlab Nikalte Hain?.

1 Girl - ?Master Ji,

Nikal Ke Dikhayein?

Master Ji - ?Baith Ja Beti.

Is Baat Ke Bhi 2 Matlab Hai?

23 .- Which part of Female Body
  Q:Which part of Female Body is the most sensitive, is wet inside & Water comes out when smething ENTERS in it?

Answr:

? EYE!?
But i love the way u think.

  24 .- ?Misunderstood?
  ?Misunderstood?

3 o?clock in the night I was weeping
And you thought that I was sleeping

You saw blood pouring out of my hand
And you thought it might have been some accident

You saw me nearby wherever you went
And you thought it was just co-incidence

Day and night you ruled my imagination
And you thought it was just infatuation

Tensed and dumb in front of you I lay
And you thought I got nothing to say

When I needed you I cried in pain
And you thought I was lying again

Hiding my tears I tried to walk tall
And you thought I didn?t cry at all? . . . |?!'|

  25 .- dil karta hai le loon teri
  dil karta hai le loon teri

(zulfon ki hawa)

par mein kya karon mera uthta hi nai.

(Qadam tere ghar ki taraf)

meine us k andar dala?

(Etmaad apne pyar ka)

Usne kaha thora or dalo.

(Etmaad apne pyar ka)

Uski bohat tang thi.

(Ami mujh se)
Mera bohat lamba tha.
(Paimana-e-sabar)Ka

26 .- Joshaanda hai??
  Woman to a shopkeeper: ?Joshaanda hai??

Shopkeeper: Meynu te bara josh aanda ay, twanon aanda hai?

  27 .- My eyes bear uncountable
  My eyes bear uncountable tears:-(

Bcoz u r far away 4m me:-(

I wish u were here

To cut these ONIONS instead of me;-)

28 .- JAB TUM KAPDE UTARO
  kaash main tumhe dekho

JAB TUM KAPDE UTARO

jo dale the chat pe sukhane ke liye

AUR TUM APNE HATH MEIN PAKDO MERA

hath or kaho

MAIN TUMHARE LIYE KHOL KE BAITHI HUN

apna dil

AB TO LE LO MERI

har khushi

OR MUJHE DEDO APNA

har gam

FIR MAIN KHOLU TUMHARI

aankhen or kahu

DEKHO KITNA BADA HAI

mera

dil

  29 .- May kitna tm pay marta hun
  May kitna tm pay marta hun
Aur kitni mohabat krta hon
Bas ik shikayt hai tm sy
May jab bhi perhnay lagta hon
Tm chupky sy ajati ho
Aur aky mjhy behkati ho
Na jany kiya smjhati ho
Aur apny pas bulati ho
Yeh soch zra,Ae mairi jaan!
Kch kaam bhi hai is duniya ka.
Hr wqt ki chahat thek nahi
Aghosh tri to phir b sahi
Lekin yeh waqt hai perhny ka
Ja aj mjhy tu perhnay dy
Ae NEEND ! Mjy kch krnay Dai

30 .- Lalu and Mallika
  Once Lalu and Mallika went hunting. Jab woh apne tent mei soye thei, Lalu ne dekhaa ek SHER unke taraf aa rahaa hai.. What did Lalu tell Mallika ?
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Bhago Mallika SHER A WAT hai?????;->

31 .- Wo aaj pirh Suba he chali gie
  Wo aaj pirh Suba he chali gie
Ma ne bari mushkel se tayyar ki

Abi kam par jane he laga k wo pirh a gie

Ma ne muskara kar daikha or nikal gia

Sham office se wapes aaya tu wo pirh gyeb thi ma ne pardha hata k daikh tu samne wale ghar par B nahi thi

Rat 8 bajh phir aa gie
Aate pora ghar ki RoneQ Bahal kar di

Sub use piyar se daikhne lage

Rat 09:30 phir chali gie

11:30 Bage sharmate howe aa gie

Por? ghar rosh?n ho gia
Sub khush ho ge

K Bigli ?? g?i

  32 .- KiSi Roz Shaam K Wakt,
  KiSi Roz Shaam K Wakt,
Sooraj K Aaram K Wakt,
Mil Jaey Jo Saath Tera,
Haath Me Le K Haath Tera,
Door KiSi Tanhai Me,
Dunya Se Judai Me,
Apne Sang Bithaoon Tujhe,
Aur aik Acha Sa SMS Sunaoon Tujhe

33 .- At The Beginning Of Married
  Philosophy Of Life :

? At The Beginning Of Married Life, Every Girl Treats Her Husband As god,
Later On Somehow That Alphabets Got Reversed . . !

  34 .- Wapda walay din me tumhari
\\LoveLY QUESTION//

Wapda walay din me tumhari kitni baar letay hain?

Or kitni der letay hain?

Jhatkay mar mar k letay hain ya aram se?

Jab Letay hain to us waqt tMhari halat kesi hoti hai?

Paseenay to zaror nikaltay hoon ge tumharay?

Main Light ki baat kr raha hon,

Reply zarOR krna jan|x.

35 .- Lets Plan For A Movie 2day
  Lets Plan For A Movie 2day

R U Free?

If Yes..

Tum Apne Tv Pe Dekho,

Mein Apne Tv Pe Dekhunga

36 .- 1nce Mother In Law
  1nce Mother In Law And Daughter In Law

Both Were Walking
Mother In Law Got Tired And Stopped

Daughter In Law Died On Spot

How ?

Kyunki ?Saas Ruk Gayi?

  37 .- I Kpt Lukin At Her..
  She Came..
I Kpt Lukin At Her..
She Smild.
Yet I Kept Quiet.
She Began 2spk.
I Dint Listen & Then,
She Began2 Leave.
I Thn Shoutd?

Mam
Attendance?!

38 .- Dad Ap kabhi Misar gaye thy ?
  S0n 2 his Dad
Dad Ap kabhi Misar gaye thy ?

Dad: Nahi Beta

Son: Phr itni Khatarnak Mummy Kahan se laye . !

39 .- Which Part Of A
  Which Part Of A
Man?s Body
Has No Bone
Full Of Veins
Loves Pumping
And Responsible 4
Making LOVE

It?s HEART..

40 .- hum chaat ki dukan kholenge
  Chachi to Bhatija: hum chaat ki dukan kholenge, Lekin gaahak kaise
ayenge.Bhatija to Chachi:Mein advrtsmnt karunga k ?10 rupaye me
Chachi
ki Chat lo?.

  41 .- Height of double meaning
  Height of double meaning:

A Dad went to school to get son?s report card.

Busy Madam: Abhi nahi.

Dad: Mera boht mood tha abhi sab dekh leta.

Madam: Main sab dikha dongi per abhi nahi.

Dad: Tou phir kab aon mein?

Madam: Mere periods khatam hone ke baad

42 .- Jb B milti ho agay jhuk jati ho
  Jb B milti ho agay jhuk jati ho

Krne salam adab ka

Q mou mai le k choosti ho

Kinara apni Naqab ka

Q kisi se
Krwana chahti ho kam koi sawab ka

Mangta ho to deti nhi ho
Jawab meri baat ka

Deti ho to khara ho jata hai
Rom rom jazbat ka

Q kehti ho dheray se dalo
Balon mein phool
gulab ka.

  43 .- Double meaning
  love is a mamory that's naver fad's i will hold u in my heart allway's from ur touchi emotional...