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1 .- Love And loser

" 2 dAy tIP "
"L | f e pUrItY"

I t' s

B e T T e R

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L O s E

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L O v E r ,

t h A n


L O v E

A

L o S e R:-)

"Gud MoRnInG"
"HvE Nice daY" 


2 .- Pyar v/s dosti
  Pyar v/s dosti

Pyar ek shikwa hai,
dosti ek jazba hai.

Pyar me hr bar dhoka hy,
Dosti me bar bar moka hy.

Pyar dewano ka kam hy,
Dosti dlwalo ka nam hy.

3 .- Girlfriend or Police
  Girlfriend or Police may kya bat c0m0n hay?

S0cho! S0cho!

Or s0cho!


Don0 he paysa kha kar ch0r daytay hain!

4 .- ADAT Or ADA Me Farq
  ADAT Or ADA Me Farq.

Road K NaL SE Pani Pina.

Gharib Piye To ADAT.
Ameer Piye To ADA.

Ab SMS Ko Hi Le Lo.

Me Bheju To ADAT.
Ap Bhejo To ADA.

5 .- L0ve v.s Exam
  L0ve v.s Exam

l0ve: one of the hardest thNz
c0z u hav th0ughts dat u can't expres

exam: much harder
c0z u d0n't hav th0ughts still u hav 2 expres;-)

6 .- Maths and women

Maths and women are the two most complicated things in the world....
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But maths at least has logic ! :-)

7 .- SUN & WIFE
  What iz similarity between SUN & WIFE
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YE HE k 2ono ke taraf ankh utha k nhe daikha ja sakta:)

8 .- M?BILE & MObil OiL
  M?BILE
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MObil OiL
Me Kya SamE Hai?
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Dono Ka Kharcha InsaAN Ki Kamar Tor Deta Hai.

9 .- love and arrange marriage
  Difference between love and arrange marriage.

Arrange: Jisme shadi ki waja se baby ho.

Love: Jisme baby ki waja se shadi ho.;-) 

10 .- B/w mirror n frend?
  Diff. B/w mirror n frend?

A-In mirror, the REFLECTION may differ 4m INNER NATURE
But in frend BOTH r same coz HE is a DIAMOND
having PURE REFLECTION n NATURE!       

11 .- "~"LOVE"~"
  "~"LOVE"~"
Starts frm Eyes,

Grows with gifts,

Ends with tears

but 2day

''love"

Starts frm mobiles,

Grows wd balance share,

Ends wd
number buZy. ;-> 



  12 .- A Woman's Mind
  A Woman's Mind

Is Cleaner

Than

A Man's Mind ...

Coz

She Changes It

More Often ... :p ;->

  13 .- Girlz aur Universties
  Girlz aur Universties Main Kia Fact Common Hai ... ?

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Apply Har Taraf Krna Chahiye..
Kahi'n Na Kahi'n Chance Ban Hi Jata Hy ... (;->

14 .- Pyar me aur photograph
  Pyar me aur photograph me kia similarity hai...?

D0n0 andhere me develope h0te hai ;)

15 .- Poison & Alcohol?
  Wat Is D Diff B/W

Poison & Alcohol?

If U Drink Alcohol,

U Will Dance Around People,

If U Drink Poison

People Wil Dance Around U..!

  16 .- Sunsets r the most beautiful
  Sunsets r the most beautiful

When u watch them with u love

&

yet they r the saddest scenery created by GOD

When u watch it alone

17 .- friend n best friend
  The diff b/w friend n best friend

A friend meeting u after long tym says: o u! Itz been so long how r u


N Best frnd oye tu mara nahe abhe tak. :p

Truly true

18 .- Girlfrnd N Mobile
  Sir 2 Student

What Is D Similarity B/w Girlfrnd N Mobile ???


Student:- Sir Both R

Diconnected Wen

There Is


"No Currency"

19 .- *>TUB AUR AB<*
  *>TUB AUR AB<*

Pehle SHAJARKARI ka zamana hota tha ab TEHREEBKARI

Pehle student ILAM hasil karte thy ab VIDEO FILM

Pehle leadr kehta tha hamara ek JHANDA hai ab jitne leadr utny JHANDE

Pehle DAL me kala hota tha ab DILOON me kala . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .;->]

  20 .- A class of generals was taskd
  A class of generals was taskd to measure the height of the college flagpole. They spent half the day trying to do it by using ladders and tapes. Along came the canteen wala and the instructor askd him to measure the height of the pole. He pulled the pole out, laid it on the ground, measurd and handed over the answer. Ah ! Said the genrals ? bloody smart ass civilain, doesnt know the diff between height and the length.

  21 .- Pathan or gadhay
  Question: Pathan or gadhay mein konsi 2 cheezain common hain ?
Ans : Dono bachpan mein khubsoorat hotay hain aur baray ho kar transport ka kaam karte hain

  22 .- silence can break a woman?s heart
  A man?s silence can break a woman?s heart into a thousand pieces

while

a woman?s silence can give a man a thousand moments of peace!

  23 .- Ankh?Anso k samne
  Ankh?Anso k samne.
Dimagh?Dil k samne.
Zindgi?Mot k samne.
Insan?Qdrt k samne.
Khushi?Ghum k samne.
Din?Raat k smne.
Nafrt?Muhabt k samne.
Ghurbt?Ameeri k samne.
Jahil?Alim k samne.
Maa?Aulad k samne.
Bebas.

  24 .- LIFE BEFORE DA COMPUTER
  LIFE BEFORE DA COMPUTER

*Memory Was Sumthing Dat U Lost Wid Age.

*An Application Was 4 Employment.

*A Programe Was A T.V.

*A Cursor Used Profanity.

*A Keyboard Was A Piano.

*A Web Was Spider?s Home.

*A Virus Was The Flu.

*A CD Was Bank Account.

*A Hard Drive Was A Long Trip On The Road.

  25 .- similarity between a girl & petrol?
  Wht?s d similarity between a girl & petrol?

1. both r explosive.

2. both r hot.

3. both r dangerous when kept in open.

  26 .- Early 2 bed early 2 rise,
  SAYING:
Early 2 bed early 2 rise,
Makes a man healthy wealthy n wise.

CURRENT:
Early 2 bed early 2 rise,
Your girlfriend will go with other guys.

  27 .- Wives More Dangerous Than
  Why Are Wives More Dangerous Than The Mafia???

The Mafia Wants Either Your Money Or Life . . . But

The Wives Want Both . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . ;->

28 .- Egyptian & Pakistani Mummy?
  Q: Diffrence b/w
Egyptian & Pakistani Mummy?

A: Children R Afraid ?f Egyptian Mummies

&

Fathers R Afraid ?f Pakistani Mummies?

  29 .- urdu ki pehli book?
  urdu ki pehli book?1947

Alif?An?ar
by?.Bakry
py?.Pankha
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urdu ki 1st book 2008.

Alif?Aataa
by?.Bijli
py?.Petrol

  30 .- KAWARY KI AIK DIN KI ZINDAGI
  TAPO SLANTO said : ?KAWARY KI AIK DIN KI ZINDAGI SHADISHODA KI 50 SALA ZINDAGI SY BAHTAR HAY?

YAKEN NAHE ATA TU AZMA KAR DAKH LO:-)

31 .- Agar Kuttey Aur Sardar
  Agar Kuttey Aur Sardar Mein English Speaking Ka Muqabla Ho To Kaun Jeetey Ga?

Jeetey Jo Marzi Laikin Yeh Baat To Teh Hai K Muqabla Mumkin Hai

32 .- Love n Crush
  The Difference Between

Love n Crush ?

When U Like A Person n U Know Why U Like Him

Its Crush

But

When U Like A Person n U Don?t Know Why

Its True Love

  33 .- Both Exactly Do The Opposite
  2 Married Men Talking-
10yrs Ago,
Whenever I Returned Home,
My Dog Used To Greet Me By Barking & My Wife By Kissing.

Now They Both Exactly Do The Opposite

34 .- Rulana Har Kisi Ko Aata Hai
  Rulana Har Kisi Ko Aata Hai,

Hasana Kisi Kisi Ko Aata Hai,

Rula Ke Jo Mana Le Wo Sacha Dost Hai

Or Jo Rula Ke Khud Bhi Aansu Bahaye Wo Pyar hai!

  35 .- Pehlay Zmanay Me Jin Hazir
  Pehlay Zmanay Me Jin Hazir Hota Tha To Kehta Tha,

?Kya Hukm Hai Meray Aaqa?

Ab Agr Galti Se Jin Aajaye To Kehta Hai

?Mera Tax Pay Kro Aaqa?

  36 .- Relation Between Men
  Relation Between Men

&Women As On Now Days :-

You Can Touch Each Other

But You Cannot

Touch Each Other?s Mobiles . . !

  37 .- The Word Friendship
  Boys Use The Word Friendship To Start Love

But

Girls Use The Word Friendship To End Love

Same Word Bt Different ATTITUDE ?!!

39 .- U & a bottle of pepsi....
  Wat's the similarity between

U & a bottle of pepsi....

Sweet,

cool,


good,

easily available

And biggest similarity...

Dhakkan!!

  40 .- Love & Friendship
  Lips Dont Join When You Say
L O V E,

That Is a Sign Of Distance .

But When You Say

F R I E N D S H I P
Lips Join,

That Is a Sign Of Togetherness.

  41 .- "LOVE"
  "LOVE" Is medicine, For any kind of pain.But Be sure that:; There is no medicine in the world, For the pain given by,"LOVE"

42 .- Biology and sociology.
  What is the difference between Biology and sociology.

Ans; if the baby looks like his father its Biology
If the baby looks like the neighbour it is Sociology.

43 .- GIRLZ OF 1995* and 2007
  GIRLZ OF 1995*

"AGAR TUM MIL JAO ZAMANA CHOIR DENGE HUM"

GIRLZ OF 2007*

AGAR TUM MIL JAO PURANA CHOR DENGE HUM.................Z

44 .- Shaadi se pehlay Aur Shaadi ke baad
  Shaadi se pehlay
Larka:

Darling !

Tum Nahi to Main Nahi...

Aur

Main Nahi to Tum Nahi.

Shaadi ke baad Larka:

Kaminiye!!

Aaj ya Tu Nahi ya Main Nahi...!!!

  45 .- marriage and 11:59
  What's d similarity between

marriage and 11:59

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Simple hai. Yar
Dono ke baad

12 hi bajte hain... :

SaiN

  46 .- watch & women?
  Q: What is the difference between watch & women?

A: Aik kharaab hoti hai tao band ho jati hai aur doosri kharaab hoti hai tao chaloo ho jati hai.

  47 .- What is the diffrence b/w
  What is the diffrence b/w
1. Call Girl
2. Girlfriend
3. Wife


(Answers)
1. Prepaid
2. Postpaid
3. Free & Unlimited.

  48 .- diffrence b/w mortein spray & body spray.?
  What is diffrence b/w mortein spray & body spray.?


If u use Mortein spray u will die,


if u don't use body spray people will die.

  49 .- difference b/w hockey and cricket?
  Whats the difference b/w hockey and cricket?
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Hockey main Pakistani 1 ghantay mai zalil hotay hain
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Cricket main 6 ghantay lag jatay hain

  50 .- similarity btween Girlz & Mobile
  What is da similarity btween Girlz & Mobile Phones...? .. Jitney Pangey Loo Gay, Utney Functions Pata Chalein Gay! :-)

51 .- Marriage n Arrange Marriage
  Love Marriage n Arrange Marriage main kya difference??
Hum khud ja ker kuve main gire woh Love Marriage..
500 log mil ker dhakka de de to woh Arrange Marriage!!

52 .- diffrence between USA AND PAKISTAN
  Democratic diffrence between USA AND PAKISTAN In USA u can Kiss in a public place but cannot shit. In Pakistan u can shit in a public place but cant kiss!!;-)

  53 .- Difference B/w Tricycle & Bicycle?
  What's The Difference B/w A Nicely Dressed Man On A Tricycle & A Poorly Dressed Man On A Bicycle?

Need Nt To Think Hard

iTs Simple JAn|x
A Tyre ;->

  54 .- vaade and yaadain?
  Question?

What is the difference

between

vaade and yaadain?

Answer:

Vaade- "Hum torte hain."

Yaadain- "Hamein torti hain.

  55 .- Aadmi or bandar
  Aadmi or bandar me kya farq hy?,


bandar daal pr nachta hy
or aadmi daal kr nachta hy. So simple.

56 .- Dinosaurs & Decent Girls?
  Do u know similarity b/w Dinosaurs & Decent Girls?
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Both dont exist.

57 .- Defence ki Larkion or tableegi jamaat k Logon
  Ques:
Defence ki Larkion or tableegi jamaat k Logon me kia cheez yaksaan hoti hai?


Guess


Socho


Ans:
Dono ke PAAINCHAY opper hote hain,

58 .- Difference Between A Chicken And A Baby....??
  What's The Difference Between A Chicken And A Baby....??

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Chick Is The Result Of A Hen. . . While The Baby Is The Result Of Standing Cock.... ;->

59 .- Difference B/w The Memories Of A Woman & Man ..?
  What's Difference B/w The Memories Of A Woman & Man ..?


A Woman Will Always Cheerish The Memory Of The Man Who Wanted To Marry Her

&

A Man Cherishes The Memory Of The Woman Whom He Didn't Marry.... ;->

  60 .- Drop A Woman And A Brick
  If U Drop A Woman And A Brick Out Of A Plane. Which One Wud Hit The Ground First...???
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Who Cares......... ;->

  61 .- Before marriage & AfTer marriage
  Before marriage:
roses are red
voileT is blue
i luv one, daT is u...

AfTer marriage:
roses are dead
i hav flu,
don'T come near... ;->
Paray mar Tou..!! :@

62 .- Rich And Poors Husband's Wife
  Ameer ki biwi or ghareeb ki biwi mai kia farq hota hai?


Ameer ki biwi apne husband se: Mjhe nai pata mjhe shopping pe le k jayn,muje nai pta mjhe beauty parlour le k jayn,
aj dinner 5 star hotel me karenge

Ghareeb ki biwi apne husbnd se: muje nai pta meri behan k 4 bache hain mery sirf 2 q hain.? ;-

  63 .- Difference Between A Woman And Coffin.... ???
  Q: What's The Difference Between A Woman And Coffin.... ???
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A: You Come In One While Go In The Other.... ;->

  64 .- Shadi Aur Mobile
  Shadi Karne K Baad
Aur

Mobile Lene K Baad

Ek hi Baat ka afsos Hota Hai?

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Thori Dairr Or Ruk Jatay

To

To

Acha Model Mil jata

65 .- 'HUS MUKH' & " HUS BAND "
  Jo hamesha hasta rehta hai usko
'HUS MUKH'
kehte hain.

Aur jiska hasna bilkul band ho gaya ho us ko
" HUS BAND "
kehte hain.... ;->

  66 .- Chicken And A Baby....??
  What's The Difference Between A Chicken And A Baby....??

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Chick Is The Result Of A Hen. . . While The Baby Is The Result Of Standing Cock.... ;->

  67 .- FiLmi Life or AsLi Life
  FiLmi Life or AsLi Life me kya cheez common ha?

FiLMi LiFE me buhat mushkilo k baad shaadi hoti ha

ASLi LiFE me shadi k baad bahut mushkiley shuru hoti ha ;->

  68 .- difference between wife &amp; saali?
  What is the difference between wife &amp; saali?
Saali is Beauty,
Wife is duy,
Saali is passion,
Wife is tension,
Saali is patakha,
Wife is sayapa,
Saali is cool,
Wife is fool,
Saali is tuty-fruity,
Wife is qismat futi,
Saali is fresh cake,
Wife is earth quake?:p

  69 .- Mother &amp; Wife ?
  What is the Difference Between Mother &amp; Wife ? A - One Woman Brings U into this world crying? &amp; the other ensures U Continue to do so.