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1 .- What will Himesh say
  What will Himesh say to magnify a
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Zara Zoom
Zoom... ;-> 


2 .- Sania Mirza Started
  Sania Mirza Started Playing Tennis At The Age Of 6..


After That.

Everything In Her Life Changed..

Except Her

"SKIRT"

3 .- Aap ki ACTIVITIES kya haiN?
  Journalist: Aap ki ACTIVITIES kya haiN?

Meera: Hum 2 behnaiN aur 3 bhai haiN

Journalist: Bibi, aap ki activities poochhi haiN, aap k waalid ki nahiN!;-)

4 .- iMRAn HAashMi?
  Do U knW WHoZ iMRAn HAashMi?

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Ans: HooNT cHOosNe vALa mAcher yar. ;->

5 .- Tushaar Kapoor Ki Films
  Tushaar Kapoor Ki Films K Thay Hum Ko Chaskay

Un Ki Taraf Dekh Kr Har Gali Me Hr Larki K Peechay Bhatkay,


Police Sy PrAy Itnay Phatkay,

K Ghar Wale 5000 De kr Hi Chutkay,


Moral:
Kapoor Kandan Ki Aadtoon Per Na Jao.

6 .- Ram Gopal Varma Made Movie "PHOONK"
  Why Did Ram Gopal Varma Made "PHOONK"


Usk I Pichli "AAG" Ko Bhujane K Liye

7 .- The Movie "KARZzz"
  Why Hamesh Reshimya Join The Movie
"KARZzz"
After "APKA SUROOR"
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Super Flop Film Ka karzz Chukanay K Liay..!

8 .- Meera ki flight me tabiyat
  Meera ki flight me tabiyat kharab ho gayi to Air hostess ne pucha: are you suffering from nausea?

Meera: No, I m suffering from Karachi to Lahore$

9 .- Meera ki flight me tabiyat
  Meera ki flight me tabiyat kharab ho gayi to Air hostess ne pucha: are you suffering from nausea?

Meera: No, I m suffering from Karachi to Lahore$

10 .- Himesh Reshamiya
  Himesh Reshamiya se sab se zyada dar kis ko lagta hai?
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Uske kutto ko. Na jane kab Raat ko gana shuru kar de aur bechare kutto ki shamat ajaye;->         

11 .- Himesh Reshamiya
  Himesh Reshamiya se sab se zyada dar kis ko lagta hai?
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Uske kutto ko. Na jane kab Raat ko gana shuru kar de aur bechare kutto ki shamat ajaye;->

  12 .- Adnan sami
  Why does adnan sami sing gila gila gila???

think?


think?


think?


bcoz no huggies pampers available in elephent size.

  13 .- Once a journalist asks Meera
  Once a journalist asks Meera what Types of Roles do u prefer?

Meera Answers: wese tou mjhy chicken roll pasand hay magar beef roll bhi kha leti hoon... :p ;->

14 .- Sh@hid Afridi in intrview
Sh@hid Afridi in intrview
-Apki umr kitni h
-24 yrs
-lekin 5 sal pehle b apne yai kaha tha
-Mai 10 sal bad b yai kahon ga QK pathan apni zaban se kbi nai mukrta

  15 .- Shahid Afridi
  Suna Hai Shahid Afridi Has No Girlfriend

Why??

Kyu Ki Wo Roz 2 Litre Doodh Pi Jata Hai..


Ab Kaun Si Ladki Itna Risk Legi..!!??

  16 .- katrina kaif
  jaldi geo lagao katrina kaif mar gai hai.


mujh pe!

  17 .- Himesh Reshamiya Ka Kuta

Himesh Reshamiya Ka Kuta Ghar Se Bhag Geya Dosre Kutto Ne Pocha "Tu q Bhaga?
Kuta: Sala Raat Ko Ganay Ki Practice Khud Krta Ha,Subha Log Muje Marte Hai

18 .- Fan 2 Filmstar Meera
  (SHORTEST JOKE)

Fan 2 Filmstar Meera:

?Happy Birthday?.

Meera: ?Same To You?

19 .- Imran Hashmi In Jannat.
  Everything is possible in this universe, nothing impossible.
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Imran Hashmi In Jannat.

20 .- main india ja kr pakistan ka
  Shoaib akhtar says :
main india ja kr pakistan ka naam roshan karunga?

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pakistan main light jo nahi hoti?

21 .- Dekh babay aaj 60 saloon ke baad
  Gandhi: Dekh babay aaj 60 saloon ke baad meray Mulak mein kya kuch ban gaya. Teray mulak mein kya bana?

Quaid_e_Azam: Biscuits badal gaye Bistiks ban gaye

  22 .- Himesh Bhai Ne Shaadi Ki Aur
  Himesh Bhai Ne Shaadi Ki Aur 3
Saal Tak Koi Bachha Nahi Hua
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Arre Bhaiyya Unhe Koi Samjhaye Ki

Har Kaam Topi Pehan Ke Nahi Kiye Jaate!!

  23 .- Pathan To Imran Hashmi
  Pathan To Imran Hashmi
Tum Buht Jhota Hai

Imran Hashmi : Kiun ?

Pathan : Kitni Baar Bola Aik Baar Aja Aja Aja Aaja
Hum Teen Baar Aya Par Tum Hum Ko Milta Nahi

24 .- Sachin?s son:Mummy mummy!
  Sachin?s son:Mummy mummy! dekho papa six pe six maar rahe hain.

Sachin?s wife: Beta theek se dekho, advertisement hoga

  25 .- Shoaib Akhtar is male or female
  Teacher: Shoaib Akhtar is male or female?

Student: Female

Teacher: How?

Student: Just now commentator told
?beautiful delivery
by Shoaib Akhtar??

  26 .- Allama Iqbal apni Girl Friend
  Allama Iqbal apni Girl Friend k0 is tarha SMS karte thay,

Aye Jaan-e-Tammana tere intezar mei Ankhein Nam hain

Yeh last SMS hai ky0n k Balance Kam hai,

27 .- Achha koi ye bata sakta hai
  Achha koi ye bata sakta hai kyA??.:-o:-o:-o

K indian currency yAni ki note par gandhi ji ki tasveer mein gandhi ji hamesha muskurate hi kyu rehte hai?

Kyuki AgAr vO rOyenge tO nOte geelA hO jayegA?????..;->

  28 .- Once Lalu and Mallika
  Once Lalu and Mallika went hunting. Jab woh apne tent mei soye thei, Lalu ne dekhaa ek SHER unke taraf aa rahaa hai.. What did Lalu tell Mallika ?
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Bhago Mallika SHER A WAT hai?????;->

  29 .- Kareena did not marry Shahid
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Bcz she wanted a new surname after marriage

Not Kapoor agiain?.;->

30 .- Saif and Kareena
  In case there is a breakoff between Saif and Kareena, he will have his tattoo changed to

guess wot guyz

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KAMEENA????????;->

   31 .- OdhA AkbAr anD deepikA
  whAt is tHe similArity b3tw33n jOdhA AkbAr anD deepikA pAdukOne?
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dOnO Achchee HeiN bUt thOdee lAmbi hAiN???..
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32 .- 1 Actress Dukhi Lehje Main
  1 Actress Dukhi Lehje Main Apni Saheli Se :

Yeh Mard Kitni Jaldi Badal Jatey Hein

Kal Tak Chaudhry Sahab Mujhe Itne Ache Lagte Itne Pyare Lagte They K Kia Btao?

Magr Ab Un ki Shakal Dekhne ko Dil Nahi :->

33 .- Hmari tOPI ka Hai
  Nike walloN Ka Hai Ye Farman-;

Hmari tOPI ka Hai Aala Kapra Aala mayAr,
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Yehi to Hai Taklay Hamesh Rameshya Ki Pehchan.;-)

  34 .- Muhamad Rafi & Malika Sharawat
  Muhamad Rafi & Malika Sharawat Ki Awaz Me Aisa Kya Tha K Dono Hit Ho Gaye?
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?DARD?

35 .- Jan-e-mann
  Janeman

Janeman

Janeman

Jan-e-mann

Jan-e-mann

Ye salman khan ki flop film hai!!!

  36 .- Agr ?Bruce Lee? Galiyo?n
  Agr ?Bruce Lee? Galiyo?n Mein Sharab Pee Kr Ghoomta Tou Log Usey Kia Kehte ? ?
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?Mawa Lee? ? ;->

  37 .- How Did Bruce Lee Die?
  How Did Bruce Lee Die?
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With A Go Lee

38 .- Microsoft Launches
  Microsoft Launches New Software Related To Cricket ?

What It?s Name ? ?
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M S Dhoni ? ;->

39 .- Once Rakhi Sawant Goes To
  Once Rakhi Sawant Goes To LIC Office.

Rakhi Mujhe Apni Body Ka Insurance Karna Hai.

Officer- Sorry Madam Hum

Public Property Per Insurance Nahi Karte.

  40 .- Aaj Mere Baap K Pas 14 Cars Hai
  Salmaan Khan- Aaj Mere Baap K Pas 14 Cars Hai

18 Bikes Hai,

4 Bunglow Hai,

3 Farmhouse Hai,

Tumhare Paas Kya Hai?

Abhishek Bachan Mere Paas Teri Lover Hai

41 .- ?Jis Ka Kaam Usi Ko Saajhay
  ?Jis Ka Kaam Usi Ko Saajhay?

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Hamesh Reshamya In
?AP Ka Surror?

Flop . . . .

Is Film Ka Naam Hona Chahiay Tha,
?AP Ka KasoOR?

  42 .- Aapne Ab Tak Sholay Movie
  Aapne Ab Tak Sholay Movie Kitni Bar Dekhi Ha ? ?

5 Baar

4 Baar

3 Baar ?

Chaloo 2 Baar Hi Dekhi Ho Gi. . . .

Tou Is Question Ko Sochna Phir Answer Dena. . .

Ok? ? ?

Who Played Double Role In Film Sholay?

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Answer Is :

? King George ?
Jo Amitabh K Sikkay K Dono Baju Par Tha :p

  43 .- Meri Shadi Aishwarya Se Karva Do
  Bhakt: Meri Shadi Aishwarya Se Karva Do
Bhagwan: Aishwarya Ki Ek Saari 1 Lakh Ki Hai Kharch Utha Paoge
Bhakt: Bhagwaan Koi Upai Bataye
Bhagwan: Mallika Sherawat

  44 .- What Will Happen If
  What Will Happen If

Bipasha Basu,

Mallika Sherawat,

Neha Dupia,

Rakhi Sawant

Contest Elections In India.?

Politics Will Become Transparent

  45 .- Adnan sami sahab ek din
  Adnan sami sahab ek din bike lekar petrol pump per gaye aur kaha: ek litre petrol daal do

petrol pump wale ne pehle bike ko dekha aur phir is k pait ko dekh kar kehne laga: kon si tanki mein daalun

46 .- DHONI & SANIA Marry,
  If DHONI & SANIA Marry,
What Will Be Their Son?s Name? ? ?
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? DHANIYA ?

47 .- main kapray nichor nichor k thak gayi
  Sardarni: main kapray nichor nichor k thak gayi, tum mujhe ek spinner hi dila d.

next day sardar ji SHAHID AFRIDI ko le aaye.

  48 .- Bhai bolay to bapu bhi us time k
  MUNNA BHAI:

Aay circuit!

baapu bolay to gandhi ji
kapray Q nahi pehantay thay?

CIRKET:

Bhai bolay to bapu bhi us time k

Salman khan thay !!!

  49 .- Waheda Reham never changes
  Why does Waheda Reham never changes his sariee in the film GUIDE?
Cos dev anand says!o mere hamrahi,meri baanh thame chalna!
Badle duniya saree tum na badlna!

50 .- Shahid KapoOR ka Saif Ali
  Shahid KapoOR ka Saif Ali Khan Se 2 Inch Chota Tha,iSi Liay Kareena Ne Usay Chor Dia.
I M Talking Abt ?KADD?
So Plz Al? U Guyz Improve Ur. .
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?HEIGHT?
Otherwise Ur G.f Will Prove Az Kareena KapoOR.

  51 .- SUNNY DEOL Ka No Pata Hai?
  Bunty: Kya Tumhe SUNNY DEOL Ka No Pata Hai?

Vicky: Nahi Pata Q Kya Hua?

Banty: Bus Vo Ghar K Bhar Handpump Hai Use Ukhadna Hai?.:)

  52 .- Tendulkar & Kumble
  Ques: Why Tendulkar married an Elder Woman & Kumble married divorced woman?
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Batsman Love LOOSE BALLS
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Spinners Love USED BALL :-

  53 .- Sa Re Ga Ma Pa Challenge 2009
  Himesh Reshammiya
The Judge Of
Sa Re Ga Ma Pa Challenge 2009
Ask a challenger after his worst performance
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Mujhay Teri Ghar Say Roti Chahyeah
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Inncoent Sardar Je Replied
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Sir main TU khud Parosion Say Maang Kar Khata Hoon

Geo

Sa Re Ga Ma Pa Challenge 2009

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