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1 .- 1 Aurat Ne Bare
  1 Aurat Ne Bare Fakhar Se Kaha Kuda Ka Shukar Ha k Is Ne Mujhe Mard Nahe Banya Agr Mard Hoti Tou Phr Mujhe kisi Aurat Se Shadi Krni Parti.>

2 .- 'L I E' A B I L I T Y "

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G I R L ' S
B E S T
A S S E T
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H E R
'L I E' A B I L I T Y "
=P =D

3 .- A Woman Is Sitting
  A Woman Is Sitting aT A baR.

A mAn aPproaches Her.

He Said: Hi" Honey,
Want A LittLe Company?

Woman Askd: wHy?


Do You Have One To se|L?

4 .- Do u Love Me jUst
  He sAid. . .

Do u Love Me jUst Coz My Father Left Me a Fortune?

She sAid. . .


No stUpId,

I'd Love U No Matter Who Left U The Money..!!

5 .- "UPGRADE MSG"
  "UPGRADE MSG"

A Çouple Was §iting In Garden, §uddenly 2 Dogs §tart kissing Éach Θther

ßO¥:Janu Agr ßura Na Mano To Ma ß..

GÅL:Ok ok
Par §ambhal k Kutiya kahin kaat Na Le..
Bo¥ SparkLe In hIs eYe & sAid: I'M SuRe Nahi kAtaY Gi,
After sAyIng Dat hE StaRteD KiSs 2 gIrL. . .

HeY GiRLz aB BoLo, . . .
DoNT Make LafrA Wid bOyZ.

6 .- Larki K Nakhry
  Larki K Nakhry

1 Call
Me Aisi Larki Nai Hun
2 Call
Sirf Msg KrnGi Bat Nai
3 Call
Sirf Rat Ko Bat Ho Skti H
4 Call
1 Br Hi MiloGi
5 Call
Sirf KISS Kr Skty Ho :p

7 .- Dentist ki beti boy frnd
  Dentist ki beti boy frnd se:aj kitna acha moqa tha tm mere dad se shadi ki bat ker skty thy

Lrka:Bs aj b mera hosla nhi hua khmoshi se 1 or dant nklwa kr agaya

8 .- How Do You Know
  How Do You Know
When A Woman Is About To Say Something Smart... ?
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She Starts Her Sentence With

''A Man Once Told Me''

9 .- GiRlS hAvE aN uNfAiR
  '' GiRlS hAvE aN uNfAiR aDvAnTaGe OvEr MaN ...

If ThEy CaN't GeT wHAt ThEy WaNt
By BeInG sMaRt,
ThEy CaN gEt It By BeInG dUmB ... ''

10 .- To Be Happy With
  Golden Rule

To Be Happy With a Man, Love Him Little And Understand Him Alot. .

To Be Happy With a Woman, Love Her ALOT And DO NOT TRY To Understand Her. . ;->   

11 .- How Do You Know
  How Do You Know
When A Woman Is About To Say Something Smart... ?
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She Starts Her Sentence With

''A Man Once Told Me''

12 .- GiRlS hAvE aN uNfAiR
  '' GiRlS hAvE aN uNfAiR aDvAnTaGe OvEr MaN ...

If ThEy CaN't GeT wHAt ThEy WaNt
By BeInG sMaRt,
ThEy CaN gEt It By BeInG dUmB ... ''

13 .- To Be Happy With
  Golden Rule

To Be Happy With a Man, Love Him Little And Understand Him Alot. .

To Be Happy With a Woman, Love Her ALOT And DO NOT TRY To Understand Her. . ;->

14 .- Cheap attitude of girls
  Cheap attitude of girls:wen a boy sends dirty sms she laughs for 10 mints,fwds dat to her frinds n then replies the boy."i dont like dat kind of sms ok?" :p ;->

15 .- Defination of Girl
  Defination of Girl:
The most efficient money reducing agent known to man-kind!!

  16 .- When SHE cancels a date
  Always remember:
When SHE cancels a date, it is because..
"SHE HAS TO"

But

When HE cancels a date, it is because..
"HE HAS TWO"

  17 .- Dekh Ke Roop Tera
  Dekh Ke Roop Tera Suhana

Yaad Agaya Dadi Amma
Ka Khil Khilana

Itni Ho Gayi Ho Tum Purani

Ab To Bas Kardo...

Ladko Ko Patana...

18 .- Diff B/W Boys&Girls.
  Diff B/W Boys&Girls.

Boys Always Misunderstand Frndship As Love.
But Girls Always Misunderstnd Love As Frndship

  19 .- Agr kIsI Chowk

Agr kIsI Chowk

pEr
apKo
Lady Trafic
warDen
Pasand aA
JAYE
TO
CHOWK
K iRd Gird
chkr
Lgain
oR JAB
7 chAkr
porAy Ho
jain
tO Uska
hAth Pakrain
oR Bolain
bidhAi Ho Bidhai
aJ sE Tum Ho
hmARi Lugai. . .>

  20 .- If A Boy Gives A
  If A Boy Gives A Luv Letter 2 A Girl

People Call Him "Loffer"

But If A Girl Gives A Letter 2 A Boy

They Call It "Offer"

Feel The Difference.

  21 .- A Man Who Is Behind
  Golden Words.:

" A Man Who Is Behind Cigratte, Drugs, Alcohol,

Is More Safe Then

A Man Who Is Behind A Girl.."

22 .- A poem by evry girl
  A poem by evry girl

Husbnd apna white ho
Lambi jski hight ho
Ghusy ka wo lite ho
Body jiski tight ho
Jb saas se meri fight ho
Kahy
Begam tum always rite ho...

22 .- A poem by evry girl
  A poem by evry girl

Husbnd apna white ho
Lambi jski hight ho
Ghusy ka wo lite ho
Body jiski tight ho
Jb saas se meri fight ho
Kahy
Begam tum always rite ho...

24 .- WEn Gal Quiet
  WEn Gal Quiet, Milion f Thngs R Runing In Hr Mind

WÉn Gal Nt Arguning, §he Thinkin Deep

WEn GaL §ay IM FYN Aftr Few §ec, §he Nt @All Fyn

WEn Gal Lays Θn Ur Çhest, §he Wishing U 2ß Herz 4eva

WEn GaL Çalz U Évrydy, §he §eekin 4Ur Atention

WEn GaL §M§ U Évrydy, §he Wants U2 Rply @lest1nce

WEn GaL §ay I LUV U, §he Mean It

WEn GaL §ay §he Çant Liv Widout U, §he Made Hr Mind Dat U R Hr Futur

WEn GaL §ay I MISS U, No Θne In Dis Wrld Çan Miss U MΘr Dan Hr

  25 .- Zindagi mai 1 larki itni
  Zindagi mai 1 larki itni pyari lagi
us k hath ki daal b hamen nihari lagi
jane kia jado tha uski personality mai k
married hone k bawajud hamen kunwari lagi ;->

  26 .- A boy wantd 2 know the age
  A boy wantd 2 know the age of his girl friend.
So he askd
Boy: dear what's ur birth date?
Girl:4th November
Boy which year
Girl:O JAN EVERY YEAR.

27 .- TwÈ Dangerous Weapons
  The TwÈ Dangerous Weapons In Da World Other Than Nuclear ßombs

1)A Girl's §mile

&

2)A Girl's Tear...:-D

  28 .- Hmari G.f BolLi MilLay
  Hmari G.f BolLi MilLay gI TuMhAin Kis? tAb,

Pee K Dikhao K Jab 2 Litre Ki
"7 UP"

HuM Ne kR diKhAyA,

To bOlLI

TiMe iZ Up
TiMe iZ UP

  29 .- if u help a gal
  if u help a gal when she is in problem
she will always remember u only
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when she is in problem again..!!

  30 .- LADKIYON KI KAHANI
  LADKIYON KI KAHANI

If v treat her nice she says "yaar mujhe line de raha hai":(
If v dont she says "kitna akarta hai":(
If v dress nicely she says "mujhe impress karna chahta hai":(
If v dont she says "tasteless hai yaar":(
If v argue with her she says "ziddi hai":(
If v sit quietly she says "dumb hai":(
If v act smarter she'll lose her brain as u r insulting her:(
If she acts smarter she thinks its her right:(
If v dont love her she says "is ka to pehle se hi 2,3 ladkiyon ka saath chakkar hai":(
If v love her she says "peechhe hi pad gayaa hai":(
If v break a promise she says "She does not trust u any more":(
If she breaks she says " Main majboor thi":(
"ladkiyan re ladkiyan"
bechare boys itna sab seh k b chup chap rehte ...!

31 .- Tum din main kitni bar
  Girl: Tum din main kitni bar shave kartay ho?

Boy: 30 sy 40 bar,

Girl; Kya tum pagal ho?

Boy; Nahi, main
" Naaii " hon..

  32 .- What Will a Guy Sing After
  What Will a Guy Sing After
He Gets Proposal From A Rich Girl . . . ??

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Agar Tum Mil Jao Kamana Chorh Denge Hum . . . :p ;->

33 .- agr tm mjse shadi krna
  Girl:agr tm mjse shadi krna chaty ho to tme mere mumy papa ko khush krna hoga

Boy:han me kroga.mje kia krna hoga
me apni jan tk de skta hun.kaho.

Girl:tumhe hr hafte mumy ko 5kg ata dena hoga,aur papa ki gari me 5litre petrol dalwana hoga.

Boy:acha BAJI ami aba ko salam kehna

34 .- Do You Smoke Cigarettes?
  Girl: Do You Smoke Cigarettes?


Guy: What Else Can I Do With Them?

  35 .- Mujhe Ek Esa Shohar
  Girl: Mujhe Ek Esa Shohar Chahye Jo Achi Achi Baten Karein, Hansi Mazaq Karey, Aur Raton Ko Bahar Na Jae!

Boy : Tumhein Shohar Nahi FM Radio Chahye.

  36 .- Burey Aamal
  Burey Aamal
ki waja se, merne k baad,


kuch Mard (Men)

Bhoot
ban jatey hai,

Lekin Tamam
Aurten (women)

Merney k Baad b

Churailen

  37 .- L?g Kehte He?
  L?g Kehte He?
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L?rki??
ZiNDAGi H?ti He?
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MAUT N?he..
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M?ger
W? LOG
Ye Ki?? Bh??l J?te He?
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Dh?k? B
ZiNDAGi Hi Deti H?
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"MAUT" N?he..!

  38 .- hamara husn dekh kr
  Larki: hamara husn dekh kr ye log machaltay hain. ye larkay hamay dekh kr keechar me q phisaltay hain?

larka: ye maana k larkay tumhe dekh kr phisaltay hain. magar ye bhi sach ha! k tumharay saal bhar k kharchay hum he say chaltay hain.

  39 .- Pehle Ladkiya DUA
  Pehle Ladkiya DUA Kar Ke Soti Theen

Taki Unhe DAR Na Lage!

Magar Aaj Kal MAKE-UP

Kar Ke Soti Hain

Taki Dusre Na DAR Jaye.

40 .- They sAy It's crAzY
  They sAy It's crAzY bUt It's n0t

I wAnt y0u to kNow

I' ll bE sImpLe

Yet trUe

Hey , gIrL, I g0t a trUst oN y0u . . .

  41 .- Darling Me Tmhe Bangla
  Boy:Darling Me Tmhe Bangla Dilaon Ga.Car Dilaon Ga.Gold ka Dher Lga Don Ga. Girl:Acha Ye Btao k Sham ko Park Ao Ge Boy:Han Agar Mama Ne Bus ka kiraya Dedia To!

42 .- Girl To Her Boy Friend
  Girl To Her Boy Friend: Darling ! U Know, Handsome Boy Alwayz Get Stupid Girlfriends ... !


Boy : Thanks For The Compliments, Darling ... :p :d

43 .- Do Aankhe Khuli Rakti Hai
  Ladkiya Burkha Pahanti

Hai Chehra Chupane Ke Liye,

(Wa Wa)

Repet Once Again


Do Aankhe Khuli Rakti Hai

"LADKO" Ko Patane Ke Liye,

44 .- Eating Rotten Fruit,
  Eating Rotten Fruit,

Sleeping Near Drainage,

Dog Biting Twice,

Travelling In Govt Bus..

R A Million Times Better Than


Believing A Girl! ;-)

  45 .- N E V E R Allow

N E V E R

Allow
A Gal
2 Talk
Too Much 2u

Else,

Later
She'll
Make U

Talk

  46 .- Public Awareness
  When
Pockets

Full Of

Money

Girls

Are

Many...

When

Pocket

Be Comes

Empty"

Girls
Become
420
Public Awareness Pass To All Boys

47 .- Can I KISS Ur Hand..
  Ultimate Power Of Kaliyug:

3rd Standard Boy:Can I KISS Ur Hand..?

3rd Std Girl: Y, Has Anything Hapened 2 My LIPS....!!?

48 .- You Are Crazy
  & She Said

"You Are Crazy"

& He Said

"Only For You"

49 .- love letters
  Boy:Me tumse shadi nai kar sakta isliye ye lo apne love letters or mere muje wapis karo!
Girl:bari c basket samne rakhte hue)is mein se jo jo tmhare hn nikal lo

50 .- Shan stopd a girl
  Shan stopd a girl and askd with love:CHHANDA?!
Girl fastly gave him Rs.50 and said:?YE chanda kisi masjid ka hai ya foUNDAtioN KA??

  51 .- U r moST beautiful g?Rl in dis
  U r moST beautiful g?Rl in dis worLD. . . !
I know,tum dil se aisa nahi smjhtay mgr munh sE kah rahay ho.
NO..!Wrong..actually main aisa is Liay kah raha hoON k agr nA b kahoON to tum dil mE aisa s?cht? Raho gi. . . -;>

52 .- Why do GIRLS look beautiful
  Why do GIRLS look beautiful
is it real due to make up?
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All false
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Girls l??k Beautiful bkz
Boyz hve gud IMAGINATION

53 .- Kutta Dekh nahi sakta kia?
  Girl?s Attiude
whn boy dnt luk @ her

She says : ? Kutta Dekh nahi sakta kia?

&

Whn Boy luk @ Her

She Says: ? Dekh kese Kutto?n ki trha rha hy ;->

54 .- Do aurton ko 6 month ki saza
  Do aurton ko 6 month ki saza hoi,

in dono ko ek hi jail me rakha gya, wo masalsal 6 month tk apas me batain karti rahi

jb rahai mili to ek boli

aao behan is darakht ki chaaon me beath kr kuch batain kr lain is k bad toh hum ne bichrna jana hai na

  55 .- Phool Kharab Nahi Hota
  Phool Kharab Nahi Hota Makhia Kharab Karti Hai

Larka Kharab Nahi Hota Larkia Kharab Karti Hai

  56 .- Intrnational Survey se
  Intrnational Survey se iss bat ka pata chala hai k aurtain marte dam tak sath nahin chorhtien

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MARD KA NAHI FASHION KA ;->

  57 .- CAREER is LIGHT and GIRLS
  CAREER is LIGHT and GIRLS are like SHADOW!
If u try 2 catch the SHADOW u?ll mis the LIGHT.

If u ignore them and walk 2wards d LIGHT the SHADOW follows U!!

  58 .- Twenty Twenty khalne. .
  Boy
Me 20 yrs ka hon
Tum kitne ki ho?

Girl: Me b 20yrs ki hon

Boy: Phir chalen?

Girl: Kahan?
Boy: Twenty Twenty khalne. . .

59 .- Bus stop pe larki ko dekh k
  Bus stop pe larki ko dekh k larka bola:
Tu to meri jan hai,
Tu mera iman hai,
Larki ne sandle utari tou larka bola:
Mein b Pakistan hun,
Tu b Pakistan hai!

  60 .- Agr mai kah?n mujhe
  B?yz : Agr mai kah?n mujhe tum se M?habat hai or meri yahi chahat hai tum kya kah? ge??

Girlz : Yahi baat agr tum ek Warid ka card snd kr k kehty to acha hota

      73 .- What?s The Moral Of Movies
  What?s The Moral Of Movies
janNAT
GANGSTER
MURDER
FANAA
TITANIC

Think

Larkiyo K Lafrey May Mat Paro,
Khaali Larkiyan
Bachti Hai
Baaqi Sab Mer Jaatey Hai;-)

  74 .- Aaj se 10 saal baad larkiyaan
  Aaj se 10 saal baad larkiyaan larke ko dekh kar:abay kya mast piece hai yaar maa baap ne pehle kahan chupa rakha tha yaar mujhe is bache ka no chahiyye.larka sharmaate hwe:aap k ghar baap bhai nahi hai kya.
Q hana hmmmmm.

75 .- But If A Girl Givs A Letter 2 A
  If A Boy Givs A Luv Letter 2 A Girl,

Peple Cal Him ?Lofer?

But If A Girl Givs A Letter 2 A

Boy Dey Cal It ?Offer?

Brought to You By

Ptcl ! Feel The Difference

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  76 .- Abe Saale Pyar Kar Raha Hai
  Boy:
Ye Ratein
Ye Hawaein
Ye Chandni
Ye Ghataein
Ye Nadiya
Ye Kinare

Girl Interrupts Say:
Abe Saale Pyar Kar Raha Hai Ya Nature Study..

  77 .- A Boy Was Following A Girl
  A Boy Was Following A Girl,
Girl:Don?t FolLOW Me,Becoz My Mother Iz Coming Behind U,
Boy:Don?t U Worry,My Father Iz FolLOWING Her?

  78 .- agr me Margya to kia tm
  Boy:agr me Margya to kia tm dosri shadi krogi?
Girl:Nhi me apni BEHAN k sath rehlungi
Girl:or agr me margai to?
Boy:To me b Tumhari BEHAN k sath rehlunga

79 .- On a cricket match..
  On a cricket match..
There was a girl..
She painted pakstani flag on her face..
A boy kissed her and said?.
I LOVE PAKISTAN

  80 .- The Real Problem Doesnt
  Experiencd Man Says:

?The Real Problem Doesnt

Start Whn Boy Starts Luking At A Girl.

It Begins,

Whn She Turns

&

Looks Back At D Guy

  81 .- Never Reject A Girl In Life
  Never Reject A Girl In Life Bcoz

A Good Girl Gives U

Happines N

Bad Girl Give U

Experience

Both R Essential In Life

So Enjoy Every

Girlfriend!

  82 .- Why Do Gals Act Like
  Why Do Gals Act Like Idiots ????
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Who Says They Are Acting?

83 .- Kash Me Agle Janam
  Girl : Kash Me Agle Janam

Me Mein Chand Banu..

Boy : Aur Me Chand Pe

Chadhne Wala Pehla Admi.

84 .- Kabhi ye mat socho tmhari
  Tip of the day?

Kabhi ye mat socho tmhari Girlfriend ne tumhen kitna romantic msg bheja hai.

Hamesha socho

usay kisny bheja hoga ..

Tht?s realty:-(

85 .- Kutti Kamini Confuse
  A Girl Speaks To A Boy

GIRL : O BHAIJAAN

Please?..

BOY: Kutti Kamini Confuse Kyon Karti Hai..

Ya To BHAI Bol

Ya JAAN Bol..

86 .- Girls Are Like Ferrari Cars.
  A Golden Quote By Michael Schumacher-

Girls Are Like Ferrari Cars.

They Are Good To See

And Feel,

Difficult To

Own And Maintain.

  87 .- Girl?s Hrt Is Lke WATER,
  Girl?s Hrt Is Lke WATER,
Boy?s Hrt Is Lke MOBILE

Either Water Falls On Mobile

(Or)

Mobile Fals In Water,

Watt Mobile Ki Lagegi

88 .- Boys Use The Word
  Boys Use The Word Friendship To Start Love

But

Girls Use The Word Friendship To End Love

Same Word Bt Different ATTITUDE ?!!

  89 .- A boy in love with a girl
  Newton 2nd law of ishq:

A boy in love with a girl continue to be in love with her

and

girl in love with a boy continue to be in love with him,
untill or unless any external agent (brother or father of the girl) come in to play and break the legs of the boy

90 .- Musibat k wakt hamasha
  Larki:
Musibat k wakt hamasha muskarana rehna chahiya
Larka:
Is liya to main tumhain dekh kar muskarata rehta hoon. . . . :->   91 .- Main tmy apna bana k
  Boy:Main tmy apna bana k choroga.
Girl: realy?
Boy: yes.

After marrid boy left her
with in week,
Grl: y u did?
Boy: jan mainy kha tha
tmy apna bna k choro ga.

92 .- 15 minuts k bad wo train
  BOY:15 minuts k bad wo train ane wali he Jo muJhe tum se boht door le Jane wali he.
kia tum apni zuban se koi esa lfz ada nhi kr skti Jis se muJhe umeed ki koi kiran nazar aye.
GIRL:ye waal clock 30 minuts aage hai.

  93 .- Co-education k side effects?
  Co-education k side effects?

Boy:
tum se bichra tou ye ehsas huwa,
ye ishq na hum ko raas huwa,
mere dil ka satiyanaas huwa,
humara daakh-la(addmission) tou aik sath huwa,
per gazab k tere sath huwa,
tu husn ki devi fail hui,
mai dard ka mara pass huwa.

Girl:
mai clas mei tum ko dekhti thi,
din raat mei tera sochti thi,
kitab ko jab mei uthati thi,
teri yadon mei kho jati thi,
par tuj ko na ehsas huwa,
ye gazab tou mere sath huwa,
mai pyar ki pyasi fail hui,
tu jhoota aashiq pass huwa.