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       1 .- Itne kam kapray pehan 
 a Boss: Itne kam kapray pehan k q aai ho? Aadha jism dikh raha hai.

Girl: Itni salary mein yehi aata hai!

Boss: Manager, Iss ko 3 months tak salary mat den

2 .- Tumne us larki ko
  1st boss: Tumne us larki ko job Q nhi di?
2nd boss:Yr wo boht bewakuf thi
1st:Wo kese?
2nd:Kuch nhi bs jb maine usay bethne k liye kaha to wo chair dhundne lgi.

3 .- wHt's uR Father nAme?
  Manager: wHt's uR Father nAme?

EmpLoyeE:
"BijLI Deen"

Manager: TOo stRanger Name!!

EmplOyee: pEhLay tO UnKa naAM
"Chirag dEen"
ThA..
Lekin jAb sE sCiENce nE tArKi kI HaI UnhOon nE Apna NaAM
"BijLI DEen"
Rakh Lia Hai.


4 .- Define a boss?
  Question: Define a boss?

Ans: An idiot who thinks that nine women can produce a child in one month . . . . .

5 .- The true lines on the T-shirt

The true lines on the T-shirt of an employee:

"I work only for MONEY. If you want loyalty, Hire a DOG."

6 .- I want a raise in my salary
  Employee: I want a raise in my salary, I am in demand and have two companies running after me!
Boss: Oh! I am really impressed but which companies are they?
Employee slowly: The electric and the telephone company!!

7 .- A young Boss said
  A young Boss said


"the great attraction in our job is that every day is a pay day "

8 .- Are You Free Sunday
  Boss: Hey Tina (His Secretary)

Are You Free Sunday Evening???

Tina: Yes Absoultely!!!

Boss: Good Then.....

Come Early To Office On Monaday Morning!!! 


9 .- Never trust a
m@n who
  Never trust a
m@n who says he is the boss at home.He probably lies abt other things too

10 .- Arguing with Boss
  Morning note : Arguing with Boss is jst like wrestling with a cow in the mud. After sometime u realize that u r getting dirty & the cow is enjoying it.  

11 .- aaj ap daftar se jaldi kese aa gae?
  Biwi shohar se: aaj ap daftar se jaldi kese aa gae?
Shohr: achanak mere boss ko gusa aa gaya or bola jahanum mein jao,to me foran utha or tumhare pas chala aya. 


  12 .- Memom Boss 2 worker
  Memom Boss 2 worker:Tumne is saal
Mehnat se kam kai,
Islie 5000 ka Bonus
Cheque de raha Hu,

Agar isi Tara kam karogeto agle sal ispar sign kardunga??.;-)

  13 .- Why did you leave your last
  Boss:(asking the applicant)Why did you leave your last job?
Applicant:Illness.
Boss:What was the trouble?
Applicant:My boss was sick of me!

14 .- Ek Mulazam ne boss Se
  Ek Mulazam ne boss Se kaha:Agr ap NE meri pay na barhai to. . .?
Boss(wid rude):to

Employe:to
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To
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Phir mA?N isi pay per guzara kroOn gA

  15 .- ChOoSe a JoB
  Message From Boss to Employes

? ChOoSe a JoB

YoU lOvE

AnD

YoU wIlL nEvEr

HaVe t0 WoRk

A dAy

  16 .- Ek Accha Mirror Leke
  Boss-Ek Accha Mirror Leke Avao Jisme

Muje Mera Chehra Dikaye De

Sardar-Boss Mai Sab Dukan Gaya Per Sabme

Mere Hi Chehra Dikha

Apka Chehra Diknewala Nhi Mila

17 .- Prayer Of An Employee :
  Prayer Of An Employee :

Dear God,

Give Me The Wisdom To Understand My Boss.. ..

Give Me The Love To Forgive Him.. ..

Give Me The Patience To Understand His Deeds.. ..

But Dearest God Don?t Give The Power Because If You Give Me Power,
I WILL BREAK HIS HEAD.

18 .- Modern Employer?
  What is the definition of a Modern Employer?

Modern employer
is the one who is looking for men between 25 and 30 with 40 years experience..!!

  19 .- Tum Ne Kis Larki Ko
  Boss: Tum Ne Kis Larki Ko Secertry Ki Job Par Rakh Lia Usy To Gramar Hi Nahi Aati.
Manager: Ap Ne Gramer Kaha Tha? Main Samjha GLAMOUR Kaha Hai.

20 .- smile sms
  Dear God,

Give Me The Wisdom To Understand My Boss.. ..

Give Me The Love To Forgive Him.. ..

Give Me The Patience To Understand His Deeds.. ..

But Dearest God Don’t Give The Power Because If You Give Me Power,
I WILL BREAK HIS HEAD.