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  1 .- I Don't Think So ...
  I Don't Think So ...

You Are A Fool

But

What's My Opinion Compared To

That Of Thousands Of Others ... =P ;->

  2 .- Sibbi ki garmi ki kasam...

Sibbi ki garmi ki kasam...


Murree ki sardi ki kasam...


Musharaf ki vardi ki kasam...


Adnan Sami ki charbi ki kasam...

"U r Very FooL . . . . ;->

  3 .- Once a Fool Always a Fool..

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F$##

FO$#

FOO$

FOOL

FoOl

fOoL

foOL

FOOl

fOoL

FoOl

FOol

foOL

FOOL


Pressing For What? Once a Fool Always a Fool..

  4 .- wo BASHEER Thori Tha,
  Ek bacha apni mummy se bola k..
mummy aap ko pata hai noker BASHEER hamari masi NOORA ko hamare papa ke bedroom me nanga kr ke uski tangon k beech wale hole me apna tangon ka beech wala DANDA ghusa raha Tha..


mummy chilla kr boli:
use sharam nahi aati, bache k samne aisi harkat krte hue, me abhi uski khabar leTi hoon..

achanak bacha Taalia bajaTe hue bola:

"Mummy April Fool, April Fool wo BASHEER Thori Tha, wo Tou PAPA The... ;->

  5 .- Ring your friend
  Ring your friend before he / she goes to work and say " I'm so sorry to hear you got fired ! " - Act surprised they didn't know yet.

  6 .- Cling-film
  Place Cling-film over the toilet seat - an old prank but a good one !


7 .- Wet a tissue
  Wet a tissue with milk and run around holding the tissue to your eye pretending you stuck your pen in your eye, when somebody comes close, squeeze the tissue to make the Milk spurt out all over the place

  8 .- email newsletter.
  Sign somebody up to an embarrasing email newsletter.


  9 .- Go around the office
  Go around the office and tell random people that a particular person (e.g. your friend) wanted them to drop over at 11am - they will be surprised when 50 people drop around to their cubicle at once.

  10 .- Start a rumour
  Start a rumour that your company is being taken over and loads of staff will be made redundant. Watch the onset of panic.


 11 .- Start a rumour

  Start a rumour that your company is being taken over and loads of staff will be made redundant. Watch the onset of panic.

12 .- Put loads of Pencil

  Put loads of Pencil (scribble and really build up the graphite) on a piece of paper and then rub around the eye and upper jaw. Then go around the office and say you were hit beacuse you didn't get the report in on time.


13 .- Get a universal remote control

  Get a universal remote control and turn the volume up on all the TVs in your local TV shop, while standing nearby. Try be covert so you can keep doing it.

  14 .- manager

  If you are a manager or have employees under you, send people looking for made up items such as the dehydrated water, the hydraulic cement humidifier, the double sided transperencies, a fallopian tube, the blunt knife, a glass hammer.


 15 .- If you work in a restaurant,

  If you work in a restaurant, tell all employees that due to new fiar trade regulations, each serving of fries or chips must contain exactly 257 pieces.


  16 .- During lunch,

  During lunch, say to your friend, "Sorry to hear about your partner, (pause) I suppose you had to find out about the affair sooner or later - the whole office knew about 2 months ago."


 17 .- another person's office,

  Use a 3M Post-it notes placed underneath someones's computer mouse - ensure that it covers the ball or the optical sensor on the bottom. When they go to use the mouse, it won't work! On the 3M Post-it simply write April Fool!.

18 .- another person's office,

  Get access to another person's office, cubicle or room, and move the entire contents of it to another location or even just outside the door. Another variation is to turn all objects in the room the opposite direction.


19 .- few replacements

  Do a few replacements ... Substitute Gravy instead of coffee granules !

 20 .- the result next morning will be fun

  If your last one out of the office, empty multiple packs of Jello or Gelatine into the Toliets - the result next morning will be fun


 21 .- daily cup of coffee.

  Break a chilli pepper and rub it a few times on mugs and cups .. adds spice to the daily cup of coffee.

 22 .- If you have a digital camera,
  If you have a digital camera, take a picture of the toilet, then plug in your digital camera into a PC or TV (using TV-out) and get the picture on screen. When you see people coming out of the toilets, start laughing out loud and pointing. The person will come and see the picture and think you saw them in there !


  23 .- watch the fun
  Switch the signs for Mens and Ladies toilets ... watch the fun


  24 .- *YOU BITCH*
  U are a...

B. I. T. C. H.

Beautiful

Intelligent

Talented

Cute

Horny

r u smiling now?

*YOU BITCH*


 25 .- When you turn your phone off
  WARNING ! ! !

This is a VIRUS . . .

When you turn your phone off it WON"T WORK AGAIN


 26 .- "HeArT aTtAcK"
  Hi,

Doing nothing?

Then Make a Place,

4 Me in ur Heart!!

I May come there any time!

Ur"s Faithfully,

"HeArT aTtAcK"

 27 .- Catch another fool!
  A study has proved that all fools use their THUMB while reading a SMS.
Now its 2 late dont try 2 change ur finger! Catch another fool!


  28 .- DON"T MIND
  I want U to know that U are very important to me, It"s impossible for me to live without U even 4 a second! U r my life & I can feel U everywhere.... DON"T MIND I WAS TALKING ABOUT OXYGEN...


  29 .- 99/100 idiots......
  Fact1: You can not touch your lower lip with your tounge...


Fact2: After reading this, 99/100 idiots would try it..


  30 .- Troubles
  You are one of the most CUTE persons in the world!!


Just a second, don"t misunderstand.
CUTE means:
Creating
Useless
Troubles
Everywhere...


 31 .- 007 * 60 = 420
  You are equal to sixty james bond!


How??


007 * 60 = 420

  32 .- You" Cheers
  For pepsi "shahrukh"


For coke "aamir"


For mirinda "vivek"


For fanta "rani"


& For Thums Up "Akshay"


Don"t worry
For Bante wala soda "You"
Cheers !!!

  33 .- RUMOURS.
  U R the one who is CHARMING
U R the one who is INTELLIGENT
U R the one who is CUTE
and I am the One who is spreading these RUMOURS


  34 .- how Sweetly I LIE
  So Sweet is ur SMILE???
so Sweet is ur STYLE???
so Sweet is ur VOICE???
so Sweet is ur EYE?????
see .......how Sweetly I LIE.


  35 .- "You" Cheers
  For pepsi "shahrukh"


For coke "aamir"


For mirinda "vivek"


For fanta "rani"


& For Thums Up "Akshay"


Don"t worry
For Bante wala soda "You"
Cheers !!!


  36 .- When things
  When things go wrong


When sadness fills your heart


When tears flow in your eyes


Always remember 3 things
1) I am with you
2) You have money
3) Bar is open, Lets go.


37 .- Don"t get excited.
  I Miss you a Lot Dear....


SENDER:
Aishwarya Rai
+919542496632


Message centre:
+919540099996


" Don"t get excited. She sent It to me."


  38 .- kiss......
  If u don"t mind


If u don"t feel bad

If don"t hesitate

Please......

give me a

K

ki


kis


kiss


kiss......

kissan jam bottle
just RS.22.50 only. soon......


  39 .- Your Own Stupid!!!
  Today, tommorow and forever there will be one heart that would always beat for you.
You know Whose???
Your Own Stupid!!!


 40 .- If ever in your life
  If ever in your life u r very sad n feel that u have lost everything, I’ll come, hold ur hand, take u 4 walk on a bridge and show u where 2 jump from.


  41 .- S.I.S.T.E.R.
  Your girlfriend is:
Smart.
Intelligent.
Sweet.
Talented.
Excllent.
Romantic.
In short she is your S.I.S.T.E.R.


 42 .- Read caps word reversely.
  Count S in SIHT SI WOH OT EKAM A DIPUTS YSUB

(hint-

it should be 5)

Read caps word reversely.


  43 .- U will be a BROHTER
  U will be a ROSE for all TREES
U will be a SMILE
for all FACES
U will be WATER FALLS for all HILLS
&
U will be a BROHTER
for all CUTE GIRLS.


 44 .- pls pay ur.......
  When ur life is in darkness pray 2 God ask him 2 free u 4rm darkness &
after if u pray &ur still in darkness
, pls pay ur
ELECTRICITY BILL


45 .- All ways keep
  All ways keep your LOVER"S photo in your purse.when ever you are in big trouble see the photo.you will feel that No other problem bigger than this...

46 .- buy a pillow.
  True love is like an pillow, u can hug when you are in trouble, you can cry when you are in pain & u can embrace when you are happy. So when u need true love spend 100 bucks and buy a pillow.


  47 .- Hey get ready,
  Hey get ready, my marriage is fixed.

Its on 1st of April. Surprised?

Stupid, 1st april is April fool, and u r the 1st person whom I fooled

 48 .- u r jealous of me
  If u save this msg, it means I"m cute. If u edit this, I"m still cute. If u fwd this, u r spreading that i"m cute & if u erase
this, u r jealous of me coz i"m cute!

  49 .- GHONCHU..
  You are a GHONCHU..

G-reat
H-ot
O-ne in million
N-aughty
C-ute
H-umble
U-nique

Zyada khush mat ho, hai to tu ghonchu hi..

  50 .- Aaj, kal, harpal,
  Aaj, kal, harpal, har samay, har vaqt, maheno, salo saal se ek DIL tumhare liye dhadakta tha aur dhadakta rahega aur wo DIL hai ur"s own DEAR.

  51 .- Mai APRIL
  Aisa DOSTANA hamara, Mai KASHTI tu kinara, Mai DHANUSH tu teer, Mai MATAR tu paneer, Mai VARSHA tu badal, Mai RAJMA tu chawal, Mai HOT tu cool, Mai APRIL tu....?

 52 .- TIME WASTE!!
  Plz don"t read this


Nahi to
ho jayega

Kya?

Arre wahi
jis se hum darte hai
?
?
?
wahi jo is umar me aksar ho jata hai
?
?
?
dekha ho gaya na
?
?
TIME WASTE!!


  53 .- Yaad hai ham
  Yaad hai ham pehle kahan milte the...... train ruki, khidki khuli, nazro se nazre mili aur aapne kahan,..... ALLAH KE NAAM PE KUCH DE DE BABA!!!!!!

  54 .- Ek bar kuch
  Ek bar kuch bandar jangal se bhag gaye phir wo hotel mein phuchen unme se ek pizaa kha raha tha ek burger kha raha tha aur kuch bade dhayan se ye message parh rahe the.

  55 .- I am sorry yaar,
  I am sorry yaar, aaj tak maine tujhe avoid kiya,kai bar tujhse bat nahi ki,tujhse hath nahi milaya,
Sorry yaar mujhe pata nahi tha ki “AIDS” chhune se nahi failta.

 56 .- Thapad
  If people says you are crazy, be patiend.
if they say you are monkey, relax. if they say you are stupid,be cool but if they say you are smart, Thapad maar sale ko.

  57 .- HARI Mirchi..."-
  Hotho se jo choo liya,
Ehsaas Aab tak hai,
Aankhe Nam hai, Aur sanso mein Aag aab tak hain...
Aur kyo na ho... Khayi Bhi to "HARI Mirchi..."-hai


  58 .- ALLAH KE NAAM
  Yaad hai ham pehle kahan milte the...... train ruki, khidki khuli, nazro se nazre mili aur aapne kahan,..... ALLAH KE NAAM PE KUCH DE DE BABA!!!!!!


  59 .- *Ramdev ji ka yoga.
  Legs utha ke karo.
Tange feala ke karo.
Ghuma ghuma ke karo.
Aage peechey dono taraf karo.
Jitna karoge utna halka mehsoos hoga.
*Ramdev ji ka yoga.


  60 .- Ullo
  Is kadar hum aapko chahte hai ki duniya
wale dekh ke jal jate hai, yu toh hum sabhi ko ULLU banate hai, lekin aap thoda JALDI ban jate hai..

61 .- April Fool ko msg Dhoond raha hAy
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BEWAQOOF kahin kA
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April Fool ko msg Dhoond raha hAy :-)

62 .- A day wil cum wen da whole world wil
  mY FRIEND

A day wil cum wen da whole world wil celebrate ur personality,

ur thoughts,

ur ideas & ur talent

beLieve mE

&

The day wil b

1st APRIL:D

  63 .- Plz go to creat message
  Plz go to creat message
Then open T9 ON DICTANARY OPTION
Then type this number & see the magic
277451366514612382623

 64 .- FOOL ne
  FOOL ne
FOOLon ki
FOOLWARI main
FOOL ke saath wish kiya hai
u r the most
BEAUTIFOOL
WONDERFOOL
and ColorFOOL
amngst all FOOL?s
HAPPY APRIL FOOL?s DAY

HAPPY APRIL FOOL - 2009!!!


  65 .- Today if anyone praises U 4 UR:
  Today if anyone praises U 4 UR:
1.SMARTNESS
2.NATURE
3.STYLE
4.ATTITUTE
Kick them

how dare they
Can Fool U
before APRIL 1st?.;->

  66 .- 31st March Or 1st april
  31st March Or 1st april
Fool is Fool dosnt matter.
Wishing very happy, prosperous and joyful
Fool Day to the King of Fools?;->

  67 .- aprilfool, aprilfool
  Jab tum aine ke paas jate ho to aina kehta hai

beautiful beautiful?

aur jab tum aine se dur jate ho to aina kahata hai

? aprilfool, aprilfool ?


  68 .- i m sendinG This Fool msg
  i m sendinG This Fool msg
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2 All Fools
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?APRIL FOOL?


  69 .- Which is the best day to propose a girl
  Hey U Know Which is the best day to propose a girl? April 1
U Know Why??
If she accept its your luck otherwise just tell April Foooooll


  70 .- Aisa hai dostana hamara,
  Aisa hai dostana hamara,
mein kisti tu kinara ,
mai dhanush tu teer ,
mai matar tu paneer ,
mein barish tu badal ,
mai rajma tu chawal,
mein hot tu cool ,
mai April tu fool

71 .- FOOL se FOOL ne FOOLon ki FOOLwari me
  FOOL se FOOL ne FOOLon ki FOOLwari me, FOOL k sath wish kiya,?U r the most beautiFOOL,wonderFOOL & colorFOOL amongst all FOOLS??..!!!!!!!

  72 .- ALIENS HAVE CONTACTED THE EARTH?
  ALIENS HAVE CONTACTED THE EARTH?
JUST WATCH THE NEWS AND SEE IT?.
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ONE MORE THING ADVANCE MEIN HAPPY APRIL FOOL..!

  73 .- Anewala Kal Tumhara Hai..
  Anewala Kal Tumhara Hai..
TumharaTha..
Tumhara Hi Rhega..
Us pr Tumhara Hi Haq hai..
SochoKyon?
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Kyuki kal 1st APRIL Hai..
HAPPY FOOLs DAY


74 .- If some body says
  If some body says

u r intellegent
u r smart
u r handsome
u r cute

Than give him a slap,

And tel him / her

To day is 26th March

NOT FIRST APRIL.

  75 .- Plz Open this msg. After 6 days,
  Plz Open this msg. After 6 days, on Tuesday

I know u can?t wait,

So,

CONGRATZ !!

U R D FIRST FOOL OF 2008,
APRILFOOL
in advnce?

  76 .- Tamam bewaqufon ko ittala di jati hai?
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ko ittala di jati hai?
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Aap to aise parh rahe hen
jaise ye ittala aap k liye ho

 77 .- I am your girlfriend:
  I am your girlfriend:
Smart.
Intelligent.
Sweet.
Talented.
Excllent.
Romantic.

theek kaha na ?

In short I am your S.I.S.T.E.R. :p

Happy april fools day

 78 .- In hasino se Rasme Wafa
  In hasino se Rasme Wafa
or Dil Lagana sarasar bhool hai…
Jis din ye ikrar karen mohabbat ka,
Samajh lena us din APRIL FOOL hai…!


 79 .- Sardar got into a bus on 1st April
  Sardar got into a bus on 1st April
when conductor asked for ticket.
He gave Rs.10/-
and took the ticket and said april fool.
I have pass.

  80 .- yes-m-yes
  begger: give me one rupee
gentleman:why
begger:i am poor
gentleman:i am also poor
begger:then take this one rupee and make festival