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 1 .-  1 Jadu Gar BehrI
  1 Jadu Gar BehrI Jhaz Mai Apne Kartub Dikha Raha tha Is K Sath 1 Parrot Bi Tha Jadu Gar Ne 2 Ande Hawa Mai Uchale
Parot Bolo Ande Jaib Mai Hai
Phr Jadugar Ne 2 Bottley Kapre Se dhanp di Aur Bolo ye Gaib Ho jaye gi
parot Phr Bola Botle Thele Mai Hai Isi Doran Tofan Aya Aur Jhaz Dhob Gaya
jadugar Ko hosh Aya Tou dekha k Wo Pathar Par Ha Aur PAROT BI PASS BETHA HAI
PAROT BOLA TUM JITE MAI MAI HARA AB BATOV JHAZ KAHA HAI CHUPAYA HAI  



  2 .- Disco Dance Karte
  Disco Dance Karte Howe Larke Aur Larki Ko 2 Kute Dekh Rahe The.

Ye Kya Kr Ha " 1 Kute Ne Dosre Se Pocha

Dosra kuta Bola Ye Tou Mai Nahe Janta Ho Mai Ye Janta Ho k Jub Mai Is Tarah Karta Ho Tou Mera Malik Mujhe peit k kere Marne k Duwai Pilata Hai......





3 .- Do u know insan k
  Q: Do u know insan k under k janwar ka kia nam hy?






A: NAAK KA CHUHA :-D 



4 .- A ThreE Legged Dog
  A ThreE Legged Dog WaLkS Into A sALoOn iN The oLd wEst.

He SLides uP To tHe baAr aNd anNounces;"I M LoOking fOr tHe mAn wHo sHoT My pAw.




5 .- Eik Bili ke samney
  Eik Bili ke samney eik ch0oha rakha hai par wo nahi kha rahi pata hai kyun?

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Kyun k wo Naak ka ch0oha hai...

Ha Ha Ha........... 


  6 .- Aik pinjray me kuch totay
  Aik pinjray me kuch totay 1 toti ko chair rahe thy.

Jab ke dosre pinjray me aik Tota Tasbi or doosra Namaz parh raha tha.

Malik ne toti ka pinjra tabdil kar dia.

Jab wo Naik toton k pinjray me gai to Tasbi wala tota doosray totay se bola:

"Utth shahzaday dua qabool ho gai ay." ;-> 



7 .- BagLaA Ek taANG Per kYun
  Do yOu kNow!!

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BagLaA Ek taANG Per kYun kHra hOta hAi?

BecOzZz...


Agr dOsRi taANG Utha Le tO Gir jAyE gA.. 



8 .- Kuttay kI dUm 100 saal Tak
  DiS iZ TotAlLY WrOng. . .

"Kuttay kI dUm 100 sal Tak Terhi hI Rehti Hai"

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KutTaY Ki To Age Hi 25 Se 30 saAL Hoti hAi.



9 .- 2 kuty agy bethy hue thy
  Dukandar ny subha subha dukan kholi to 2 kuty agy bethy hue thy
Dkandar;Oye tusi aethy ki ker ray ho?
Kuty: yar sari raat ponkdy ray an,
2 "STREPSILS" te day:-D 



10 .- Recent Survey Shows Dat
  Amazing Newz

Recent Survey Shows Dat

D Fastest Animal On D Earth, Wid A Top Speed Of 120 Ft/Sec Is a
"Cow"









Dat Has Been
Droped Out Of A Helicopter ;)  





11 .- Recent Survey Shows Dat
  Amazing Newz

Recent Survey Shows Dat

D Fastest Animal On D Earth, Wid A Top Speed Of 120 Ft/Sec Is a
"Cow"









Dat Has Been
Droped Out Of A Helicopter ;) 





 12 .- Humari billi
  Meeaaoou!

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Meeaaoou!

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Meeaaoou!

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Meeaaoou!

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Meeaaoou!

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Bohat khoob!

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"Humari billi
Humay he meeaaoou" 





13 .- LOVING ANIMALS
  If some1 asks me wat is humanity,

I wud sit next to u,

Pull you close to me,

Put my arms around u,

and say proudly,








LOVING ANIMALS
That's humanity: 



14 .- Chochoo chochoo cha
  Chochoo chochoo cha chcha..
mobile pe choha nacha..
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mobile ne toon toon bjaya..
choha msg perhne aya. 





  15 .- bull and a cow
  Teacher:A bull and a cow is grazing in the field..

Correct it!

Student:A cow and a bull is grazing in the field

Teacher:How?

Student:Ladies first .. 





16 .- Bakre Ne Bakri Ko
  Bakre Ne Bakri Ko Seeng Mara

Bakre Ne Bakri Ko Seeng Mara


Fir Kya?



Fir Kya?



Are Fir Kya?
Bakri Ne B Bakre Ko Mara. 





 17 .- Ant Decided To Jump
  Once An Ant Decided To Jump

From A Helicopter

But She Did Not Die

Can U Guess Why ???













Coz The Helicopter Was On The Ground! 





  18 .- Two Snake Sitin In Jungle
  Two Snake Sitin In The Jungle,

Female Snake Tried 2 Kiss The Male Snake

Suddenly Male Snake Turned

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Started Singing

Zehar Hai K Pyar Hai Tera Chuma 







19 .- Two Birds Sitting On A Tree,
  Two Birds Sitting On A Tree,

A Shikari Came & Shot 1 Of Them.

The Other Fly Away.


Why?



Saala POLICE Ke

Lafde Me Kaun Pade Ga.:) 







 20 .- Chuho (RATS) Ka Aatank
  Chuho (RATS) Ka Aatank To Dekho

















Sara Msg Kha Gaye..... 







21 .- AFRICI BANDARON"
  apka HUSN ,
apki KHUBSURTI
apki AANKHEN ,
apka ANDAAZ ,
apki AAWAZ , apki MUSKURAHAT,

mujhay hamesha ,


"AFRICI BANDARON" ki yaad dilati hain... 





  22 .- Macchar Hai,
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Dekhte Kya Ho,

Macchar Hai,
Maar Do Aur So Jao. 





23 .- 1 admi ne anda fry kiya
  1 admi ne anda fry kiya to woh
jal gaya..
Murghi ne dekh liya..
Murghi ne admi ko mun par zor se thapr mrty hue
kaha:
"Tenu deyna pavy tay lg pata javy". 





  24 .- JAMES BOND
  James Bond once met a dog in a jungle and said:

?i am Bond,
JAMES BOND?

Dog bites him and said:

?i am Kutta,
PAGAL KUTTA?





  25 .- So dnt play wid my life.
  yar! plz Try 2 undrstand n dnt disturb me more.Leave me alone.Last night I didnt sleep,thinkng of u.So dnt play wid my life.

sardar said 2 mosquito..





  26 .- FLY & Mousqut.
  Father:Tell me the difrence of FLY & Mousqut.
Son:Fly & mousqut both r sergen?s.Fly check the patiant & mousqut give injection to patiant





27 .- mosquito and a fly?
  Santa: WHat is another difference between a mosquito and a fly?
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Banta: A fly can fly but a mosquito cannt mosquito. 







28 .- AIk shaer ki shaadi main
  AIk shaer ki shaadi main AIk Chooha bht zoro shor say Bhngra dal
raha tha ! Aik ney choohey say poocha bhei Shaer ki shaadi main
tum kyoun dance ker rhay ho?TO chooha bola merey bhaii ki shaadi
hay ! Us ney sawal kiya woh kasiey, Chooha bola shaadi say pehley
main bhi Shaer tha ! ! 







 29 .- tell me five FERROUCIOUS animals
  Banta: tell me five FERROUCIOUS animals that you can think of??
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Santa: 3 lions and 2 tigers. 





30 .- if I saw a man beating a donkey
  Teacher: Now, children, if I saw a man beating a donkey and stopped
him, what virtue would I be showing? santa: Brotherly love. 







31 .- kuch bandar jangal se
  kuch bandar jangal se
Bhag gay
phr

wo
Hotel mein phuchen
un me se ek pizaa kha raha tha ek
burger kha raha tha
aur
ek bade dhayan se

ye message parh raha tha







32 .- whAt d|d A rAt sAy tO A cAt??
  whAt d|d A rAt sAy tO A cAt??

tHink?

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BillO rAn| kAhO tO aBhi jaAan De DuN?!





33 .- A hUnt3r shoOts At tiGer
  A hUnt3r shoOts At tiGer,bUt Shahrukh Khan DIES.Y????

sOchO sOchO?

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AreY jAn|X

tiGer wAs wAtchin climAx of DEVDAS???.;->







34 .- ek cheenti hoti hai.. uske paas 3 daane gehu ke hote hein..
  ek cheenti hoti hai.. uske paas 3 daane gehu ke hote hein..

ek din woh teen celebrities se milti hai..

aamir khan..

shah rukh khan..

salman khan..

teeno ke autograph woh ek ek daane par le leti..

call it.. khan A.. khan B.. khan C

par ghar jaa kar jab woh dekhti hai..

to sirf ek AutogrAph hotA hAi sabhi par..

kyun??

kyunki..

daAne daAne pAr likhA hAi.. khAn A waAle kA nAam???.;->





  35 .- Once There Was a Crow,
  Once There Was a Crow,
Nashe Wich Betha Se Oh,
Usne Peg Laye C Do,
Oh Tally Gaya C Ho,
Ik Chidi Rahi C Ro,
Crow Ne Ched Diti C Oh,
Chidi De Piyo Ne Fir Kutteya Crow,

Crow Sharminda Gaya C Ho,
HuN Chidi Nu Behan Kehnda Hai Oh..!.

Moral:- Peg La Ke KiSi De Dhi Behan Nu Naa Chedo??;->





36 .- D Oldest Animal |n D World?
  Do U knoW Which is D Oldest Animal |n D World?

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Give up?

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Wel its,

Zebra-Coz its still in black and white






 37 .- Tum Parindo K Bare Mein
  Q : Tum Parindo K Bare Mein Kya Jante Ho
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Sab Kuch

Acha Yeh Btao Woh Kon Sa Prinda Hai Jo Ur(fly) Nahin Sakta
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Mara Hua Parinda






38 .- Yeh Batao Prinde Sardiyo Mein
  Q : Yeh Batao Prinde Sardiyo Mein 1 Jaga Chor Kar Dusri Jaga Ur(FLY) Kar K Kyun Jate Hain
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Ans : Kyun K Agar Woh Chal Kar Jae Ge Toh Thak Jae Ge..;->





39 .- Once Bread and butter were
  Once Bread and butter were travelling by plane? plane crash hua?
bread marr gayaa.. lekin butter nahin maraa? kyon???

Because woh Butter FLY thaa..






40 .- Ek choohay ki hathi se mulaqat hui.
  Ek choohay ki hathi se mulaqat hui. Choohay ne itnay baray jaanwar ko pehle nahi dekha tha.
lehaaza choohay ne hathi se pucha: Janab aap ki umr kya hai?

Hathi ne jawab diya: 2 saal

Phir hathi ne choohay se pucha: aap ki umr kya hai?

Choohay ne jawab diya: umr to meri bhi 2 saal hai magar sehat kharab hai?







 41 .- Machchar or haati
  Machchar or haati may kya farak hai?
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Ans! Machchar haati ko kaat sakta hai par haati machchar ko nahi kaat sakta 





  42 .- Agar Sadaron Kee Char Tangein
  Agar Sadaron Kee Char Tangein Hoti To Kya Hota?

Its Simple?Phir Un Mein Aur Bandron Mein Ziada Farq Naheen Rahey Gha?







43 .- Agar Kuttey Aur Sardar
  Agar Kuttey Aur Sardar Mein English Speaking Ka Muqabla Ho To Kaun Jeetey Ga?

Jeetey Jo Marzi Laikin Yeh Baat To Teh Hai K Muqabla Mumkin Hai







44 .- Dil se hum aap ko janab
  Dil se hum aap ko janab kehte hain

Moo se hum aap ko aadab kehte hain

Aap jahan kahin bhi tashreef le jatay hain

Sab aap ko ZOO KA BAANDAR kehte hain.







45 .- Angrez zamano ki kahania.!
  Angrez zamano ki kahania.!

Once there waz a mouse

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He waz nearly to his home

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Moral:

slowly and steady wins the race







  46 .- Meri Wife Sirf Cockroach Se
  Santa Se Puchha Ki-?Tum Next Janam Me Kya Ban?na Pasand Karoge?
Srdr-?A Cockroach?
Why?
Bcoz Meri Wife Sirf Cockroach Se Hi Darti Hai 









47 .- Machchar or haati
  Machchar or haati may kya farak hai?
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Ans! Machchar haati ko kaat sakta hai par haati machchar ko nahi kaat sakta. 





48 .- One day l went 2 ZOO
  One day l went 2 ZOO. So many animals were there.
(>. .<)
"v"
Mouse

(@v@)
( "=" )
Owl

o(o¿o)o
(!)'(!)
Monkey

(@¿@)
"(<>)?
aaila ! Tum bhi







49 .- One day l went 2 ZOO
  One day l went 2 ZOO. So many animals were there.
(>. .<)
"v"
Mouse

(@v@)
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Owl

o(o¿o)o
(!)'(!)
Monkey

(@¿@)
"(<>)?
aaila ! Tum bhi







50 .- Tumhare bachpan ki photo hai.
  ;****;
o( @..@ )o
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Paichan kaun?
Bandar bi nai,
Monkey bhi nai,
Tumhare bachpan ki photo hai. 





51 .- Aaj to bohot khush hoongay aap?
  Aaj to bohot khush hoongay aap?
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Kiyon k, barish jo ho rahi hai
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aur barish main to
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sab hi maindak khush hotay hain