Patience, the adorable ‘tuxedo’ feline, was ҈ the streets in a rush to get ⌂ for her 6pm dinner. äIt was 6.45pm and she didn’t want to keep her new owner, Siobhan, waiting as she was her First Pet.
Incandescent eyes met Patience’s custardy yellow field of view.
Heart shaped ᴥ nose on legs, alluring and enchanting. I love you. ©
Patience’s whiskers Ҩ curled up!
“Hey! He looks like…me…a lot like me.” She mewed in startled manner.
Patience began to pick out words from the magazine, for she was a very intelligent cat and was able to read human. She deciphered that she was looking at the ‘poster boy’I for the Royal Canin Cat Competition. His name was Toby and he had won £100,000 smackeroonies for being such a handsome darrrlling. This angered Patience. Patience snuggled under the leaf of this glossy yet tattered magazine and rubbed herself against it so that it clung to her fur.
“I am farrrrr better looking than this geezer. I may make even more money than him. Surely Siobhan must have spotted my potential? I will take this up with her!” She hissed.
“Hey! Cutance darrrrling! Well, you’ve been a while, did you get lost? What’s cat on your back?” asked Siobhan.
“Errrr my name is Patience. I know my way around now. And that’s a leaf from Cat Planet for yourrr information! … Register me at GCCF, GCCF!!!” Patience screeched.
“Woaah, wooah, wooah…calm down.” Said Siobhan.
“Just look at the leaf!”Patience demanded.
Siobhan picked up the tattered rip out, and scanned the page.
“Oh, I see. It’s soo cute that you’re reading cat magazines.” Siobhan sarcastically remarked. “I’ll pick one up for you when I’m next out shopping.”
“Is that what you have to say? I’m soo not a(mew)used!” Patience replied.
“Haven’t you read how much money this mugly looking cat has made? Why haven’t you entered me into any competitions such as these? You don’t appreciate my worth- the beautiful puss that I am!” Patience growled.
“Sure, I recognise your worth, God ∞created you… so that I could… caress the lioness, ha ha ha, ha ha ha. See, what… I really wanted was a… beaut of a lioness. I know that’s a bad one …ha ha ha…but I find it hilarious.” Siobhan Lolzz
“Oh okay, I’ll show you…!” Patience hissed horrendously. She then stomped through Siobhan’s legs, with the force of a mighty bulwark, causing Siobhan to keel over and hit her head on the wooden shelf.
A few moments later, Siobhan opened her eyes. She looked around and found that her perception had somewhat changed. She looked down and appeared to be clothed in rather feathery apparel.
“I feel so much lighter”. Siobhan observed.
It seemed as though she was re-adjusting, but to what? Then, her field of view became slightly more focused. She could see Patience but Patience looked very different, very, very, very,
very, very…uncanny. Patience was staring at Siobhan with intent, behaving rather
and her jaws juddered in a frustrated chatter…
t easssssing me like this…
p p p p pppppp pleasssse!
S top it, stop it, sttttop it at once! ” Patience stuttered.