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In Bill Gates Book for high school and college graduates, there is a list of 11 things they did not learn in school. In his book, Bill Gates talks about how feelgood, politically-correct teachings created a full generation of kids with no concept of reality and how this education set them up for failure in the real world.
own room.

  在比尔-盖茨写给高中毕业生和大学毕业生的书里,有一个单子上面列有11项学生没能在学校里学到的事情。比尔-盖茨在书中谈到让你感觉良好的政治上正确的教导培养出一整代不知现实为何物的年轻人,这种教育只能导致他们成为现实世界中的失败者。
The 11 things are:
  这11项事情是:

Life is not fair, get used to it.
  生活是不公平的;要去适应它。

The world wont care about your self-esteem. The world will expect you to accomplish something before you feel good about yourself.
  这世界并不会在意你的自尊。这世界指望你在自我感觉良好之前先要有所成就。

You will not make 40 thousand dollars a year right out of high school. You wont be a vice president with a car phone, until you earn both.
  高中刚毕业你不会一年挣4万美元。你不会成为一个公司的副总裁,并拥有一部装有电话的汽车,直到你将此职位和汽车电话都挣到手。

If you think your teacher is tough, wait till you get a boss. He doesnt have tenure.
  如果你认为你的老师严厉,等你有了老板再这样想。老板可是没有任期限制的。

Flipping burgers is not beneath your dignity. Your grandparents had a different word for burger flipping; they called it opportunity.
  烙牛肉饼并不有损你的尊严。你的祖父母对烙牛肉饼可有不同的定义;他们称它为机遇。

If you mess up, its not your parents fault, so dont whine about our mistakes, learn from them.
  如果你陷入困境,那不是你父母的过错,所以不要尖声抱怨我们的错误,要从中吸取教训。

Before you were born, your parents werent as boring as they are now. They got that way from paying your bills, cleaning your clothes and listening to you talk about how cool you are. So before you save the rain forest from the parasites of your parents generation, try delousing the closet in your
  在你出生之前,你的父母并非像他们现在这样乏味。他们变成今天这个样子是因为这些年来他们一直在为你付账单,给你洗衣服,听你大谈你是如何的酷。所以,如果你想消灭你父母那一辈中的寄生虫来拯救雨林的话,还是先去清除你房间衣柜里的虫子吧。
Your school may have done away with winners and losers, but life has not. In some schools they have abolished failing grades; theyll give you as many times as you want to get the right answer. This doesnt bear the slightest resemblance to anything in real life.
  你的学校也许已经不再分优等生和劣等生,但生活却仍在作出类似区分。在某些学校已经废除不及格分;只要你想找到正确答案,学校就会给你无数的机会。这和现实生活中的任何事情没有一点相似之处。

Life is not divided into semesters. You dont get summers off and very few employers are interested in helping you find yourself. Do that on your own time.
  生活不分学期。你并没有暑假可以休息,也没有几位雇主乐于帮你发现自我。自己找时间做吧。

Television is NOT real life. In real life people actually have to leave the coffee shop and go to jobs.
  电视并不是真实的生活。在现实生活中,人们实际上得离开咖啡屋去干自己的工作。

Be nice to nerds. Chances are youll end up working for one.
  善待乏味的人。有可能到头来你会为一个乏味的人工作。

Mountains green

Today the mountain grey and cold.

rust and rocks left to be sold,

nothing more but to be told,

in ancient day beyond younderholds;

The mountain was green and tree leaves dimmed under light,

no one undertood of fright,

the men knew of their right,

to care for the maintains under the lights.                            清华男生是怎样凭白卷得100分的(杨振宁出题)

末考试,一清华男生面对杨振宁教授出的超难物理题,无从下手,于是径直走到讲台前,对监考的杨振宁说,“您出的题,我实在答不出来,可是我出一个题,您也不一定答的出来。如果您答不出来我的问题,能不能给我100分?”
杨振宁摸摸那已经没胡子的下巴,心想,就你——一个整天泡人大女生的清华呆子——能出多难的题,难得倒我?我可是得过诺奖的人儿了!遂答曰:“好!”
清华男生娓娓道来:“什么事合法却不合理? 什么事合理却不合法? 什么事既不合理也不合法? 括弧:这三件事有内在联系”杨教授实在想不出来,爽快的在白卷上打了100分,并问答案清华男生说:“您既然已经打了分了,那我就告诉您吧。”  “您82岁的老头子,却娶了一个28岁的年轻妻子,
这,合法却不合理。”  “您年轻漂亮的妻子,在外面又找了个年轻学生,这,合理却不合法。”   杨振宁这时已把一张黄脸气成青脸,气急败坏的说:“那你说,什么事既不
合理也不合法?
   ……………… 
学生得意的说:“您刚才在您新娶的年轻妻子的年轻情人的白卷上打了一个满分,这件事,既不合理,也不合法。”

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