Run 2095 - The Hare's Other Half
Date: Sunday 25th November 2018
Time: 1500 hours = 3pm WINTER TIME
Hare: Walky Pants or Farty Talk
Run Start Location: Leafy Glade
Maps: Google Map
Start: Kwan Yik Convenience Store
Trail: A to A
For Posh Nobs in Cars: Really? You don't know the way there by now? Oh, alright then... Proceed along Lam Kam Road, from the direction of the Lam Kam Road Interchange (Hong Lok Yuen roundabout off Route 9) and after passing Chung Uk Village on your right, Kwan Yik Store is on the corner on your right. Coming from the other direction, things will appear in reverse order and on your left.
Nearest MTR: Tai Wo
Nearest facilities: So basic they make Camp Bastion look positively palatial. Around the back of the store there is a tin shack with a hole in the floor. That is a toilet. If you are brave enough to order food, remember that it is prepared mere feet away from this "toilet" by the same people who use it and think it is normal.
Nearest Decent Pub: King's Belly, Tai Po
Parking: In the lane beside the store.
Buckets: North and South
OnOn: Prepared by the same grimy fingernailed harridan who unhappily serves your beers. You have been warned!
Webshite's Comment: Some say that his farty talk is precisely how Farty Pants ensnared ex-beauty queen and gymkhana specialist Walky Talky, aeons ago.
Hare's Comment: Hare Walky Talky is poorly so replacement/stand-in/lookalike/other half Farty Pants shall endeavour to reach the parts that other hares cannot.