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Professor Menace-esteemed professor and mentor extraordinaire- was born possessing the great and marvelous skills of the malicious arts. He passes on his knowledge to those seeking the light of the darker side and teaches those that are deemed worthy. Recently, his great mind has meticulously figured out the secret to the universe: aerosol cheese
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Some of The Courses Offered:

Maniacal Laughter Level 1-10

Ethics: Honor Among Thieves

Volatile Compounds

How to "Rub Out" a stain (Mobster style)

Advanced Weaponry: The only thing a bag full cats is good for... [taught by Mister Smith]





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