The tragedy of sexual intercourse is the perpetual virginity of the soul. ~William B. Yeats Sex on television can't hurt you unless you fall off. ~Author Unknown Flies spread disease - keep yours zipped. ~Author Unknown Remember, if you smoke after sex you're doing it too fast. ~Woody Allen Don't knock masturbation - it's sex with someone I love. ~Woody Allen For the first time in history, sex is more dangerous than the cigarette afterward. ~Jay Leno Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer. ~Swami X Men get laid, but women get screwed. ~Quentin Crisp It is bad enough that people are dying of AIDS, but no one should die of ignorance. ~Elizabeth Taylor When a guy goes to a hooker, he's not paying her for sex, he's paying her to leave. ~Author Unknown A dirty book is rarely dusty. ~Author Unknown Sex. In America an obsession. In other parts of the world a fact. ~Marlene Dietrich When a man talks dirty to a woman, it's sexual harassment. When a woman talks dirty to a man, it's $3.95 a minute. ~Author Unknown Life in Lubbock, Texas, taught me two things: One is that God loves you and you're going to burn in hell. The other is that sex is the most awful, filthy thing on earth and you should save it for someone you love. ~Butch Hancock To hear many religious people talk, one would think God created the torso, head, legs and arms, but the devil slapped on the genitals. ~Don Schrader The best sex education for kids is when Daddy pats Mommy on the fanny when he comes home from work. ~William H. Masters There are three possible parts to a date, of which at least two must be offered: entertainment, food, and affection. It is customary to begin a series of dates with a great deal of entertainment, a moderate amount of food, and the merest suggestion of affection. As the amount of affection increases, the entertainment can be reduced proportionately. When the affection is the entertainment, we no longer call it dating. Under no circumstances can the food be omitted. ~Miss Manners' Guide to Excruciatingly Correct Behaviour No matter how much cats fight, there always seem to be plenty of kittens. ~Abraham Lincoln My reaction to porn films is as follows: After the first ten minutes, I want to go home and screw. After the first 20 minutes, I never want to screw again as long as I live. ~Erica Jong, Playboy Magazine, September 1975 Familiarity breeds contempt - and children. ~Mark Twain, Notebooks, 1935 What is commonly called love, namely the desire of satisfying a voracious appetite with a certain quantity of delicate white human flesh. ~Henry Fielding Sex is God's joke on human beings. ~Bette Davis Love is the answer, but while you are waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty good questions. ~Woody Allen Against diseases here the strongest fence Is the defensive vertue, Abstinence. ~Robert Herrick, "Abstinence" Life without sex might be safer but it would be unbearably dull. It is the sex instinct which makes women seem beautiful, which they are once in a blue moon, and men seem wise and brave, which they never are at all. Throttle it, denaturalize it, take it away, and human existence would be reduced to the prosaic, laborious, boresome, imbecile level of life in an anthill. ~Henry Louis Mencken AIDS obliges people to think of sex as having, possibly, the direst consequences: suicide. Or murder. ~Susan Sontag There is nothing wrong with going to bed with someone of your own sex. People should be very free with sex, they should draw the line at goats. ~Elton John There's nothing better than good sex. But bad sex? A peanut butter and jelly sandwich is better than bad sex. ~Billy Joel The natural man has only two primal passions, to get and beget. ~William Osler The good thing about masturbation is that you don't have to get dressed up for it. ~Truman Capote Sex relieves tension - love causes it. ~Woody Allen If you use the electric vibrator near water, you will come and go at the same time. ~Louise Sammons Men wake up aroused in the morning. We can't help it. We just wake up and we want you. And the women are thinking, "How can he want me the way I look in the morning?" It's because we can't see you. We have no blood anywhere near our optic nerve. ~Andy Rooney I think I could fall madly in bed with you. ~Author Unknown Whoever called it necking was a poor judge of anatomy. ~Groucho Marx Sex is emotion in motion. ~Mae West Love's mysteries in souls do grow, But yet the body is his book. ~John Donne, Extasy Why should we take advice on sex from the pope? If he knows anything about it, he shouldn't! ~George Bernard Shaw I thank God I was raised Catholic, so sex will always be dirty. ~John Waters For women the best aphrodisiacs are words. The G-spot is in the ears. He who looks for it below there is wasting his time. ~Isabel Allende Sex without love is an empty experience, but as empty experiences go it's one of the best. ~Woody Allen Sex between a man and a woman can be absolutely wonderful - provided you get between the right man and the right woman. ~Woody Allen |