From the President

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My fellow Freedonians;

A nickel today isn't what it was five years ago, which is why I'm instituting a seven cent nickel. Whole families will be able to live for years off of a single nickel.

                                                                 Hail, hail Freedonia.

                                                                 Rufus T Firefly, President