Right Wing Fallacies

          American school shoes did not require duct tape repairs. Since the Constitution demands a federal post office, the government must also own all electricity and internet. Why do foreign governments get haircuts and we  can't reduce the compounded usury interest which comprises the majority of our debt, while banks charge us negative interest for savings.  Anyone on social security must give up their car and house to endow entitlements. Vulture landlords are on disability or social security. Tea Party foot soldiers are all on disability and rent control. That is why Keynes called for euthanasia of the rentier. It's time to put all the tea birch militias on their own reservations so they can be museums like the Amish and the Indians.  Fourteen year olds should be allowed to vote but seventy year olds should no longer vote or drive.  Most great modern inventions are  actually thousands of years old, but our patent system made them usable for the  benefit of humanity, so now the oligarchs want to ruin our patent system!  Jimmy Carter and Peter Grace, both  Democrats, cut the capital gains tax, fueling the birth of Amgen, Apple, Genentech and  Microsoft  while Carter was still president. But Reagan raised the capital gains tax,  fueling an LBO craze which offshored manufacturing to  China. Oligarchs are afraid technology  will lessen their ability to control us, which is why Reagan wanted everyone to use  IBM mainframes when microcomputers were born.  Jimmy Carter was the biggest trustbuster but Dubya brought the monopolies back. Oligarchs view anything individuals do, internet or patents, as trolls.  Now all of Reagan's economists are whoring  for China. Obama brought manufacturing back to the USA but oligarchs want to give those jobs to the offshore workers they bring here. We should federally regulate all real estate and insurance,  since they crashed the economy.  Investment is a fraud because the poor never achieve the holy grail of asset accumulation as they need to spend money needed to buy low and sell high. Small business hates regulation because all small business was set up precisely to sociopathically circumvent regulation. Feudal casuists perpetuate the canard of the mom and pop farm/deli/dega. Tocqueville 1848 ii.ii,19 debunks the notion of the hereditary family farm. Milton Friedman J Eco Lit v 30 n 9 p 2129-32 shows success of small business is indeterminate because of survivor bias. McKinsey's Manyika WP Feb 7 2010 B2 shows large firms produce jobs more quickly.  Even the Economist says (small-business canard, Oct 5th 2010) only a small fraction of smaller enterprises are capable of generating sustained growth of very many jobs. Right Wing Investment commentators try to con gullible right wingers into doing the opposite of their interest in order to make money for the commentators. The way one makes money is if you get someone to do the opposite of what you are doing, to be your gullible counterparty, to buy when stocks are at the top or sell at the bottom, because the smart investor buys low and sells high. Then they mollify the fool with conspiracy theories. Bilateral accounting was invented by Pacioli in 1494 which was the basis for the current account of Venetian banking contandi in 1421 from the Phoenician Jaridah of the 1202 Templars. Banking was founded under the civil codes of dogmatic Roman natural law of vindictive mafioso proprio vigore rationalizing of property absolutism before the 1272 reversion to scientic Common Deuteronomy precedent law and the redemptory forgiveness of the Jubilee.

        Judicial contempt, discovery and  juror exclusion are archaic and undemocratic. Night vision can see though hoodies but oligarch control freaks would rather we freeze our ears off. Obese hate bikes because they need to be motored to their turdholes! Osama was the ultimate faith-based initiative, which is why we should federally  license and psychiatrically regulate all churches. Paul's word for fornication meant  prostitution instead. Paul's word for masturbation meant malady instead. Paul's word for sycophant  meant slander.  Magog is cognate with Mongol and Magyar. Pharisees were condemned because they  syncretized vindictive Roman natural law over Jubilee redemtory Deuteronomy law. Moneychangers were racist about Roman coins. Meek means tranquil, not humble. Augustine  made pre-quick abortion a misdemeanor. Their misunderstanding ad hominem to mean ad personam is itself ad hominem.  Oligarch casuistry tries to change the meaning of words, redefine the rules!  Consistency is the hobgoblin of limited minds as God and Truth are incomprehensible  and dogma and ideology are idolatry which detracts from evidence based realism. The feudal casuistry of scrupulosity hides truth at all costs through the high  priests of the establishment. This is why the only answer can be a question. Bill Donohue said "Muslims are right to be angry"  after the Charlie Hebdo massacre.  Before the hostages, Jerry Falwell thought that Khomeni had to be pretty good because he was a fellow "fundamentalist".  Why are all the Black Muslims Republicans?  Homeoerotic militarist lockers and bars are worse than transgender restroom users.

       Those who complain about millenials never cared for the psychology or math parts of their courses, only how to manipulate. So they don't like it the millenials  actually paid attention and took their courses seriously. And they want them to unlearn them before they give them real jobs. They bought foreign cars because their mechanics were too dumb to deal with advanced technology. Now they want to replace their own kids with dumb, obedient foreign models. They only use technology as a mirage to manipulate people not make life better, and they usually don't even know how it works. They refer to stuff they never actually read.  They freak out how millenials are multiracial, multicultural, and multilingual, because they have trouble with any sentient language, even English. They hate common core because it obstructs their obfuscating casuistry. Club purges were schools for boardroom tactics. Civic associations are unelected coercive racketeers. I don't want my kids  bathing in my job hazards, so where do these filthrags get off regulating how many showers I have? They hate bicycles because they need to be motored to their turdholes. How can these lazy bums make it a violation of privacy to email your doctor? Immigrants know a lot more about hygiene than those who let pigeons crap on their hero bread. Mandatory DNA registry would dispel racism, crime and disease. Water supply lithium would limit racism and crime. We need ad-based wimax streaming from the libraries into the hood. Millenials are the ultimate American exceptionalism, unlike the Tea Party.

          Now that the anti-science, superstition-based initiative presidency ends, we need several public works science Manhattan projects to make us great again and boost us out of this Grotesque Depression. First we must provide free advertising-based wireless internet to everyone to end land line monopolies. Then we must criscross the land with high speed rail. Because bovine flatulence is the major source of greenhouse gases, we must develop home growable microbes to provide all of our protein. Then we must create microbes which turn our sewage and waste into fuel right at home. This will end energy monopoly by putting fuel in our hands. We must address that most illness starts from behavior, especially from parents. Since paranoid schizophrenia is the cause of racism, bigotry, homelessness, terrorism, ignorance, exploitation and criminality, we must provide put the appropriate medications, like lithium, in the water supply and require dangerous wingnuts who refuse free mental health care to be implanted with drug release devices. Churches should be licensed to reduce supersition and all clergy dealing with small children should be psychiatrically monitored to prevent molesting. Osama bin Laden and Timothy McVeigh were the ultimate superstition based initiatives. Widen navigation straits (Gibraltar, Suez, Malacca, Danube, Panama and Hellspont) with deep nukes to prevent war. In order to fund this we must nationalize the entire financial, electrical and transportation system and extinguish the silly feudal notion that each industry should be regulated by its peers. Technology mandates a transformation of tax subsidies from feudal forecloseable debt to risk sharing equity. Real estate and insurance, the engines of feudalism, must be brought under the Federal Reserve so we may replace all buildings with hazardous materials to provide public works. Insects, flooding and fire spread asbestos, lead and mold which prematurely disables the disadvantaged. Disposable manufactured housing assures children are not prematurely disabled and disadvantaged. Because feudalism is the threat to progress everywhere, we must abolish large land holdings by farmers, foresters or religions and instead make all such large landholding part of the forest service so our trees may diminish greenhouse gases. We must abolish executive pay and make sure all employees in a company are all paid equally. We must abolish this exploitative idea of trade and monopoly and make every manufactured disposable cottage self sufficient through the microbes we invent.

         Rightards are salivating over a Convention of States. Obamacare passed by supermajority but they could never get a supermajority to repeal it. Let them be deceived. Then we can overturn the Electoral College,  Federalism,  and all the Gun, States, Cletus Fetus, and Molestor Pastor  Rights, and make the USA comply with the United Nations. We can enshrine health, tenant, education, immigrant, safety and environmental rights.  Academia serves the wealth sequestering children of oligarchs who don't want to get their 
hands dirty doing real work so the self aggrandizing academy keeps students ever more captive to serve the oligarch casuistry like Trump University, Catholic schools and more trust-funded NGOs. We should regulate the finances of debt-subsidized NGOs just like they were ,aking a profit, because they secretly are.